What's your best go to swear word?

[promise5 17]

What's your best go to swear word when someone totally ticks you off??
I think I need to expand my vocab without sounding like trailer trash!!

No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible.
Believe me I tried.

[monkycndo 0]

You mean like fuck off you fucking fuck?

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You know you want to spank it
Jump an Infinity

[promise5 17]

I guess that beats my "you forking idiot"

No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible.
Believe me I tried.

[1969912 0]

Fck

"Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ."
-NickDG

[FlyingRhenquest 1]

I have a few go-to phrases;

"That's retarded. And you're retarded for saying it." Always a favorite.

"Sorry-ass garlic breathed stupid motherfucker," which can optionally be followed up with "Today is the last day of the rest of your life!" depending on how much you're itching for a fight.

"Punk-ass blasphemous dope-fiend bitch!" stolen from South Park.

I still refer to Echostar as a whole as "Those goat-fucking plonkers." My resignation letter to them started "You goat fucking plonkers have wasted enough of my time." I was out to burn that bridge with napalm. They contacted me again a couple years ago. I have a specific six digit number in mind that could potentially convince me to go to work there again. I could probably put up with their bullshit for a year or two for sufficiently large bags of cash. Even if they do fuck an awful lot of goats. They would never offer that kind of money to a programmer, though. Or their managers, probably.

"Pigfucker" was a favorite on the MRPD team. As Mike said one day "That guy's a pigfucker. He gets up on pigs and he FUCKS them." I called the same guy a stupid little bitch, turned around, saw my manager was still standing there and said "Oh, are you still here?!" He just sighed, shook his head at me and wandered off.

I'm trying to teach myself how to set things on fire with my mind. Hey... is it hot in here?

[normiss 854]

Slips my mind at the moment.













God dammit!

[promise5 17]

and I thought Nerf herder was bad.

No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible.
Believe me I tried.

[quade 4]

From a guy I used to work with many years ago, the great Jack Wagner.

http://youtu.be/3SE5UpLsIKI

quade -
The World's Most Boring Skydiver

[kenthediver 0]

not so much a swear word - but more like insults -
You must be a twin - you are too stupid for 1 person (ooops - thats you - and myself as well ); or - you are as confused as a cameleon on a smartie box

[HUPRA 0]

"You no-mark cunt" is my favourite for this month

[strife 0]

not so much a swear word but I use the term licker alot as in stamp licker.

Im not here to lick stamps but your a licker.

[HUPRA 0]

Nah ya thinking of window licker

[Arvoitus 1]

vittu, saatana or perkele

Your rights end where my feelings begin.

[strife 0]

lol not in my culture its stamp licker from the Society of Licker Identification same but different

[Squeak 17]

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lol not in my culture its stamp licker from the Society of Licker Identification same but different

What's your culture?
Ive never heard of it and Ive lived all over OZ
"Short bus riders" and "Window lickers" I have but not your version

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[strife 0]

I dont really have any culture I just added that bit for flavour.

we use it here in banking

http://www.urbandictionary.com/author.php?author=Society+for+Licker+Identification

[skymama 37]

Geez-o-pete!

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[Rick 67]

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Geez-o-pete!

You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early!

[rwieder 0]

I stopped cursing about a year ago. (Jesus Christ & Grand Children) So when I'm really mad at someone it's either "Really?" or "C'mon man!" That's all I got.

-Richard-
"You're Holding The Rope And I'm Taking The Fall"

[normiss 854]

She's right - that's hers.


I keep hearing some excuse about it being a Michigander thing.

[Abuaeden 0]

I heard someone called a "douche canoe" the other day. I chuckled.

[dpreguy 14]

Forty sons a bitches!

(Why 40? No clue)

[skymama 37]

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I keep hearing some excuse about it being a Michigander thing.

I didn't know that until I heard The Don say it too, and he's from Michigan too.

I just found this site:

http://www.michigannative.com/ma_wordsphrases.shtml

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"Geez-o-pete!": Related: "Geez-Louise!" A Michigan expletive for polite company, having something to do with Jesus and St. Peter. The funny thing about this one is that in Cincinnati, they say "GEE-zle." In Ireland: "JAYsus."

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[Rick 67]

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I keep hearing some excuse about it being a Michigander thing.

I didn't know that until I heard The Don say it too, and he's from Michigan too.

I just found this site:

http://www.michigannative.com/ma_wordsphrases.shtml

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"Geez-o-pete!": Related: "Geez-Louise!" A Michigan expletive for polite company, having something to do with Jesus and St. Peter. The funny thing about this one is that in Cincinnati, they say "GEE-zle." In Ireland: "JAYsus."

Love it I left Detroit 30 years ago and I still remember all those

You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early!

[madhatter 0]

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What's your best go to swear word when someone totally ticks you off??

Fucking useless piece of humanity!

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