New Girlfriend

[promise5 17]

I know this is a little off topic but, I've noticed that a lot of guys are riding the street bikes instead of what I always heard called a "fatty" or "fat boy" like a Harley. Maybe its what I grew up around but I don't know they seem sexier to me. So, basically I'm asking why you chose the style of bike you did?

No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible.
Believe me I tried.

[davjohns 1]

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The love of my life (See aviator) turned 20 this year. So, below is a picture of her getting a little makeover.

Sexy!

I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

[davjohns 1]

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I have been asked why my toys are always female.

In this case, I wash her lovingly. I listen to her closely whenever she speaks. If I've had a bad day, I can slide her between my legs and ride her. She gets hot and screams with the experience. She focuses my senses and fills me with adrenaline. Afterwards, I have forgotten all of my troubles; I am all smiles; I make sure she is safe, clean, and content before I do anything else.

I'm going to think of her as a guy? Sorry. No.

Hahaha +1. If I am ever in the UK we will have to go riding. With some guns, fuck it.

When I was stationed in Arizona, I never got tired of seeing guys driving their bikes down the road with a pistol on the hip or fathers playing with kids in the park with a .45 prominently displayed. If you want to see sexy...attractive woman on a sport bike with a pistol on her hip....sigh.

I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

[davjohns 1]

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I know this is a little off topic but, I've noticed that a lot of guys are riding the street bikes instead of what I always heard called a "fatty" or "fat boy" like a Harley. Maybe its what I grew up around but I don't know they seem sexier to me. So, basically I'm asking why you chose the style of bike you did?

I rode whatever I could afford when I was younger. Now, I ride what I love. The cruisers are nice. But there's just something about going into a turn with the throttle rolled back, one cheek off the seat, knee to the ground, and adrenaline pumping. The cruisers just weren't made for that.

I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

[davjohns 1]

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I have been asked why my toys are always female.

In this case, I wash her lovingly. I listen to her closely whenever she speaks. If I've had a bad day, I can slide her between my legs and ride her. She gets hot and screams with the experience. She focuses my senses and fills me with adrenaline. Afterwards, I have forgotten all of my troubles; I am all smiles; I make sure she is safe, clean, and content before I do anything else.

I'm going to think of her as a guy? Sorry. No.

Um... you may want to get laid.

I'm going to spend hours in the saddle this weekend with my new girl. I'll be fine. Thanks for your concern. Oddly, you aren't the first to give me that feedback lately.

I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

[skyjumpenfool 2]

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I know this is a little off topic but, I've noticed that a lot of guys are riding the street bikes instead of what I always heard called a "fatty" or "fat boy" like a Harley. Maybe its what I grew up around but I don't know they seem sexier to me. So, basically I'm asking why you chose the style of bike you did?

Well, I hesitate to say this, but I've been riding bikes since long before you were born. I've ridden all kinds. I have several in the garage. The sport touring bikes are what I prefer.

That little ZX 11 will do 0-60 in about 2.5 seconds, pulls your head back when you hit the throttle at 130mph and it'll carve turns like nobody's business. On top of that, on long trips I'v never found a more comfortable ride (I'm talking about those 600-800 mile days in the saddle.

If you prefer another bike style... it's all good.

Blue skies and twisted hiways!

Birdshit & Fools Productions

"Son, only two things fall from the sky."

[davjohns 1]

Flew to London Heathrow Thursday. Express to Paddington Station and then the train to Swindon. Walked across the street to a pub called Queen's Tap and asked about a room. The manager of the hotel next door was there, called over and told them I was coming and told me to come back for a pint. Spent the evening at the pub and the night at the hotel. Picked up the bike the next morning after a 'Full English' breakfast and headed out. Ended up in Dover after riding through the snow (left side of the rode is freaky scary). A fellow biker I knew only from the internet put me up overnight. He and his wife were delightful company. Took the ferry this morning to Callaise and rode the rest of the way home. Nice adventure. I hope to thaw out by spring. The bike is wonderful.

I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

[Squeak 17]

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Flew to London Heathrow Thursday. Express to Paddington Station and then the train to Swindon. Walked across the street to a pub called Queen's Tap and asked about a room. The manager of the hotel next door was there, called over and told them I was coming and told me to come back for a pint. Spent the evening at the pub and the night at the hotel. Picked up the bike the next morning after a 'Full English' breakfast and headed out. Ended up in Dover after riding through the snow (left side of the rode is freaky scary). A fellow biker I knew only from the internet put me up overnight. He and his wife were delightful company. Took the ferry this morning to Callaise and rode the rest of the way home. Nice adventure. I hope to thaw out by spring. The bike is wonderful.

Cool experience for your purchase

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How's yours doing?

[promise5 17]

Post a pic of you and your new "girl"

No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible.
Believe me I tried.

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[BillyVance 34]

Yeah, those English people do it all wrong driving on the left.

I visited the Bahamas a few years back and it was weird driving on the left, but I seemed to handle it all right.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[piisfish 140]

if you think driving on the left is scary, I guess you didn't try the Swindon Magic Roundabout

nice and fresh trip you had. Congrats on getting the new GF

scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM

[Malta_Dog 0]

Sounds like a fun trip.

Hats off for driving this missile on the wrong side of the road and in the snow!
Rain doesn't scare me one bit but ice and snow turn me into a pedestrian overnight.

Now enjoy our pot-holed roads

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