Post up your best phone-suggested sentence!

[skydiver30960 0]

I'm using TouchPal Keyboard for my Samsung Galaxy Nexus. It's a pretty nice keypad, and it has a fun feature that I'd guess most other smartphones do as well: whenever I'm typing in any app, pressing the spacebar at the end of a word brings up a list of suggested words as the phone tries to guess what I'm saying. Selecting one of those words will in turn bring up another list of possibilities. In this way, for example, I can text my wife "How's your day so far" by only typing "How's" and then just tap the words.

Here's how the game of this thread goes. Start by typing any word you want, then pick only from the phone's suggested options to come up with the best sentence you can.

My best so far:

"I am awesome to look at if you have no friends."


Elvisio "my phone can go eat a bag of dicks" Rodriguez

[mistercwood 287]

I've used Swiftkey for years, specifically because of it's prediction awesomeness. While I was still in mobile phone sales, I used to use it as an example of how you could customise android as you liked. The example sentence I used, I'd start typing "Hey mate", then the auto suggest would without fail continue with, "up for a couple beers after work?".

You are playing chicken with a planet - you can't dodge and planets don't blink. Act accordingly.

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skydiver30960

I'm using TouchPal Keyboard for my Samsung Galaxy Nexus. It's a pretty nice keypad, and it has a fun feature that I'd guess most other smartphones do as well: whenever I'm typing in any app, pressing the spacebar at the end of a word brings up a list of suggested words as the phone tries to guess what I'm saying. Selecting one of those words will in turn bring up another list of possibilities. In this way, for example, I can text my wife "How's your day so far" by only typing "How's" and then just tap the words.

Here's how the game of this thread goes. Start by typing any word you want, then pick only from the phone's suggested options to come up with the best sentence you can.

My best so far:

"I am awesome to look at if you have no friends."


Elvisio "my phone can go eat a bag of dicks" Rodriguez

I'm too lazy, but I once used Siri in the car to send a text message informing a coworker "I'm going to the Prahran market to grab some juice and meat, and I'll be back a little later"

Apparently she sent "I'm going to the organ market to get some jews and meat, and I'll be back a little later"

cavete terrae.