grue 1 #126 July 23, 2013 nigel99 Remember different countries, different rules. Here you are not allowed to freefly without a B license Is that actually enforced, ever? cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #127 July 23, 2013 BillyVance ********* You only despise her because she lends truth to the lie about blondes. Please stop. I should update my profile photo. I'm a ginger right now, which means I not only don't have as much fun, I have no soul. Oh MY! http://windupmyskirt.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/ginger-or-mary-ann.jpg I'd go with Mary Ann, every time. Hmmmm MmmHmmmI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #128 July 24, 2013 DcloudZ ****** Oh, right. Your wife is hot. "Skydving - helping average guys marry way out of their league for over 60 years." Interesting... I see the opposite at my dropzone. Average-at-best looking girls getting decent looking guys just because of the lack of other girls around.Shah... is that you??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #129 July 24, 2013 davjohns *** Quote No. Someone needs to create a special place for you, right in between a prison and a retard asylum and it should be named "Fucking idiots who don't know what they are talking about and should probably fuck off". Please read the forum rules before you post again. We have a rule against personal attacks. This is your warning; do it again and you'll be banned. THAT's the Skymama I know and fear! I just figured the new girl was good to go around this place. A good well placed fuck off to some of the wonderful open minded assholes..priceless. I think she will have a long career in skydiving Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mickochet 0 #130 July 24, 2013 That is funny!If you never fall down you aren't trying hard enough. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
streaker 0 #131 July 24, 2013 Quote Quote *** skydivebeauty I work as the manifest chick at my dz, and there is this guy (he is the son of the owner) who I really like. Apart from being good looking he is rea lly sweet and friendly towards me. Should I let this go any further? Is having a relationship at the dz a good idea? anyone else been in this position? I really really like him. . .Good luck Sweetie.... PS: he is my age Thanks x Have a yippee ki ya day! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #132 July 24, 2013 grue *** Remember different countries, different rules. Here you are not allowed to freefly without a B license Is that actually enforced, ever? Exactly how do you enforce that? Track over in freefall and hand them a written warning? I wasn't freeflying. I was just unstable.I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #133 July 24, 2013 NWFlyer Or could it maybe, possibly, be 3) that all single guys on the DZ are acting like horny douchebags and/or the women are just not interested? Nah, couldn't be that. I always heard "polite" was my best quality. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #134 July 24, 2013 davjohns Exactly how do you enforce that? Track over in freefall and hand them a written warning? I wasn't freeflying. I was just unstable. "Arch. Get on your BELLY! NOW!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #135 July 24, 2013 JohnMitchell *** Exactly how do you enforce that? Track over in freefall and hand them a written warning? I wasn't freeflying. I was just unstable. "Arch. Get on your BELLY! NOW!!!"cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #136 July 24, 2013 JohnMitchell *** Exactly how do you enforce that? Track over in freefall and hand them a written warning? I wasn't freeflying. I was just unstable. "Arch. Get on your BELLY! NOW!!!"Your wife hear that often? I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DcloudZ 0 #137 July 24, 2013 Amazon ********* Oh, right. Your wife is hot. "Skydving - helping average guys marry way out of their league for over 60 years." Interesting... I see the opposite at my dropzone. Average-at-best looking girls getting decent looking guys just because of the lack of other girls around.Shah... is that you??? HAHAHA no but Shah and I see eye to eye on the matter. He's a beacon of light"Better to have a short life that is full of what you like doing than a long life spent in a miserable way." -Alan Watts Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #138 July 24, 2013 skymama Quote Can't take her seriously as a jumper until she starts showing up to the DZ without makeup on. A girl can wear make-up at the dz and still be serious about skydiving. Have you ever met Jeannie Anderson? Roberta Mancino also comes to mind~ There are quite a few beautiful women around the sport that look like they can land on one kind of 'runway' and strut down another 2 minutes later! There are also other beautiful women skydiving that can't seem to get out of bed or off a ladder without breaking something...THEY 'could' strut down a models runway...but probably shouldn't. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #139 July 24, 2013 Quote There are also other beautiful women skydiving that can't seem to get out of bed or off a ladder without breaking something...THEY 'could' strut down a models runway...but probably shouldn't. Do you ever wonder how those women even manage to skydive without killing themselves? I do! