npgraphicdesign 3 #1 January 31, 2013 Q. What did the tree say to Sonny Bono? A. I got you babe. Post yours! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #2 January 31, 2013 What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? a former hide and seek championFirst blonde joke!! Knew the thread was going to get there eventually so I decided to get a jump on everyone No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 60 #3 January 31, 2013 Quote Q. What did the tree say to Sonny Bono? A. I got you babe. Post yours! How did the priest begin Sonny's eulogy? "We are gathered together on this slalom occasion...."lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BigMikeH77 0 #4 January 31, 2013 Velcro... What a rip-off! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #5 January 31, 2013 What is the difference between a Harley and a hoover? The location of the dirt bag. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #6 January 31, 2013 How do you sell a deaf man a duck? --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #7 January 31, 2013 Quote How do you sell a deaf man a duck? You don't, you get down off an elephant! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #8 January 31, 2013 Quote Q. What did the tree say to Sonny Bono? A. I got you babe. Post yours! Another tree said the same thing to Liam Neeson's wife a few years back. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #9 January 31, 2013 Quote How do you sell a deaf man a duck? I don't get it. No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #10 January 31, 2013 Quote Quote How do you sell a deaf man a duck? I don't get it. @NoobI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #11 January 31, 2013 Quote Quote Quote How do you sell a deaf man a duck? I don't get it. @Noob WANNA BUY A DUCK?! --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #12 February 1, 2013 Quote Quote Quote Quote How do you sell a deaf man a duck? I don't get it. @Noob WANNA BUY A DUCK?! Yep, every fucking time I get asked that, they yelled it at me. Assholes... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 60 #13 February 1, 2013 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote How do you sell a deaf man a duck? I don't get it. @Noob WANNA BUY A DUCK?! Yep, every fucking time I get asked that, they yelled it at me. Assholes... How do you know they were yelling? Maybe they were mouthing the words with exaggeration? lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #14 February 1, 2013 Quote Quote Quote How do you sell a deaf man a duck? I don't get it. @Noob who's noob?? or am I noob??No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 60 #15 February 1, 2013 Quote Quote Quote Quote How do you sell a deaf man a duck? I don't get it. @Noob who's noob?? or am I noob?? YouNoob "The new video channel where you can see snipe hunts" lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #16 February 1, 2013 I'm noob???? No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #17 February 1, 2013 Quote Quote Quote Quote How do you sell a deaf man a duck? I don't get it. @Noob who's noob?? or am I noob?? That joke started about 10 years ago on DZ.com. You've been registered for less than 10-weeks. Yup, you're the noob. --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #18 February 1, 2013 well, then if I'm the noob I can't be a post whore No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #19 February 1, 2013 Ummmmm I think you are wrong dave.. been about 13 years now.... damn that makes me feel old....... Oh and hi everyone.... I miss you all.. even the new ones... got me a respectable post college job, maybe ill show back up more now..... Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote How do you sell a deaf man a duck? I don't get it. @Noob who's noob?? or am I noob?? That joke started about 10 years ago on DZ.com. You've been registered for less than 10-weeks. Yup, you're the noob. ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #20 February 1, 2013 Quote Ummmmm I think you are wrong dave.. been about 13 years now.... damn that makes me feel old....... Oh and hi everyone.... I miss you all.. even the new ones... got me a respectable post college job, maybe ill show back up more now..... Hey buddy, glad you showed up! --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #21 February 1, 2013 Quote Ummmmm I think you are wrong dave.. been about 13 years now.... damn that makes me feel old....... Oh and hi everyone.... I miss you all.. even the new ones... got me a respectable post college job, maybe ill show back up more now..... Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote How do you sell a deaf man a duck? I don't get it. @Noob who's noob?? or am I noob?? That joke started about 10 years ago on DZ.com. You've been registered for less than 10-weeks. Yup, you're the noob. whew! at least I know there actually is a wingnut.No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #22 February 1, 2013 It is not that there is a wingnut, it is that I am THE WINGNUT....... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #23 February 1, 2013 Quote It is not that there is a wingnut, it is that I am THE WINGNUT....... aaahhhhh I see. not really but I'll say I do. like a wing as in wing suit and nut as in crazy? or am I over thinking thisNo matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #24 February 1, 2013 Hi Dave, nice to see you back mate You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
