promise5 17 #1 March 6, 2013 SOOOOO I decided to share some of the sick and twisted with a friend of mine. After sending about 5 to her phone I got a phone call from my "friends" number asking who I was and who I was trying to send those to. The number I had listed under her name wasn't the right number. CrapNo matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 60 #2 March 6, 2013 LMAO!lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #3 March 6, 2013 OMG!!!!!! Now that's too funnyBry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #4 March 6, 2013 Got one better. I texted someone in my phone a while back and got back the "who is this " text. So I started screwing with them. Eventually send one that said, "I've seen you naked". Which for a former stripper and a female skydiver was no help at all.About the time I sent that the thought entered my mind that I might have the wrong number. Yep. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #5 March 6, 2013 Yeah, The voice on the phone for mine sounded like an senior ladyNo matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #6 March 6, 2013 That's fucking hilarious! Now, you really want Sick And Twisted? I shit you not, I actually did this by accident... My car mechanic's son was in a car crash where the car caught on fire and he perished in the flames. Well, it just happens I had a picture of flames with some kind of caption that I can't remember except "Hell" was in it, on my phone. It was in my back pocket. I have no motherfucking idea how it managed to do it, but it butt-dialed that picture to THAT car mechanic, the SAME WEEK his son died.... That was a couple years ago, and I haven't gone back out of embarrassment... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #7 March 6, 2013 Quote SOOOOO I decided to share some of the sick and twisted with a friend of mine. After sending about 5 to her phone I got a phone call from my "friends" number asking who I was and who I was trying to send those to. The number I had listed under her name wasn't the right number. Crap Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyjumpenfool 2 #8 March 6, 2013 I just PM'd my phone number..... Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #9 March 6, 2013 Quote Got one better. I texted someone in my phone a while back and got back the "who is this " text. So I started screwing with them. Eventually send one that said, "I've seen you naked". Which for a former stripper and a female skydiver was no help at all.About the time I sent that the thought entered my mind that I might have the wrong number. Yep. A story I heard somewhere: A guy at work, called his wife at home during the day. He got an annoyed wife on the phone who informed him she had just stepped in the shower and was dripping wet. He told here what he needed to tell her, hung up, and immediately re-dialed while giving instructions to his co-worker. Then he handed the phone to the co-worker. Co-worker (on phone): "Hello, is John there....Oh look at you!!! And all wet, too!!!" Wife: "AIGGHHH!!!!!!" [click] "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Southern_Man 0 #10 March 6, 2013 What's your number?"What if there were no hypothetical questions?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingRhenquest 1 #11 March 7, 2013 I caught the end of an episode of Tosh.o a while back where Daniel had been planning to send out random MMS messages of a photo of some guy in a bubble bath, him standing outside it in a towel, and the message "... and you makes three!" Apparently the first text he sent out got the reply "Asshole! You sent this to my 9 year old daughter!" Whoopsie!I'm trying to teach myself how to set things on fire with my mind. Hey... is it hot in here? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #12 March 7, 2013 Yeah, and uuummm Nevermind I don't think there's a way I could say that without it coming out wrong.No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #13 March 7, 2013 If you ever decide to advance to sexting, just PM any of us for our phone #'s! "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #14 March 7, 2013 And there you have it, Promise5. You can't say I didn't warn you! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #15 March 7, 2013 Number one rule. Just make sure that you send it to your SO and not your best friend. I will say that she laughed so hard it was 5 minutes before I knew what she was sayingNo matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #16 March 7, 2013 Quote If you ever decide to advance to sexting, just PM any of us for our phone #'s! Wait!! What??? In your PM you said you preferred only hairy dudesNo matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weaverd 0 #17 March 7, 2013 Quote Quote If you ever decide to advance to sexting, just PM any of us for our phone #'s! Wait!! What??? In your PM you said you preferred only hairy dudes LOL!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hcsvader 1 #18 March 7, 2013 Years ago a good friend of mine was living with this girl that I really didn't like as she wouldn't let him hang out with his friends very often. I had her phone number saved as "dumb slut" in my cell phone. Sure enough were all out together one night and she wants to borrow my phone to call her house to check on her son. So I give it to her without even realising what was about to come up on the screen when she dialled her number. I suppose that's one of the few slaps in the face I actually deserved Didn't see much of my friend for a while after that either. Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #19 March 7, 2013 Quote Years ago a good friend of mine was living with this girl that I really didn't like as she wouldn't let him hang out with his friends very often. I had her phone number saved as "dumb slut" in my cell phone. Sure enough were all out together one night and she wants to borrow my phone to call her house to check on her son. So I give it to her without even realising what was about to come up on the screen when she dialled her number. I suppose that's one of the few slaps in the face I actually deserved Didn't see much of my friend for a while after that either. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #20 March 7, 2013 Quote I suppose that's one of the few slaps in the face I actually deserved Didn't see much of my friend for a while after that either. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #21 March 7, 2013 This happened to me this morning. Already submitted to damnyouautocorrect.com "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