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #140 July 24, 2013 skymama Quote There are also other beautiful women skydiving that can't seem to get out of bed or off a ladder without breaking something...THEY 'could' strut down a models runway...but probably shouldn't. Do you ever wonder how those women even manage to skydive without killing themselves? I do! I think you are one he's refering to, mabye Val tooYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #141 July 24, 2013 Squeak *** Quote There are also other beautiful women skydiving that can't seem to get out of bed or off a ladder without breaking something...THEY 'could' strut down a models runway...but probably shouldn't. Do you ever wonder how those women even manage to skydive without killing themselves? I do! I think you are one he's refering to, mabye Val too Well, to be fair, Twardo said nothing about snowboarding."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #142 July 24, 2013 QuoteI think you are one he's refering to, mabye Val too I am completely aware of that, hence why I made a joke at my own expense. One should never take themselves too seriously!She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #143 July 24, 2013 davjohns Your wife hear that often? We just whisper things like that. . . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #144 July 24, 2013 Squeak Do you ever wonder how those women even manage to skydive without killing themselves? I do! I think you are one he's refering to, mabye Val too Poor Valinda was pretty tough before all those lupus meds screwed with her bone density.Her hobbies used to be weightlifting and gymnastics. That was one buff girl. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GooniesKid 0 #145 July 24, 2013 airtwardo *** Quote Can't take her seriously as a jumper until she starts showing up to the DZ without makeup on. A girl can wear make-up at the dz and still be serious about skydiving. Have you ever met Jeannie Anderson? Roberta Mancino also comes to mind~ There are quite a few beautiful women around the sport that look like they can land on one kind of 'runway' and strut down another 2 minutes later! There are also other beautiful women skydiving that can't seem to get out of bed or off a ladder without breaking something...THEY 'could' strut down a models runway...but probably shouldn't. what about Skymama? She's beautiful too. And stop talkinga about my wife, Roberta Mancino. That's just her stage name. her real name is Roberta Kid. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 54 #146 July 24, 2013 GooniesKid ****** Quote Can't take her seriously as a jumper until she starts showing up to the DZ without makeup on. A girl can wear make-up at the dz and still be serious about skydiving. Have you ever met Jeannie Anderson? Roberta Mancino also comes to mind~ There are quite a few beautiful women around the sport that look like they can land on one kind of 'runway' and strut down another 2 minutes later! There are also other beautiful women skydiving that can't seem to get out of bed or off a ladder without breaking something...THEY 'could' strut down a models runway...but probably shouldn't. what about Skymama? She's beautiful too. And stop talkinga about my wife, Roberta Mancino. That's just her stage name. her real name is Roberta Kid. Awwwwwh! You're kinda cute (in a Dam doll sorta way)! lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GooniesKid 0 #147 July 24, 2013 oldwomanc6 ********* Quote Can't take her seriously as a jumper until she starts showing up to the DZ without makeup on. A girl can wear make-up at the dz and still be serious about skydiving. Have you ever met Jeannie Anderson? Roberta Mancino also comes to mind~ There are quite a few beautiful women around the sport that look like they can land on one kind of 'runway' and strut down another 2 minutes later! There are also other beautiful women skydiving that can't seem to get out of bed or off a ladder without breaking something...THEY 'could' strut down a models runway...but probably shouldn't. what about Skymama? She's beautiful too. And stop talkinga about my wife, Roberta Mancino. That's just her stage name. her real name is Roberta Kid. Awwwwwh! You're kinda cute (in a Dam doll sorta way)! I see what you did there! But i was being serious..would love to go on 1 date with Skymama. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #148 July 25, 2013 Quote But i was being serious..would love to go on 1 date with Skymama. Thank-you for the compliments! You can submit your resume if Normiss ever breaks up with me, but I'm kinda hoping that never happens. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #149 July 25, 2013 airtwardo There are also other beautiful women skydiving that can't seem to get out of bed or off a ladder without breaking something...THEY 'could' strut down a models runway...but probably shouldn't. My girlfriend used the flag at perris as her accuracy target once. Mission accomplished, she hit the fucking thing and broke her hand cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #150 July 25, 2013 Quote My girlfriend used the flag at perris as her accuracy target once. Mission accomplished, she hit the fucking thing and broke her hand Well THAT story coulda gone a couple of different ways... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
