skymama 37 #1 July 1, 2013 This is the most ridiculous, stupid and embarrassing injury. I broke my toe on a storage bin. I should skydive every weekend, all of my worst injuries happen at home! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #2 July 1, 2013 http://www.business-supply.com/p-74361-bubblewrap-packaging-12x60-clear.aspx?utm_le=true&id={adwords_producttargetid}&gclid=CPGPt63IjrgCFcR_QgodTDsABwRemster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #3 July 1, 2013 I broke my baby toe almost 20 years ago getting out of bed! At the time, I was a brand new skydiver jumping pretty much every single weekend! I feel your pain! And I hate to tell you this, but even now it aches whenever it is cold or rainy or the weather is a bit unstable. It was aching last night for no apparent reason. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #4 July 1, 2013 Remster http://www.business-supply.com/p-74361-bubblewrap-packaging-12x60-clear.aspx?utm_le=true&id={adwords_producttargetid}&gclid=CPGPt63IjrgCFcR_QgodTDsABw See attached pic . . . Just saying . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #5 July 1, 2013 Quote And I hate to tell you this, but even now it aches whenever it is cold or rainy or the weather is a bit unstable. It was aching last night for no apparent reason. Grrr...I was worried about that. Your injury is as embarrassing as mine! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,106 #6 July 1, 2013 Some years ago I badly sprained my ankle playing Snooker (similar game to Pool). Very embarrassing explaining that away.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdvr 210 #7 July 1, 2013 I read once that most common injuries happen within 3 miles of home...you should move. Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BigMark 1 #8 July 1, 2013 On the edge of the bed, more than once. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #9 July 1, 2013 You would think that if they can send a man to the moon...they could come up with some kind of foot protection that would cover up the toes and keep 'em from getting smashied...heck maybe throw some grippy stuff on the bottom that would give you traction and protect the sole of the foot from sharp pokie things too. Ya could maybe hold them on with some string to they wouldn't fall off & stuff! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #10 July 1, 2013 I live in FL, we don't wear shoes here! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #11 July 1, 2013 BigMark On the edge of the bed, more than once. Dude, you need to learn how to stick the dismount.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #12 July 1, 2013 BigMark On the edge of the bed, more than once. That's a friggin mini Egg Plant!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpwally 0 #13 July 1, 2013 I'll bet thats what she was doing,,a dismount ,,and Normiss didn't put the storage box away !! smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #14 July 1, 2013 jumpwally I'll bet thats what she was doing,,a dismount ,,and Normiss didn't put the storage box away !! Hmmmmm Normiss was not in town at the time of said incident. You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #15 July 1, 2013 QuoteI'll bet thats what she was doing,,a dismount ,,and Normiss didn't put the storage box away !! He's in the clear and it was me who had the storage bin out. Clear, under bed storage bin on white tile; I totally forgot it was there and just didn't see it.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NorrinRadd 0 #16 July 1, 2013 I broke my toe twice, when I was a kid. Each time, I was doing the exact same thing... trying to trip my cousin. Damn instant karma!!Why drive myself crazy trying to be normal, when I am already at crazy? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #17 July 1, 2013 airtwardo You would think that if they can send a man to the moon...they could come up with some kind of foot protection that would cover up the toes and keep 'em from getting smashied...heck maybe throw some grippy stuff on the bottom that would give you traction and protect the sole of the foot from sharp pokie things too. ninja boots ? scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #18 July 1, 2013 piisfish ***You would think that if they can send a man to the moon...they could come up with some kind of foot protection that would cover up the toes and keep 'em from getting smashied...heck maybe throw some grippy stuff on the bottom that would give you traction and protect the sole of the foot from sharp pokie things too. ninja boots ? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BigMikeH77 0 #19 July 1, 2013 At least you have it taped up. That's about all that can be done. In the army, we'd tell you to "Drink water and take some motrin." Hope it gets better soon! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingRhenquest 1 #20 July 1, 2013 I nearly stepped in a prairie dog hole walking back to the DZ trailer the other day. Good thing I noticed at the last second, would have sucked to survive the skydive unscathed and then break my ankle in some varmint hole! But at least I'd have been at the DZ when it happened! I'm trying to teach myself how to set things on fire with my mind. Hey... is it hot in here? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #21 July 2, 2013 Quote At least you have it taped up. That's about all that can be done. In the army, we'd tell you to "Drink water and take some motrin." We have 60+ people coming for a party on Thursday, so this little thing won't slow me down. I've been on my feet for 3 days now since it happened. My post was was meant to make those who know me laugh. I am very klutzy and have broken many bones. It's unusual for me to make it through a year without hurting myself! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #22 July 2, 2013 FlyingRhenquest I nearly stepped in a prairie dog hole walking back to the DZ trailer the other day. Good thing I noticed at the last second, would have sucked to survive the skydive unscathed and then break my ankle in some varmint hole! But at least I'd have been at the DZ when it happened! Ninja Booties? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #23 July 2, 2013 Broke my pinky toe last year playing laser tag. At least I was getting some adrenaline. I've sworn off laser tag - too dark, too dangerous. Skydiving. During the daytime.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingRhenquest 1 #24 July 2, 2013 riddler Broke my pinky toe last year playing laser tag. At least I was getting some adrenaline. I've sworn off laser tag - too dark, too dangerous. Skydiving. During the daytime. What... if we could combine laser tag AND skydiving? I'm trying to teach myself how to set things on fire with my mind. Hey... is it hot in here? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #25 July 2, 2013 FlyingRhenquest ***Broke my pinky toe last year playing laser tag. At least I was getting some adrenaline. I've sworn off laser tag - too dark, too dangerous. Skydiving. During the daytime. What... if we could combine laser tag AND skydiving? If you get hit, it deploys your main... Skymama, did you call a tow truck? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites