Gene03 0 #1 October 29, 2013 If a Unicorn were to drag its butt through the grass like a dog does, would it leave a rainbow?“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #2 October 29, 2013 Yes."There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BigMikeH77 0 #3 October 29, 2013 No. Unicorns flatulate rainbows, but defecate cupcakes. Therefore, any residuals left on the grass would most likely be icing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #4 October 29, 2013 BigMikeH77 No. Unicorns flatulate rainbows, but defecate cupcakes. Therefore, any residuals left on the grass would most likely be icing. Yeah but they piss Skittles, so there's still a chance... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 60 #5 October 29, 2013 airtwardo ***No. Unicorns flatulate rainbows, but defecate cupcakes. Therefore, any residuals left on the grass would most likely be icing. Yeah but they piss Skittles, so there's still a chance... Are you sure it's piss? lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GooniesKid 0 #6 October 29, 2013 oldwomanc6 ******No. Unicorns flatulate rainbows, but defecate cupcakes. Therefore, any residuals left on the grass would most likely be icing. Yeah but they piss Skittles, so there's still a chance... Are you sure it's piss? OH....MAH....GOSH!!! That video is pure awesome!! I literally LOL'd out so loud my manager and co workers came up to me to see what i was doing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #7 October 29, 2013 oldwomanc6 ******No. Unicorns flatulate rainbows, but defecate cupcakes. Therefore, any residuals left on the grass would most likely be icing. Yeah but they piss Skittles, so there's still a chance... Are you sure it's piss? WOW“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #8 October 29, 2013 airtwardo ***No. Unicorns flatulate rainbows, but defecate cupcakes. Therefore, any residuals left on the grass would most likely be icing. Yeah but they piss Skittles, so there's still a chance...Speaking of Skittles, where the hell has he been??Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 851 #9 October 30, 2013 After drunk dialing him 3 times over the last couple years (he always answered!) I think I lost his number on my latest phone change. Which I find even more odd. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #10 October 30, 2013 normiss After drunk dialing him 3 times over the last couple years (he always answered!) I think I lost his number on my latest phone change. Which I find even more odd. OMG... just remembered I have his # in my cell. I remember talking to him when he was in the hospital in Sebastian after he biffed. That was the same day my friend Dan went in. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #11 October 30, 2013 I saw him a couple years ago at Sebastian for the invasion... Had his hot girlfriend with him, and she was having a hard time getting him to have sex, I provided him a hand full of prophylactics and we managed to convince him to go take care of the lady."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #12 October 30, 2013 I knew that boy wasn't right the first time I met him.“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flygirl1220 0 #13 October 30, 2013 Oh my goodness that is freaking hilarious!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #14 October 30, 2013 oldwomanc6 ******No. Unicorns flatulate rainbows, but defecate cupcakes. Therefore, any residuals left on the grass would most likely be icing. Yeah but they piss Skittles, so there's still a chance... Are you sure it's piss? She did seem more willing to swallow! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #15 October 30, 2013 theonlyski I saw him a couple years ago at Sebastian for the invasion... Had his hot girlfriend with him, and she was having a hard time getting him to have sex, I provided him a hand full of prophylactics and we managed to convince him to go take care of the lady. Seriously??!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #16 October 30, 2013 LuckyMcSwervy ***I saw him a couple years ago at Sebastian for the invasion... Had his hot girlfriend with him, and she was having a hard time getting him to have sex, I provided him a hand full of prophylactics and we managed to convince him to go take care of the lady. Seriously??!! Yep... couldn't let the pretty lady go unsatisfied. Though I'm sure there would've been plenty of others there willing to help her out."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #17 October 30, 2013 theonlyski ******I saw him a couple years ago at Sebastian for the invasion... Had his hot girlfriend with him, and she was having a hard time getting him to have sex, I provided him a hand full of prophylactics and we managed to convince him to go take care of the lady. Seriously??!! Yep... couldn't let the pretty lady go unsatisfied. Though I'm sure there would've been plenty of others there willing to help her out. He should know better than to take a hot, horny girl around a bunch of skydivers. I wonder if he still watches Glee?Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #18 October 30, 2013 LuckyMcSwervy He should know better than to take a hot, horny girl around a bunch of skydivers. Hot, horny girls are ok to take around skydivers, provided you keep them satisfied... they shouldn't have to beg. Seriously... it was after the last load and we were already pretty well on our way to drunk... so it wouldn't have taken much for him to lose his turn."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #19 October 30, 2013 theonlyski ***He should know better than to take a hot, horny girl around a bunch of skydivers. Hot, horny girls are ok to take around skydivers, provided you keep them satisfied... they shouldn't have to beg. Seriously... it was after the last load and we were already pretty well on our way to drunk... so it wouldn't have taken much for him to lose his turn.Hopefully, we're conjuring him up. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rifleman 70 #20 October 31, 2013 Skittles Skittles SkittlesAtheism is a Non-Prophet Organisation Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
