BillyVance 34 #1 April 11, 2013 I noticed a "friend request" on Facebook and click on it. Some lady I don't know... but she's got on a fishnet top and stockings and her rack crack is prominently showing and she's on her bed. Her info says she was raised with strong Christian morals, is sensitive and respects herself, blah blah blah. My thought - "yeaaaaah riiiiiiiiiight" and deleted the request. Some people.... Sorry, I already forgot the last name. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #2 April 11, 2013 Uh, Billy, in this context, they're called phishnets."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #3 April 11, 2013 Quote Uh, Billy, in this context, they're called phishnets. Good one. I get these stoopid friend requests like every month or so, and it's always some bimbo who just signed up on facebook. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theplummeter 15 #4 April 11, 2013 Quote Her info says she was raised with strong Christian morals, is sensitive and respects herself, blah blah blah. Maybe she was raised with strong morals but has chosen to abandon them, she is sensitive to detergents making fishnet the hypoallergenic choice, and respects herself to some degree. It wouldn't be fair to rush to judgement without pictures, or meeting her in person at the club she dances for Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #5 April 11, 2013 Quote Quote Her info says she was raised with strong Christian morals, is sensitive and respects herself, blah blah blah. Maybe she was raised with strong morals but has chosen to abandon them, she is sensitive to detergents making fishnet the hypoallergenic choice, and respects herself to some degree. It wouldn't be fair to rush to judgement without pictures, or meeting her in person at the club she dances for I tried to search for her, but I couldn't remember what her last name is and I had deleted the request. Who knew there would be an assload of Kaylee's out there? Fat chance of her being a club dancer unless they like plus sizes. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theplummeter 15 #7 April 11, 2013 In that case replace "dances" with "bounces" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #8 April 11, 2013 His name is Naichoti and he only wants to friend you so he can get more information from you. Perhaps if you share your checking account number with him he'll leave you alone. ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,523 #9 April 11, 2013 How about "Friend Farming"? It's what a lot of those stupid "Can you name..." or "My (insert family member here) will (insert valiant deed like quitting smoking here) if we get a million likes" More info about the rather creepy motives behind this shit here: http://www.calgaryherald.com/technology/Budge+Facing+Facebook+scams/8176929/story.html"There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumpdude 0 #10 April 11, 2013 Maybe you should have accepted her friend request! We can NEVER have too many friends!!! Especially of the female persuasion!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
champu 1 #11 April 11, 2013 Quote Quote Uh, Billy, in this context, they're called phishnets. Good one. I get these stoopid friend requests like every month or so, and it's always some bimbo who just signed up on facebook. I constantly get e-mail notifications of friend requests on facebook, linked-in, google+, you name it. I don't even have accounts on any of those sites so I must be amazingly popular. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 800 #12 April 11, 2013 Is this her? NSFW I can't believe that's on FB! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #13 April 11, 2013 Quote Is this her? NSFW I can't believe that's on FB! No, but I just got another friend request from this one Janine Bowden Damn look at the pictures. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumpdude 0 #14 April 11, 2013 Quote Quote Is this her? NSFW I can't believe that's on FB! No, but I just got another friend request from this one Janine Bowden Damn look at the pictures. Maybe you should friend her!! LMAO!Refuse to Lose!!! Failure is NOT an option! 1800skyrideripoff.com Nashvilleskydiving.org Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #15 April 11, 2013 Quote Quote Quote Is this her? NSFW I can't believe that's on FB! No, but I just got another friend request from this one Janine Bowden Damn look at the pictures. Maybe you should friend her!! LMAO! Not my type... But you could... See if she wants to try a tandem naked. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #16 April 11, 2013 Quote Quote Is this her? NSFW I can't believe that's on FB! No, but I just got another friend request from this one Janine Bowden Damn look at the pictures. It's all fun & games until somebody gets an eye poked out! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumpdude 0 #17 April 11, 2013 Quote Quote Quote Quote Is this her? NSFW I can't believe that's on FB! No, but I just got another friend request from this one Janine Bowden Damn look at the pictures. Maybe you should friend her!! LMAO! Not my type... But you could... See if she wants to try a tandem naked. Maybe she could sub for an inflatable to jump with!!! Them things would surely cushion the fall!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #18 April 11, 2013 Quote I noticed a "friend request" on Facebook and click on it. Some lady I don't know... but she's got on a fishnet top and stockings and her rack crack is prominently showing and she's on her bed. Her info says she was raised with strong Christian morals, is sensitive and respects herself, blah blah blah. My thought - "yeaaaaah riiiiiiiiiight" and deleted the request. Some people.... Sorry, I already forgot the last name. Soooo maybe she's.Crapit let me think here, Christian morals,fish net top. uuummm hang on give me a minute. WAIT I've got it!!! Fishers of men, Christians are suppose to be fishers of men,and with so many bible translations out there, I mean she could have gotten confused about the proper use of a fish net. Now,being on the bed, uuuummm its like she's letting you know she's found internal peace, I mean rest could be a sign of peace and you rest on a bed,so see she's just... Awww crap never mindNo matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #19 April 11, 2013 Quote Quote I noticed a "friend request" on Facebook and click on it. Some lady I don't know... but she's got on a fishnet top and stockings and her rack crack is prominently showing and she's on her bed. Her info says she was raised with strong Christian morals, is sensitive and respects herself, blah blah blah. My thought - "yeaaaaah riiiiiiiiiight" and deleted the request. Some people.... Sorry, I already forgot the last name. Soooo maybe she's.Crapit let me think here, Christian morals,fish net top. uuummm hang on give me a minute. WAIT I've got it!!! Fishers of men, Christians are suppose to be fishers of men,and with so many bible translations out there, I mean she could have gotten confused about the proper use of a fish net. Now,being on the bed, uuuummm its like she's letting you know she's found internal peace, I mean rest could be a sign of peace and you rest on a bed,so see she's just... Awww crap never mind Found the link in my browser history. You decide how to judge her. hypocrite"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DiverMike 5 #20 April 11, 2013 Dammnn - and she works at Walmart too. For the same reason I jump off a perfectly good diving board. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #21 April 11, 2013 She knows ASL...tell her to fuck off Billy! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #22 April 11, 2013 So we're callin your bookmarks "browser history" now?"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingRhenquest 1 #23 April 11, 2013 This is why I use Google+. It's more of an anti-social network...I'm trying to teach myself how to set things on fire with my mind. Hey... is it hot in here? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #24 April 12, 2013 Quote Quote Quote Quote Is this her? NSFW I can't believe that's on FB! No, but I just got another friend request from this one Janine Bowden Damn look at the pictures. Maybe you should friend her!! LMAO! Not my type... But you could... See if she wants to try a tandem naked. All this time I thought Billy was straight."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #25 April 12, 2013 Wait!! That's a guy???? No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
