Hausse 0 #26 August 3, 2009 Me: So when you gonna let me tap that? Her: just come over right now im horny too Me: Can you pick me up? Her: i'll call you when im outside Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #27 August 3, 2009 Quote Me: So when you gonna let me tap that? Her: just come over right now im horny too Me: Can you pick me up? Her: i'll call you when im outside BWAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #28 August 3, 2009 Not awkward! Can you say "airtight!" What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kj126 0 #29 August 4, 2009 Text sent... Ass kickin coming soon!!!!!!!!!!!I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #30 August 4, 2009 Text and a couple of PMs sent ... nothin' ... O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #31 August 4, 2009 I just sent one out and got: "OMG someone has been reading the bonfire. :)" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kj126 0 #32 August 4, 2009 Just got a answer, Never, I have a boyfriend, leave me alone! Classic!!!I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #33 August 4, 2009 Quote I just sent one out and got: "OMG someone has been reading the bonfire. :)" At least you got something ... O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #34 August 4, 2009 Hahaha You guys are really sending them? Nice!! I don't have the balls to do that!!Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k-dubjumps 0 #35 August 4, 2009 Quote Quote I just sent one out and got: "OMG someone has been reading the bonfire. :)" At least you got something ... O Honey, you know its because they all think you're just joking with them. You got game!Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #36 August 4, 2009 pssst...over here.....listen- its OK.......we like you better with no balls Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k-dubjumps 0 #37 August 4, 2009 Quote Not awkward! Can you say "airtight!" ewAdrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #38 August 4, 2009 Quote pssst...over here.....listen- its OK.......we like you better with no balls As far as you know.... Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k-dubjumps 0 #39 August 4, 2009 Quote Quote At least you got something ... O Honey, you know its because they all think you're just joking with them. You got game! OK, case in point: me: Hey, when you gonna let me tap that? him: LOL tap what? The chick on that guys shoulders? (referring to a funny pic I sent him earlier)Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kj126 0 #40 August 4, 2009 me: So, when are you gonna let me tap that. Her: WOW, You get right to the point doncha me: just checking if your interested Her:oh I see me: the verdict is? Her: wel will have to see. The odds improved anyway.. haha I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k-dubjumps 0 #41 August 4, 2009 Quote Quote Quote At least you got something ... O Honey, you know its because they all think you're just joking with them. You got game! OK, case in point: me: Hey, when you gonna let me tap that? him: LOL tap what? The chick on that guys shoulders? (referring to a funny pic I sent him earlier) Must edit to add the second half of the conversation: me: lol, it was a test. Shenanigans running amuck on dz.com him: Damit! I was hoping u really wanted some!Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #42 August 4, 2009 Quote Quote Quote I know exactly what would happen: 1. every response would be "right now!" and/or 2. I'd hear knocking at my door within 5 minutes or less and/or 3. there would be a very awkward moment at my front door when several men show up at the same time Boy, someone has quite a generous opinion of herself! I DARE ya to try some dude at random, and see if you're right! I'll even give you a random number: 305-562-rest available via PM Actually, my opinion of myself is pretty modest, but you gotta wonder when your own friends start pimping you out at boogies. This is how I was being introduced at a recent boogie, "this is my friend Karen, she's gorgeous, single and check out her rack!" Sooooo you're saying you DO want me to PM you the rest of that random guy's random number.....?OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k-dubjumps 0 #43 August 4, 2009 Something tells me it isn't all that random. Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #44 August 4, 2009 Me: When you gonna let me tap that? Her: 3 minutes from never! Her: LMAO Different girl: Me: When you gonna let me tap that ass? Her: was that for me? lol me: yeah her: lol are you drunk me: this is important. yay or nay? her: how is this important me: how is it not? when can i get on that? her: lol is this really [Skittles]? me: yes it's [Skittles] her: lol well whenever you make a trip down to az another girl: me: when you gonna let me tap that ass her: excuse me? me: that wasn't really an answer her: are u drunk? me: this is important. yay or nay? me: ???? no response yet oh and 3 no responses. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie09 0 #45 August 4, 2009 Here are mine so far: GUY ONE: ME: When you gonna let me tap that? HIM: I'll be there in about 20 hours. Be ready! GUY TWO: ME: When you gonna let me tap that? HIM: Shut up red tide! LOL, and get off dz.com! GUY THREE: ME: When you gonna let me tap that? HIM: Haha.... let me hook you up with Skittles....Actually you dont need my help with that. Just ask him the same question! GUY FOUR: ME: When you gonna let me tap that? HIM: Depends, when you gonna start behaving yourself?? ME: Lol. Obviously never! HIM: Anyone can be another red dot on your U.S Boy-Atlas. I'm a star! I need something to show me Im special. GUY FIVE: ME: When you gonna let me tap that? HIM: LOL. Youre the first person to make me smile today ME: Thats not an answer HIM: Fine, its a quarter a ride.... or 3 for $0.50 Still waiting on a few more responses! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #46 August 4, 2009 Quote Something tells me it isn't all that random. Well, perhaps not ENTIRELY. I wouldn't just link you up with some demented pervert I couldn't vouch for would I?! OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie09 0 #47 August 4, 2009 Continued..... GUY SIX: ME: When you gonna let me tap that? HIM: Tap that? ME: Yes, tap that! HIM: You been drinking? ME: No, answer the question! HIM: You're in Florida. ME: I know. Youre making this ridiculously difficult... Its really a simple question! HIM: When youre in MN we can hook up yo! You name the place babe! GUY SEVEN: ME: When you gonna let me tap that? HIM: When we're in the same state! Some day, I'm sure! GUY EIGHT: ME: When you gonna let me tap that? HIM: This is just more of your shenanigans because your mind is in the gutter again, isnt it??? ME: No, answer the question! HIM: Riiiight! Call me when youre not wasted! ME: Im not wasted, I swear! HIM: In that case, call me when you ARE wasted! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #48 August 4, 2009 Quote Text and a couple of PMs sent ... nothin' ... O That's because you didn't PM meDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kj126 0 #49 August 4, 2009 Me: So when are you gonna let me tap that her: whenever you like Me: ASAP her: what lit a fire under your ass Me: I felt like chunky dunkin her: your an ass! Im going to bed!I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hausse 0 #50 August 4, 2009 Quote Me: So when are you gonna let me tap that her: whenever you like Me: ASAP her: what lit a fire under your ass Me: I felt like chunky dunkin her: your an ass! Im going to bed! Fucking Classic! I'm glad to see this thread take off, it will provide hours and hours of entertainment for future generations! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
