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Can a guy skydiver date a girl who has more jump numbers than him?



Sure. He just can't get in on any of her awesome big-ways. Who you marry isn't important in this sport; but only good jumpers are allowed on the cool jumps. We have standards :D
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Can a guy skydiver date a girl who has more jump numbers than him?



Sure. He just can't get in on any of her awesome big-ways. Who you marry isn't important in this sport; but only good jumpers are allowed on the cool jumps. We have standards :D


When I used to jump at Parasport, (South of Ft Wayne IN), a married couple (no kids) showed up together for first-jump class, and went on to become experienced jumpers.

Being attractive, she was invited on *all* the jumps; Be less attractive (to us guys), he had to work to get on *any* jumps. Eventually, they divorced. As time went by it became apparent that her ex-husband was a hell of a lot better jumper than she was, and he no longer had trouble getting on jumps.

She took up with another jumper, and after some time they got engaged. On the day of the wedding, there was an open invitation for anyone demo-qualified to jump into the wedding. I was in the clubhouse, (as was the ex-husband), as a demo load was getting ready to go. One of the wags on the load poked his head in and addressed the ex-husband:

"Hey, Steve! You jumping into the wedding?"

Steve: "Nah, I went to the last one!"

:D:D:D
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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Can a guy skydiver date a girl who has more jump numbers than him?



Sure. He just can't get in on any of her awesome big-ways. Who you marry isn't important in this sport; but only good jumpers are allowed on the cool jumps. We have standards :D


When I used to jump at Parasport, (South of Ft Wayne IN), a married couple (no kids) showed up together for first-jump class, and went on to become experienced jumpers.

Being attractive, she was invited on *all* the jumps; Be less attractive (to us guys), he had to work to get on *any* jumps. Eventually, they divorced. As time went by it became apparent that her ex-husband was a hell of a lot better jumper than she was, and he no longer had trouble getting on jumps.

She took up with another jumper, and after some time they got engaged. On the day of the wedding, there was an open invitation for anyone demo-qualified to jump into the wedding. I was in the clubhouse, (as was the ex-husband), as a demo load was getting ready to go. One of the wags on the load poked his head in and addressed the ex-husband:

"Hey, Steve! You jumping into the wedding?"

Steve: "Nah, I went to the last one!"

:D:D:D

best story - ever!

:D:D:D:D:D:D
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Can a guy skydiver date a girl who has more jump numbers than him?



Sure. He just can't get in on any of her awesome big-ways. Who you marry isn't important in this sport; but only good jumpers are allowed on the cool jumps. We have standards :D


I am still amused that I got to do the reverse stereotype... my girlfriend (now wife) had* quite a few more jumps than me, and I got invited early on to do jumps I probably shouldn't have, because of her.

Skydiving really is mostly who you know :)

[edit: *still does]
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