AggieDave 6 #26 March 1, 2001 One of the riggers for my home DZ always says after packing a reserve, "If it doesn't work, bring it back and I'll pack it again for free." AggieDave '02-------------Blue Skies and Gig'em Ags!BTHO t.u. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Craig 0 #27 March 2, 2001 I have heard this one once on the ride to altitude....Someone yells out: "Prayer Time!"To which others respond: "Please Lord, don't let me Fu@k this one up!"Craig Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
froggie 0 #28 March 2, 2001 hehe. thats pretty funny. Gives new meaning to the whole prayer thing. I like that one. :)these quotes are all great! Thanks for contribuating, cause its giving me (and i think all of us) a good laugh.froggie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patkat 0 #29 March 2, 2001 Rule #7 at Maytown - "All jumpers MUST deploy before impact." I'm not sure of the penalty, but I'll bet you'd owe a hell of a lot of beer.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #30 March 2, 2001 Skydiver Kaz, is Kaz your nickname? Since I've been skydiving, I've met 3 Kaz 's all whose real name was Karen and all skydivers. Anyways....I know this has nothing to do with the thread but I thought that was cute.Carrie http://www.geocities.com/skydivegrl20/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deleted 0 #31 March 4, 2001 great appropriate for skydivers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aviatrr 0 #32 March 4, 2001 My old rigger gave me a guarantee with a reserve repack.."I guarantee this reserve will work, until you break the seal.."Well, I never broke the seal in the air to find out what happened when the guarantee expired.. Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deleted 0 #33 March 6, 2001 Have a revision of this joke....What's the diff in a bad, good and great 4 way teambad..whack whack whack whackgood.. whackgreat.. whack..turn point...whack Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #34 March 7, 2001 Here's one:What do you say when someone bounces right in the middle of the landing area? "Nice spot!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #35 January 22, 2013 Quotekaz--- "Skydivers don't live on the edge - they jump from it" i like that one. cant wait to do it again, either. JT, can you remember how many jumps you had at that time ?scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #36 January 22, 2013 Not sure where I learned this song... Beautiful streamer, Open for me, Blue skies above me, But no canopy, Why must you snivel, I packed you so well, Beautiful st We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #37 January 22, 2013 Quote Not sure where I learned this song... Beautiful streamer, Open for me, Blue skies above me, But no canopy, Why must you snivel, I packed you so well, Beautiful st I heard the last line as: Beautiful streamer please follow me dow Like that song. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #38 January 22, 2013 Quote Not sure where I learned this song... Beautiful streamer, Open for me, Blue skies above me, But no canopy, Why must you snivel, I packed you so well, Beautiful st We had variations of that in Jump School... that and other things to "sing" while running around in formation everywhere. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
