promise5 17 #1 May 22, 2013 If you were a serial killer how would you maim and kill your victims based solely on your username? Saw this question posted somewhere else and thought I would ask here,since there are some interesting usernames. I suppose mine would be I could promise I would maim you 5 different ways before you died?? No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #2 May 22, 2013 You're a weird kid You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #3 May 22, 2013 Are you familiar with the term "muff diving"? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #4 May 22, 2013 What do you mean IF ??? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #5 May 22, 2013 Obviously, I'd tell them to get ready for a big surprise.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rwieder 0 #6 May 22, 2013 Quote If you were a serial killer how would you maim and kill your victims based solely on your username? Never gave this much thought as my user name is simply my 1st initial, the rest being my last name. Heck I've never given being a serial killer much thought. I'll dwell on it and get back with ya! Best- Richard Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phillbo 11 #7 May 22, 2013 I'd beat them with a Hobbit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #8 May 22, 2013 muff528 Are you familiar with the term "muff diving"? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #9 May 22, 2013 quade Obviously, I'd tell them to get ready for a big surprise. Start the reactor, Quade. . . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 52 #10 May 22, 2013 I echo Squeak's comment. That being said, I suppose I would lock them up in a small car until they died of old age. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #11 May 22, 2013 I guess I'd have to change my screen name to Smith and Wesson. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 52 #12 May 22, 2013 I love It! I've got half that name covered! lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #13 May 22, 2013 JohnMitchell I guess I'd have to change my screen name to Smith and Wesson. I'd have to change mine to ticklepiss. It would take a long time to achieve the end goal but, at least it'd be a nice send off.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #14 May 22, 2013 Hey it was asked elsewhere, so I thought what the heck I would list it here. No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #15 May 22, 2013 hhhhhmmm I don't think so could you explain that to me No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beeman 0 #16 May 22, 2013 I suppose it would end something like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1GadTfGFvU That being said, I hate bees and that would suck some serious balls. well...I was going skydiving anyway. let's go. Earn your pancakes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mistercwood 287 #17 May 22, 2013 I'd go after hikers. They wouldn't be able to see the wood for the trees. You are playing chicken with a planet - you can't dodge and planets don't blink. Act accordingly. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #18 May 22, 2013 Wow, you are weird. Have you done your jump yet? I guess I would have to run them over with a car I owned more than 15 years ago. I think that's probably the first time in my life I've had to consider being a serial killer... not exactly the usual MO and would put me in the Mr Magoo category rather than in with Hannibal Lecter. Rather less satisfying than I would have imagined being a serial killer to be. "A census taker once tried to test me. I ran her over and her liver fell out. I didn't do anything with it, just drove away eating fava beans and a nice Chianti. futhfuthfuthfuthfuth". Doesn't have quite the same panache. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #19 May 22, 2013 I'd have to irradiate them (you funny thing you)When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeJD 0 #20 May 22, 2013 Well, if I'd known someone was going to be asking this question ten years down the line I'd have registered with a more serial killer-y username. As it is I don't have much to work with - my surname isn't even Myers. Best I can offer is that once I had my victim secured I'd introduce myself: 'Hi, I'm Mike. And I'm going to force-feed you whisky until you're dead.' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #21 May 22, 2013 promise5 hhhhhmmm I don't think so could you explain that to me Well, I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #22 May 22, 2013 I'm counting down the days!!! Trying to stay calm.No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #23 May 22, 2013 Ummm.... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycatcher68 7 #24 May 22, 2013 rwieder Quote If you were a serial killer how would you maim and kill your victims based solely on your username? Never gave this much thought as my user name is simply my 1st initial, the rest being my last name. Heck I've never given being a serial killer much thought. I'll dwell on it and get back with ya! Best- Richard Yes, you need a middle name to be a serial killer.What if the Bible had been written by Stephen King? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Krip 2 #25 May 22, 2013 skycatcher68 *** Quote If you were a serial killer how would you maim and kill your victims based solely on your username? Never gave this much thought as my user name is simply my 1st initial, the rest being my last name. Heck I've never given being a serial killer much thought. I'll dwell on it and get back with ya! Best- Richard[/quote Yes, you need a middle name to be a serial killer. We spent the last 25 yrs in the PNW. Since it rains all the time and the sun rarely shines the area is ground zero for infamous serial killers. Ted Bundy started in the seattle area and "worked" his way to florida until he got caught and executed. Don't have a clue if he has a middle name. Nickname Teddy Gary Ridgeway had commited so many murders over a 25 year period south of seattle that when he finally got caught due to DNA. The county prosecutors claimed he forced to accept 45 guilty plea deals for LWOP Due to the cost of litigation x 45. Dont know if Gary had a middle name but his nickname is the Green River Murderer. I think this discussion might be more productive for promise 5 if we throw out some outstanding unforgettable DZ nicknames that can help her get started on her marvellous skydiving journey. In the spirit of the origional topic of this thread. I'll start with " Serial". ***Anyone else have a nickname they would like to throw on the table.To help this nice lady out. R.I.P. the last three letters of my screen name, my dz name and the middle name on my USPA stuff. "One Jump Wonder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
