turtlespeed 226 #1 June 5, 2013 Tropical Storm Andrea Beat the hell outta Florida!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #2 June 5, 2013 What did Normiss say that got her so wound up? "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #3 June 5, 2013 ryoder What did Normiss say that got her so wound up? Funks came back and . . . well . . you know what that does.or Someone glitter bombed her.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 60 #4 June 5, 2013 turtlespeed ***What did Normiss say that got her so wound up? Funks came back and . . . well . . you know what that does.or Someone glitter bombed her.Can you imagine someone dropping a ton or two into the eye? Florida would never get it out of the carpet! lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 858 #5 June 6, 2013 I love Andrea so all I can say is [filter]I love you Andrea[/filter]. I've never seen her stormy side. I honestly don't think she has one. Rainy on rare occasion, but never any lightning, thunder, tornadoes, or tropical storms. Hurricane isn't possible. She's a sweetie! HAPPY BIRTHDAY WEEK EXTRAVAGANZA!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #6 June 6, 2013 My one chance at being ferocious and I'm stuck being the nice storm...story of my life. At least I'm coming during Birthday Extravaganza Week, that seems fitting! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #7 June 6, 2013 skymama My one chance at being ferocious and I'm stuck being the nice storm...story of my life. At least I'm coming during Birthday Extravaganza Week, that seems fitting! Good thing Andrea wasn't used in 1992. That was a fucking buzzsaw right across southern Florida. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meso 38 #8 June 6, 2013 Don't know if I'd call it a 'big storm' yet ;) Forecast maximum winds at this time for the outlook period is 45mph, though to be honest I think that's too conservative. Even though shear and dry air may keep strengthening down, I think 60mph could be seen out of it. And so begins another season of intense hurricane tracking... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Malta_Dog 0 #9 June 6, 2013 D'ya know why they use female names to identify tropical storms? At first they are hot and wet, but when they're gone, so is your car and 1/2 of your house. All your dropzone are belong to us!!!!111! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #10 June 6, 2013 QuoteDon't know if I'd call it a 'big storm' yet ;) After I turned on the tv and saw all the tornado watches this morning, I thought, "oh, no! I hope no one gets hurt!" and now I'll be on edge all day. I really hope it's just rain today and nothing more. Death and destruction is not me. I wish they named rainbows and sunshine, that's more my style!She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #11 June 6, 2013 My building was put on alert (downtown Tampa) because a reported tornado on the ground in/around downtown."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #12 June 6, 2013 not a lot of wind but she's got almost the entire state coveredYou can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 858 #13 June 6, 2013 You know how thorough she is! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #14 June 6, 2013 normiss You know how thorough she is! Shes 's just giving Florida a good scrubbing, it was getting a little dirty . . . Now she can concentrate and get bigger after she is done with that state and go north to really deal out some havoc! (But in a nice, motherly kind of way, not the St. Patrick's Boogie kind of way)I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #15 June 6, 2013 *** Sure you wouldn't like to rephrase that Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 60 #16 June 6, 2013 Zep *** Sure you wouldn't like to rephrase thatIt's just another instant skymama classic quote! lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #17 June 7, 2013 turtlespeed ***You know how thorough she is! Shes 's just giving Florida a good scrubbing, it was getting a little dirty . . . Now she can concentrate and get bigger after she is done with that state and go north to really deal out some havoc! She's pretty good with havoc as this story shows: (There is a typo in the story....should be "Andrea".) Storm Action, TampaMy reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #18 June 7, 2013 See, that just proves I'm badass; I made Godzilla come! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #19 June 7, 2013 skymama I made Godzilla come! ......."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 60 #20 June 7, 2013 You just can't make this stuff up! lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #21 June 7, 2013 Skymama, single-handedly, has produced enough sig lines for the entire DZ.com community. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #22 June 7, 2013 skymama See, that just proves I'm badass; I made Godzilla come! with your hands?or . . . OHHHHHHH.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 9 #23 June 7, 2013 normiss I've never seen her stormy side. I honestly don't think she has one. If you ever see her in front of a full-length mirror, with her jumpsuit on, twisting around trying to see her bottom and she asks, "Does this jumpsuit make my ass look fa... ?" Just RUN! RUN LIKE THE WIND! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 858 #24 June 7, 2013 She does NOT have a fat ass. Quite the cute one actually. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #25 June 7, 2013 You sir... are correct!!!!I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
