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kelel01

If you had a naked, off landing, would you . . . ?

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I don't know what I would do. Not sure the world would ever be ready to see me skydive naked! :o ;) Haven't really given it much thought. :S
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To put your life in danger from time to time ... breeds a saneness in dealing with day-to-day trivialities.

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Hell yes! I hate watching my (face) cheeks flap on video! It's so embarassing . . . I like my videos to be done from 10-20 feet away . . .



Full face helmet. :)

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My shirt came up on one vid, and it just looks funny with all the rippling . . . not attractive at all. :D



I'd like to come to my own conclusions.... :D:D

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Yeah. Let's face it, what we do is hardly 'a natural act'. It is going to take about 100,000 more years of evolution before our bodies look good at terminal velocity. Until then, I'll just enjoy the 1-G aesthetics without relative-wind making me look like a 90-year old... oh, yum yum anyway! it is soooo much better that way. :S :$ :ph34r: ;) :)

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Full face helmet.



Just to be remotely serious for one second, I'm extremely claustrophobic, and being crammed into a plane is bad enough. Try putting me on a crowded plane and then sticking a full face on me-- I'll kill someone. :D

Just keep the cameraguys back! :D

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That's something I don't have to worry about. Since there is no way in hell I'll ever do a naked skydive. Nothing looks good going 120 miles per hour:D
May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

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I'm going to wrap the canopy around me. Like Bill V said, it's not about freaking other people out. Those who want to do that are the types who streak football games.

I'm not as concerned about the locals as I am the local law. I have my "plea" all ready worked out. "Officer, I swear ! I lost control in freefall and built up speeds IN EXCESS OF TERMINAL VELOCITY! The jumpsuit just ripped right off my body! Good thing the harness is made out of speed-rated materials."

And to those who are concerned about how the body looks. It's like "who cares?"

But, so far, I've been OK. The furthest I've landed is at the other end of the runway.
Peace,
-Dawson.
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The Society for the Advancement of Naked Skydiving

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Damn, I am looking at the results and all I can say is skydivers are weird. Y'all are ready to go up naked in the plane and have naked pool parties and all, with the regulars at the dz ;)

but when it comes down to a stranger (whom you might never see again) now you become shy??????:S

funny how fast people let go of the strut once they realize your naked and joining them out there :ph34r:

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funny how fast people let go of the strut once they realize your naked and joining them out there



Dude, if i saw you coming out the door after me it would be a race to the basement!:D:P

Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.

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I love naked jumps!! I always wrap the canopy around me and walk to the hanger. If i landed off, i would do the same thing.

Jumping naked isn't about looking good in freefall (cause you won't), for me it's about being completely free....it's too hard to describe if you haven't done it.

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I love naked jumps!! I always wrap the canopy around me and walk to the hanger. If i landed off, i would do the same thing.

Jumping naked isn't about looking good in freefall (cause you won't), for me it's about being completely free....it's too hard to describe if you haven't done it.



We should have done that in eloy:ph34r:

Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.

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Wow, Sunny, that was such a cool way to put it! I've honestly NEVER thought of it that way . . . all I thought about was seeing people naked/being naked, and I didn't like the thought. But that's a very interesting point of view . . . Things that make you go "hmmmmm" . . . B|

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We should have done that in eloy



There are lotsa things we should've done in eloy...;) Anyhoo, i'll be in TX in a few months. You wanna do naked jumps then?? :)

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Beware!!!!!:)
Naked jumps on the sunset load at a boogie could be challenging if you land in a different valley, don't know where your at, where to go, it's cold, & dark no houses, no cloth's:(

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Wow, Sunny, that was such a cool way to put it! I've honestly NEVER thought of it that way . . . all I thought about was seeing people naked/being naked, and I didn't like the thought. But that's a very interesting point of view . . . Things that make you go "hmmmmm"



Do a solo. Last summer there were 4 of us in the 182 for a sunset load. It was one of those gorgeous sunsets. I was planning on a solo FF and the other guys were doing a 3way RW. At about 5000ft on the way up, i decided to take off my clothes and just go naked. I gotta say just being completely free up there enjoying the sunset was awesome.

All my other naked & topless jumps were with other people, and it's fun to point and laugh at them in freefall. B|

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As the man who introduced naked creeper racing to Byron, I'm not all together shy about being naked. If I had a pull up chord on me I'de pack up and hitch back.

No need to wrap myself in a canopy. Thats what a helmet is for. Just hang it on the pole whenever a cop or other easilly offended person comes by.

Other than that hopefully it's warm.
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To dream great dreams is itself an act of daring. -Eric Shipton & Bill Tilman
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