ryoder 1,590 #76 July 9, 2005 QuoteI think it was sometime in the 80's I remember a team called the Stay Free Maxi Fliers. I believe that was a pickup team at the Z-Hills Turkey meet. At that same meet was a team called "The Lit Clickers". There used to be a Southern MI 10-way team called "Exitus". Later, an all-girl team was formed in the same region named "Excite Us"."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybill 22 #77 July 9, 2005 Hi "5," "Morning wood" Got the T-Shirt!!!! And to add to the fray, "Flashpoint" Won the collegiates I forget which year "back in the 80's Annie Reinert, Alex Coseglio, I think Amy Pulliam and I forget who #4 was. "Got this T-shirt too!!" Anyone remember the "Flaming Athols" from Athol Idaho of course!!!! "The Studly Hungwells" yours truly, Tom Norton, Chuck Kight and Dave Hankins (our mascot Navy SEAL-"Studly hungwell!!") 1975 Conference Meet at Elsinore. Then there was "4-Play!!" Perris- back when!! Madam Sally and the Shy Hookers, from Elsinore. All ladys. The Elsinore Hummers, from Elsinore, how low can you go?? The beat goes on Part II.SCR-2034, SCS-680 III%, Deli-out Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybill 22 #78 July 9, 2005 Hey Willie V., 10-4 on Amy and Jana but as I recollect the other two were Alex C. and Annie Reinert as they won the collegiaates. Perhaps the Debbie and Pat were on for another meet?? PS Got the "original" "Flashpoint- Who are those guys?" T-Shirt!!SCR-2034, SCS-680 III%, Deli-out Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tink1717 2 #79 July 9, 2005 "Off Constantly" at POPS last summer. The wining teams all beat "Off Constantly"....Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beverly 1 #80 July 9, 2005 Current SA 8 way team is called Geri 8 trix The average age is 38 or something. My current team is called The Fabulous Uniots I think true friendship is under-rated Twitter: @Dreamskygirlsa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #81 July 9, 2005 At Zhills each T-meet, the Muffs have a 10-way speed team called Van Break (that's not the funny part ). Each year we put writing all over the shirt. The back is reserved for memorable quotes from the year. Example: "What are we doing?" Anyway, one year we put a single, large letter on each of the shirts. A friends 3yo daughter had an exclamation point on hers. All day people asked what it meant. "Later..." At the end of the day, all 10 of us lined up on the beer line. "Ready, set,..." and we turned around... "H-e-y-A-s-s-h-o-l-e-!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FeetFlyer 0 #82 July 9, 2005 at my dz there's a ff-team named "Swedish Oil".. so me and and two others offcourse named our team "Swedish Oil Sucks" or S.O.S if you like <> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyhussy 0 #83 July 11, 2005 I have been on two 4 way teams... the first was 2 other girlies and a very big guy called: wookie and the D-cups and the second was: 4NIK8 someday maybe i'll have a team whose name i can tell my parents!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
saucy_dee 0 #84 July 11, 2005 Beavers and butthead for a 4-way team in UK consisting of three girls and a guy. Kit on call was an interesting one at the nationals too... Don't put off 'till tomorrow what you can do today Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tonto 1 #85 July 11, 2005 Well... going back a while... There was "Team Mayday" back in the ground to air camera days that caused quite a stir when the pilot replied to the judges over the radio "Mayday! Mayday Mayday! Exit! Exit! Exit" to confirm our team had got the exit command... Then there was "Team There's a weather hold for half an hour" which caused mass confusion whenever we were given a call. And "Team Anyone for a free skydive, please report to manifest" pulled the crowds too. Later, when we outgrew tormenting manifest, there were more cryptic names, like "The T-Shirts" cos we were S, M, L and XL and "Gullable Frank" after Gervalt changed his name to Frank cos no one would take a skydiver called Gervalt seriously... and the CRW rotation team "Raptor" which went through a name change to "Wraptor" after some "busy" training weekends.. and although I wasn't in "Wild Strings" I always thought it was a cool name for a CRW team... and there was a really good reason why we called one of our teams "The Vomitting Lizards"... but for the life of me, I can't recall why now.. tIt's the year of the Pig. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTairhoss 0 #86 May 26, 2013 I seem to remember a team name from the 70s - if memory serves me right (big if) "Captain Crunch and the Crater Creators". One of the highlights of the Z-Hills Turkey Meets was reading the team names off the scoreboard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SecondRound 1 #87 May 26, 2013 Some of the guys from my original DZ had an early 4 way CRW team called Tension Free, and they joined with the Budweiser 4 way team to compete in 8 way as Free Budweiser. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTairhoss 0 #88 May 30, 2013 Was that team in Fla? I knew of a Z-Hills based team from back then with Mike Lewis, Frank Cater, Ferd Boger (can't remember the 4th). There was a Budweiser team there too as I recall under Arch Deal. Blue skies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gearless_chris 1 #89 June 4, 2013 A couple years ago Sandy Grillet had a pick up team at Nationals called, "Rook you have a call on line one.""If it wasn't easy stupid people couldn't do it", Duane. My momma said I could be anything I wanted when I grew up, so I became an a$$hole. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #90 June 4, 2013 I was on a bowling team once with 3 women and 1 man. We were called "3 holes and a pole" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SecondRound 1 #91 June 4, 2013 Tension Free was based out of either Montana or South Dakota. The members I knew started at the old Black Hills Zone in Spearfish SD in the 1970s Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,439 #92 June 4, 2013 I'm mostly posting this so I can reply to Tonto , but I was on a team called "Unleaded" one year. We weren't very serious Wendy P. There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyjumpenfool 2 #93 June 5, 2013 NPSL Team... "I Don't Know". Eric- "Come on guys, we need to come up with a name, the meets about to start. Troy, what are we going to name this team??" Troy- "I Don't Know?" Eric- "OK! I Don't Know it is" ----- me- "Who's the best team in the NPSL?" them- "I Don't Know." me- "Correct!" ----- them- "What team are you jumping camera for?" me- "I Don't Know." ----- It became a running Abot & Costello show. Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #94 June 5, 2013 skyjumpenfool NPSL Team... "I Don't Know". Eric- "Come on guys, we need to come up with a name, the meets about to start. Troy, what are we going to name this team??" Troy- "I Don't Know?" Eric- "OK! I Don't Know it is" ----- me- "Who's the best team in the NPSL?" them- "I Don't Know." me- "Correct!" ----- them- "What team are you jumping camera for?" me- "I Don't Know." ----- It became a running Abot & Costello show. Similar thing happened to our 4 way team (8ish years ago) Me to team Capt (most jumps) What's our team name I need it for Rego. Team Capt to me "Fucked If I know" Me: OK, thanks. Manifest "NO WAY I calling that out, You all are now known as FIIKYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #95 June 5, 2013 "John you have a phone call" That was a good team name. It wasn't "John" but a local jumper's name, so every time manifest announced the load the team name was read over the PA, paging the guy to mainfest for a phone call. Variations I've seen over the years were other plays on announcements from manifest: "10-minute weather hold" "Free beer at manifest" "Show me your tits" I'm sure I'm forgetting a couple.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sfullerman 0 #96 June 5, 2013 From a Freak Brothers Boogie in the mid 80's... "Heavy Steve and The Electric Buttplugs" When ever they would announce us, everyone on the load started yelling "I'm STEVE I'm STEVE!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jclalor 12 #97 June 5, 2013 One of the great events that I have had the privileged to attend was the OTL (over the line softball tourney in San Diego. I do remember hearing my personal favorite that the team "Eat the peanuts out of my shit" is now playing "blondes have more cum" on field 3 QuoteIf you find yourself in San Diego during the annual Over-The-Line Tournament on Fiesta Island, don’t miss the chance to check it out. It’s a pretty fuckin’ good time. It’s usually held in the middle of July and has been going on since the ‘50’s. The game itself, Over-The-Line, was invented on the beaches of San Diego and is a variation of softball that gets rid of all that unnecessary base running bullshit. The tournament is put on by the Old Mission Beach Athletic Club and is renowned for its adult themes, sexual overtones, and profuse consumption of alcohol. The unofficial motto is “beer, babes, and bats on the beach” and there are only five simple rules, known as the five Bs. Used to be the three Bs, now it’s the five. They are: no bottles, babies, bowsers, birds or boa constrictors. There were some fears that the recent alcohol ban on San Diego’s beaches would adversely affect the tournament, maybe even end the annual event all together. Happy to say, though, as of right now the tournament is in good standing with the city, which allows them to be granted special permits to allow alcohol for the duration of the tournament. During certain hours, patrons are allowed to bring their own booze and can consume it in any of the permitted areas. The tournament itself is an extravaganza. It’s definitely worth checking out and you’re bound to have a good time. Might wanna leave the kids at home, though. You’re bound to see more tits hanging out here than at Mardi Gras. Okay… that’s an exaggeration, but it’s not unheard of for a titty or two to be on display. In fact, it’s quite common. They’ve even got a beauty pageant to crown Ms. Emerson, which is pronounced “’em ‘er some”, as in: “Knock Knock” “Who’s There?” “Emerson” “Emerson Who?” “’em ‘er some nice titties ya got there” This tournament is definitely an event for adults, but it’s an event for adults of all ages. Some people have been playing in this tournament for better than four decades. The great thing is that some of the funniest and most creative team names come from the senior division. Hell, the names are part of what makes the tournament fun. It’s fuckin’ hilarious hearing some of the team names announced over the loudspeaker. I can’t resist, I have to put a list of some of the names that I’ve heard or found. They’re great. Check some of these out: Men: 2 Balls & 1 Blue Helmet 2 Jerks & A Squirt 3 Dingle Berries Hanging From A Moose’s Bung Hole 3 Live Bachelors, Non-Committal As We Want To Be 3 Loads Our Mother Should Have Swallowed Big Sticks Throbbing For Long Licks Bit My Tongue So I Soaked It In Cider Clitty Litter Cunning Linguists Dances With Wombs Daniel Boone, Davey Crocket, & 3 Others Who Eat Beavers Danny Partridge Transvestite Dating Service Don't Wear Your Hair Longer Than Your Dick Fatal Erections First Cum First Serve Graphite Shafts With Perimeter Weighted Heads Heat Seeking Moisture Missiles Hey Lady Can We Ride Your Menstrual Cycle? I Said I Could Fill Your Cavity, I Never Said I Was A Dentist If You Want 12 Inches We Need A 4th Player I'm Falling & I Can't Get It Up If You're Not On My Face, You're Not On My Mind L.A.P.D. Motto-We Treat Everyone Like A King Make Me Hurt, Make Me Squirt, Make Me Breakfast No More Diets, We Ate Jenny Craig No Muff Too Tuff Ooh Honey, I Can Feel Your Tonsils Our Puds Stay Up Longer Than Hussein's Scuds Our Sheep Put Out Like The Announcer’s Mom Patriot Missle Condom Co. – We Stop Everything You Shoot Put Your Hand There To Guess My Weight Save A Tree, Eat A Beaver Say The Wood: Fahrfukwoody Sheep Don't Snivel Teenage Mutant Nipple Teasers The Best Job Is A Blow Job The Episiotomy Stitch Lickers The Supermen, Driving Their Pink Steel Down Lois' Lane They're Curly So They Won't Poke Your Eye Out Three Thirty-Two Ouncers Looking For Big Gulpers Tickle My Pickle & Lick Up The Trickle Tulips for Camel Toe Two Studs & Our Gay Friend Rick We May Be Ugly Elephants, But We Have Big Trunks Well, It’s Not Gonna Suck Itself We're Only 3 Inches, But Some Girls Like It That Wide Female: 3 A Breast 3 Holes & No Balls 6 Buns & No Weenies 99% Virgin Ball Busting Bitches From Hell Barely Legal Clitty Clitty Bang Bang Drop Your Pants Around Your Ankles, You Make Me Shiver When You Deliver Enemas, A Love Story Fly Droppers Go Deep – Go Very, Very Deep Heineken, Put Your Hands On Our Cans Hell On Heels Helmet Buffers I Don’t Care If Your Tongue Cramps, Keep Going I'll Never Be Miss Emerson Cuz I Won't Suck The Chairman Inches Do Count Lick Me ‘til Ice Cream Lip Service Lusty, Rusty, & Dusty M.O.M. - Mouth Organ Masters No Flat Chicks Of Course They Feel Strange, They're Real Old Town Saloon-A-Tits Operation Panty Shield Pantyhose Twist My Lips Purple Peter Eaters Short Men Need Not Apply Tease Me, Please Me, But Don't Disease Me There's A Party In My Mouth & Everyone Is Coming This Bush Doesn't Like Quayle Throbbing Blue Vein Thrashers We Floss Our Teeth, Not Our Butts We Have Everything We Need, Except A Clue We Have To Stroke Their Egos Too We May Not Win, But We'll Lick Any Guys Team We'd Rather Drink Brew Than Screw You Don’t miss it, man. The Over-The-Line Tournament is a fuckin’ riot. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sriddy 0 #98 June 5, 2013 I was on a 10-way speedstar team that had 8 guys and 2 girls. I called it "Two Holes Short." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 798 #99 June 5, 2013 TK Likes Little Boys. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #100 June 6, 2013 There was an 8-way team at last year's UK nationals called Totally Wicked Awesome Team Squad. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
