Man bitten by snake while taking a slash

[strife 0]

http://mobile.news.com.au/weird-true-freaky/mans-penis-bitten-by-a-snake-as-he-went-to-the-toilet-to-relieve-himself/story-e6frflri-1226679390080

where do you start pun away

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strife

http://mobile.news.com.au/weird-true-freaky/mans-penis-bitten-by-a-snake-as-he-went-to-the-toilet-to-relieve-himself/story-e6frflri-1226679390080

where do you start pun away

Could it have been a rivalry? The poor thing was threatened.

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[FlyingRhenquest 1]

Ooh! Punchline is, the doctor says "You need to suck the poison out!" And his friend looks at him and says "Doctor says you're going to die!"

I'm trying to teach myself how to set things on fire with my mind. Hey... is it hot in here?

[kallend 2,027]

Cockney (and Aussie) Rhyming Slang: www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=snake%20hiss

...

The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one.

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kallend

Cockney (and Aussie) Rhyming Slang: www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=snake%20hiss

Cock knee? That's 4 sigma above the mean.

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kallend

Cockney (and Aussie) Rhyming Slang: www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=snake%20hiss

Someone call Samuel L Jackson

[Darius11 12]

FlyingRhenquest

Ooh! Punchline is, the doctor says "You need to suck the poison out!" And his friend looks at him and says "Doctor says you're going to die!"

HAHAHA its going to be a good day

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