ryoder 1,590 #51 August 12, 2013 Darius11 Best line by Doug Stanhope " If marriage didn't exist would you invent it?" "I'm Doug Stanhope and that's why I drink.""There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,078 #52 August 12, 2013 >From the parents I have seen most shouldn’t be moms or dads there not qualified If only "qualified" parents had kids there would very soon be no people. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanG 1 #53 August 13, 2013 When someone asks if you have kids, just say, "Why, do you have some for sale?" - Dan G Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PixieUK 0 #54 August 13, 2013 billvon >I generally ask them "if everyone else jumped off a cliff, would you do it too?" Remember, these are all people you trusted. Would you jump? Would you at least look in the woods? No, these are not people I trust, these are people who feel they have a right to an opinion, lol. Usually someone else's mum /granny / neighbour / random person met at a function or whatever. I have lost count of the number of people who know nothing much more about me than my name telling me I should get married or have kids or buy a house or whatever, for no reason whatsoever that I can see, other than "everyone does it"! Which for me is no reason at all..... Now I can ask them if they would jump out of a plane And no, I am never getting married again. For all those people who say "never is a long time", so is "forever" and there's no way I'm promising that to anyone again A mind once stretched by a new idea never regains its original dimensions - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #55 August 13, 2013 I'm up to about 164 or so. Last weekend we added about 12 to our list. It is audio - some visual, but mostly just audio. Soiled little brats!No - I didn't spell that wrong.It was a lot like this,I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darius11 12 #56 August 13, 2013 Love the commercialI'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites