How long do you spend in the bathroom?

[wolfriverjoe 1,523]

I know perfectly well that I haven't seen it all.

Not even close.

But 2 years on a toilet?

That's one I would have bet against ever seeing.

Wow, just wow

"There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy

"~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo

[ladyflyer77 0]

I have to say that's the most bizarre thing I have ever read. But what also baffled me is how you found this? Don't you live in WI?

If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here!

[wolfriverjoe 1,523]

Yes, and it's winter here in Wisconsin. It's very cold and snowing.
Although I have a swimming engagement on Friday, I'm mostly stuck inside.

So I am PWing on here and a couple other boards.

This was posted on a motorcycle board (in their version of the Bonfire) and since it was just about the most bizarre thing I have ever read, I thought it would fit nicely in here

"There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy

"~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo

[ladyflyer77 0]

well, you're right about that. This is the place to find some of the most bizarre postings.

If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here!

[BillyVance 34]

I remember that when the story broke. Damn, well over a year and a half ago!

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[Snowwhite 0]

The thing about stories like these that always amazes me is

2 years in a BATHROOM?

1000 pound man hasn't left his bed in 6 years?

WHO IS FEEDING THESE FREAKS?! and a better question is WHY?

My kids learned at the age of two, show up at the table when the dinner bell rings or GO HUNGRY!
Eat the one pork chop that was cooked for you, and then Clean UP after yourself!

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"it appeared her body fat had grown attached to the seat."

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wolfriverjoe

But 2 years on a toilet]?

Yeah, that's a bit long.

[Arvoitus 1]

My legs get numb after just 10 mins, how to fuck did she manage 2 years?

Your rights end where my feelings begin.

[JohnMitchell 16]

Snowwhite

WHO IS FEEDING THESE FREAKS?! and a better question is WHY?

Better question is who's bringing her magazines to read while sitting there?

[airtwardo 7]

Now THAT'S pinchin' a loaf!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[promise5 17]

Alright,I'll admit I never understood people reading or playing a game on their phone while in the bathroom.

No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible.
Believe me I tried.

[JohnMitchell 16]

I thought women were supposed to be the multi taskers.

[Krip 2]

2 yrs on the throne is worse than responding to a 3 yr old thread on the subject.

No I didn't read the link.

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[wolfriverjoe 1,523]

SOMEBODY dug up a bunch of threads that I started, most are a couple years old. Notice that there's an extra post missing.

I think he's "punishing" me for calling him on his immature, petulant, vindictive, stupid trolling/sockpuppets.

"There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy

"~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo

[jcd11235 0]

wolfriverjoe

I think he's "punishing" me for calling him on his immature, petulant, vindictive, stupid trolling/sockpuppets.

At least he didn't take you to the hardware store.

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