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Golf ace Tiger Woods is trying to convince ex Elin Nordegren to marry him again with a megabucks prenup and an anti-cheating clause, the National Enquirer reports.

The shamed sportsman, who was exposed for his serial cheating behind Elin’s back in 2009, is desperate to win her back, the magazine claims, offered a $200 million prenup to the stunning Swede.

And she is said to be considering the proposal, but only if he includes a $350 million anti-cheating clause.

Elin, 33, who had children Samantha, five, and three-year-old Charlie with the ace, won a $110 million settlement when she divorced Woods.

Now she is said to feel the new deal, worth more than half of Woods’ $600 million, would be enough to keep him from cheating again.

The couple were divorced in 2010 after it was revealed Woods cheated on Elin with a loooooooooong list of women.

Elin is currently rebuilding a $12 million estate in North Palm Beach in Florida to create her dream home.

She has dated several men, including a wealthy financier. But the Enquirer claims Woods got down on one knee to pop the question at Christmas and even presented Elin with a ring



Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2013/01/17/tiger-woods-proposes-to-ex-wife-elin-nordegren-report-says/?intcmp=features#ixzz2IGuJqGnJ

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Not only has his 'gentlemen only ladies forbidden' skills drastically diminished...he tried to play in dubai ...until they realized 3 mill for an over the hill golf player wasnt in their best interests. Now he wants to get married to the same lady who left him...with an anti-cheating clause.

WTF is an anti-cheating clause?

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Fox News quoting The National Enquirer? Why is my credibility-meter pinging?:P

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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convince ex Elin Nordegren to marry him again with a megabucks prenup



Sounds like prostitution of marriage. Marry me and I'll pay you $200 million.

SUPPOSING THE STORY IS TRUE:
He's a slimeball for offering...
She's a slimeball for considering it...

A match made in heaven. [:/]

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Golf ace Tiger Woods is trying to convince ex Elin Nordegren to marry him again with a megabucks prenup and an anti-cheating clause, the National Enquirer reports.



Now there's a reputable source if ever there were one:|
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I think his problem is in part that he tried to determine just how many hookers it would buy him

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There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

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Dog / vomit. Fool / folly. For both parties. Unless she is a gold digger. In which case, it's a good move for her.
I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

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So she is the most expensive prostitute on the planet then?

I don't know what high class pros cost in states but if they're priced at what that New York/Jersey Governor? paid then with 200 million you could have a new pro every night for 273 consecutive years.
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I've heard it said that marriage is legalized prostitution. I don't agree. In a cost / benefit analysis based solely on sex vs money, I think prostitutes would be much preferable to many marriages.

I'm quite sure he has some emotional attachment that drives this. Possibly some abnormal psychology as well. She either has some abnormal psychology going on; wants to unite the family for her children, or; is banking on his inability to keep it in his pants...pun intended.
I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

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