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[theplummeter 15]

After more than three months research, I have determined that the time between placing an order for a new custom canopy and receiving said canopy is the slowest that time can elapse given the laws of physics. That elapse becomes the fastest it can be once you have booked a flight to Eloy, the days just shoot by while you bide your time chuteless and nervous.

[wolfriverjoe 1,523]

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After more than three months research, I have determined that the time between placing an order for a new custom canopy and receiving said canopy is the slowest that time can elapse given the laws of physics. That elapse becomes the fastest it can be once you have booked a flight to Eloy, the days just shoot by while you bide your time chuteless and nervous.

Nope. The slowest time in the universe is the time it takes for spring to arrive in Wisconsin after buying a Porsche in January.
Highest snow accumulation in several years.

And it's just sitting in storage.

"There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy

"~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo

[FlyingRhenquest 1]

If you'd bought it in April, you would also have discovered that purchasing a Porsche has the unusual ability to make it snow in April (I had the same thing happen in Colorado with my Z.)

I'm trying to teach myself how to set things on fire with my mind. Hey... is it hot in here?

[Andy9o8 2]

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After more than three months research, I have determined that the time between placing an order for a new custom canopy and receiving said canopy is the slowest that time can elapse given the laws of physics. That elapse becomes the fastest it can be once you have booked a flight to Eloy, the days just shoot by while you bide your time chuteless and nervous.

Nope. The slowest time in the universe is the time it takes for spring to arrive in Wisconsin after buying a Porsche in January.
Highest snow accumulation in several years.

And it's just sitting in storage.

May I offer a "mother in law story" as competition?

[oldwomanc6 52]

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Nope. The slowest time in the universe is the time it takes for spring to arrive in Wisconsin after buying a Porsche in January.
Highest snow accumulation in several years.

And it's just sitting in storage.

May I offer a "mother in law story" as competition?

But both stories involve wanting to get as far away as possible!

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[Amazon 7]

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After more than three months research, I have determined that the time between placing an order for a new custom canopy and receiving said canopy is the slowest that time can elapse given the laws of physics. That elapse becomes the fastest it can be once you have booked a flight to Eloy, the days just shoot by while you bide your time chuteless and nervous.

Nope. The slowest time in the universe is the time it takes for spring to arrive in Wisconsin after buying a Porsche in January.
Highest snow accumulation in several years.

And it's just sitting in storage.

Hey its still beater with a heater season.... Spring will come and you can park the beater....or if its a REALLY rusty beater.. you can junk it like I used to when I lived in WI.

[kallend 2,027]

Money.

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The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one.