Pop Tarts

[grue 1]

This is VERY IMPORTANT scientific research.

Also it is known, the three best flavors are:

Tied for first: Brown Sugar & Cinnamon, Frosted Strawberry
Third: Frosted Grape.

Honorable mention: Red Velvet, because the filling honestly looks like jizz and it's so horrifying they deserve respect.

cavete terrae.

[jceman 1]

This poll has no entry for boobies and is therefore invalid.

QED.

Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money.

Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

[Andy9o8 2]

The last option is invalid.

[skymama 37]

Back in the day when I would eat Pop-Tarts, I liked the frosted chocolate ones at room temperature. I don't eat them now because they're full of crap, fat and calories. Of course, that's why they are so full of deliciousness too!

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[muff528 3]

I don't eat them because they're ....well....NASTY! (in a "way too sickeningly sweet" sorta way)

I do buy a lot of them, though. My kid eats them. He eats them at room temp but I think that's only because he's too lazy to put them in the toaster and wait.

[amstalder 0]

When I ate them, room temp, definitely.

Now I don't them because 1) full of crap like skymama said, and 2) I don't support the company (the main reason).

And Frosted Grape?? Really? Gross

[phreeloader 0]

Chocolate fudge, toasted and eaten with a scoop of vanilla icecream

[FlyingRhenquest 1]

They're an important staple of the college student's diet! Specifically you eat them to supplement your vitamin C intake, because Ramen has none. So if you don't eat pop tarts, you'll get scurvy*.

* Statement not evaluated by the FDA.

I'm trying to teach myself how to set things on fire with my mind. Hey... is it hot in here?

[Ashtanga 0]

I don't eat them.

[normiss 798]

GRAPE???

Never even noticed that one.

The best?
Unfrosted blueberry, toasted, with butter.

[oldwomanc6 52]

I don't eat them because they're gross. They're too sweet and the pastry part tastes like kindergarten paste! Uggggh!

eta: if I was inclined to eat something of the sort, it would be Toaster Strudel. Still too sweet, but at least they resemble something a real bakery would do.

lisa
WSCR 594
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CBDB 9

[BikerBabe 0]

oldwomanc6

I don't eat them because they're gross. They're too sweet and the pastry part tastes like kindergarten paste! Uggggh!

eta: if I was inclined to eat something of the sort, it would be Toaster Strudel. Still too sweet, but at least they resemble something a real bakery would do.

pretty much exactly this. Toaster Struedel is pretty good though. pop tarts are way too sweet for me.

Never meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!

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jceman

This poll has no entry for boobies and is therefore invalid.

QED.

And here I thought this thread was about Mylie Cyrus, Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears, Shakira, Celene Dion, Jennifer Lopez, et al., ad nauseum.

mh
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"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat."

[ryoder 1,590]

markharju

And here I thought this thread was about Mylie Cyrus, Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears, Shakira, Celene Dion, Jennifer Lopez, et al., ad nauseum.

mh
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At least those sound appetizing.

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[Remster 30]

markharju

***This poll has no entry for boobies and is therefore invalid.

QED.

And here I thought this thread was about Mylie Cyrus, Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears, Shakira, Celene Dion, Jennifer Lopez, et al., ad nauseum.

mh
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For your viewing pleasure (and don't ask me what the director was on when they figured out the video) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrUvu1mlWco

Remster

[Bertt 0]

Here's a man who knows his pop tarts.

You don't have to outrun the bear.

[ZigZagMarquis 9]

jceman

This poll has no entry for boobies and is therefore invalid.

QED.

I agree.

This thread / poll is invalid until someone crafts a pair of pop-tarts into the shape of boobies and posts a picture of them here and skymama bans them!

[JohnMitchell 16]

markharju

And here I thought this thread was about Mylie Cyrus, Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears, Shakira, Celene Dion, Jennifer Lopez, et al., ad nauseum.

Damn, I thought of the breakfast food first. .

[wolfriverjoe 1,523]

ZigZagMarquis

***This poll has no entry for boobies and is therefore invalid.

QED.

I agree.

This thread / poll is invalid until someone crafts a pair of pop-tarts into the shape of boobies and posts a picture of them here and skymama bans them!





Why would Skymamma ban someone for posting pictures of Pop Tart Boobies?

It is clearly stated that boobies are allowed.

Although, now that I think about it, Pop Tart Boobies would be pretty disgusting.

Pop Tarts as a bikini top might be interesting...

That's probably the only way I'd eat them.

"There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy

"~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo

[ZigZagMarquis 9]

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Why would Skymamma ban someone for posting pictures of Pop Tart Boobies?

I have no clue.

I just make this shit up as I go!