shortyj 0 #26 December 12, 2012 oh i take candy from strangers Playtime is essential. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shortyj 0 #27 December 12, 2012 Quote "Here, little girl, want some candy?" Nope, no creepiness there! oh we give it to the pilots to test firstPlaytime is essential. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 52 #28 December 12, 2012 Quote Quote "Here, little girl, want some candy?" Nope, no creepiness there! oh we give it to the pilots to test first Jelly Belly makes almost every flavor out there, but I hope they don't have FISH! lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BikerBabe 0 #29 December 12, 2012 Quoteok im a flight attendant and my number one thing is NOT TURNING OFF ELECTRONICS when i ask well, how about we have everyone here help you with that. here: https://www.change.org/FAAereaders i signed!Never meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #30 December 12, 2012 Quote "Here, little girl, want some candy?" Nope, no creepiness there! My how sexist of you! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #31 December 12, 2012 Quote you can have whatever you want. So, how YOU doin?"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shortyj 0 #32 December 12, 2012 Quote Quote ok im a flight attendant and my number one thing is NOT TURNING OFF ELECTRONICS when i ask well, how about we have everyone here help you with that. here: https://www.change.org/FAAereaders i signed! thats fine , but now when i ask if you want something to drink dont tke out your earbuds and jusk look at me or im going to ask you a question that has nothing to do with a drink, and if you dont make eye contact im going to assume you want to be left alone. Can we agree on that? Playtime is essential. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shortyj 0 #33 December 12, 2012 Quote Quote you can have whatever you want. So, how YOU doin? i knew i should have worded that differentPlaytime is essential. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #34 December 12, 2012 Meet in the lavatory when the seat belt lights go off, I'll bring cookies. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gregpso 1 #35 December 12, 2012 ) Farting. I try my best to keep 'em in, because what I got brewing up down there has qualified as 'biological warfare' for the last 4 or 5 years, but man, someone dropped one in the otter a couple months ago that nearly made me hurl. An instructor 3 seats back was like "Open the door! OPEN THE DOOR!" I will own up!! nearly bought the turbine plane down at Nagambie Victoria Australia (sorry Don)at least 2 times with my toxic ones. Almost every load I have been on (and I have only done 66 jumps ) someone lets one go !! My worst was my first jump back in 1981 in a small cessna. Dunno how the plane kept flying !!! I must have issues i still laugh to myself about it ? Yes I owned up as their was only the pilot me and Swannland the jumpmaster left on board.(static line jump) Can still see Swannland face holding his nose going AAAAHHHH!!!! Merry Xmas to all (54 yrs old and still laughing about farts. says it all really !!)I tend to be a bit different. enjoyed my time in the sport or is it an industry these days ?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shortyj 0 #36 December 12, 2012 Quote Meet in the lavatory when the seat belt lights go off, I'll bring cookies. your a funny one arent youPlaytime is essential. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OHCHUTE 0 #37 December 12, 2012 Quote Quote Quote Yacking on the cell phone while trying to get your bag down and I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU WANTING TO GET OUT. All this after you ate food constantly from DC to LA. Get your fat ass off the plane will ya. Sounds like someone's jealous because they had to watch someone else eat, while someone's goodie-bag of snacks was left on the kitchen counter. Gotta watch that low-blood sugar, it can make ya short-tempered! I always laugh at the sheep squishin' the isles bellybutton to butt-hole getting all upset because the lady 5 row up with 2 kids in tow is taking more than her 'allotted' 7 seconds to get her stuff and get out. I sit quietly until it thins out and some sanity returns. 70% of 'em are in a big rush to get down to baggage claim so they can wait 15 minutes for their overstuffed suitcases...I usually pass most of the others walking out because I pack light ~ and walk fast. No need for standing at baggage claim when all is carried is carryon. It seems people can't drive, poop, eat, breath, have dinner with friends, etc., without fooling with the damn cell phone. I gather the person she was chatting with already knew her plane had landed. What they didn't know was she was talking to them while trying to get her bags down. Damn if I was going to help her. In fact, I said: Perhaps you might try putting your cell phone away. And she replied: that's a good idea. She did that, and was able to manuver her bag from the overhead so that THE WHOLE PLANE OF PEOPLE COULD GET OFF Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #38 December 12, 2012 I said: Perhaps you might try putting your cell phone away. And she replied: that's a good idea. Quote I just lean toward the phone... and in a deep voice say: "Hang up and come back to bed baby" ...that seems to work pretty good, they usually don't like getting yelled at on the other end and put the phone away. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver30960 0 #39 December 12, 2012 Quote I just lean toward the phone a and in a deep voice say: "Hang up and come back to bed baby" I'm traveling home Dec 21-26. I must be out of my friggin' mind. I have just three hopes for that trip. 1.) That I will encounter an opportunity to use this line; 2.) That, if the opportunity presents itself, I will remember this line through the fog of rage; and 3.) That I will actually have the balls to pull it off! Elvisio "the security guards and me will laugh about it for HOURS in that little white room" Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #40 December 12, 2012 Stuff that annoys me now normally makes me laugh. one that really got to me was someone with an overstuffed bag trying to get it in the overhead if she's cute - help her if not, just sit an laugh while that "expansion feature" on the side of the case continues to get caught. big clue - pushing HARDER doesn't work if it won't fit. it's amazing how many can't look at their bag and then look at the opening and still not be able to see that it won't fit or needs to be turned around. (it's still easier to just get up and help) I do still get annoyed at those that jump up and race to front to get off. easier to just sit awhile and read. Also still annoyed at people that won't help someone struggling with a case (think little old lady trying to lift it and a healthy and strong young guy looking annoyed at her rather than standing up and helping). I also don't like it when someone sticks one item in the overhead and then shuts the door. I'll reopen it. True story - I saw one guy on an international flight carefully lay out his suit jacket in an overhead and then shut the door. It only took about 5 seconds for his nice coat to be wadded up in the back of that compartment with my carryon and the next two guy's carryon's shoved up on top of it. etc ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jclalor 12 #41 December 12, 2012 QuoteQuoteFrom a survey of flight attendents: 1. Clicking fingers to get your attention 2. Leaving seat at the end before the light goes off 3. Stuffing too many bags into overhead locker 4. Complaining there’s no space for their bag in the locker 5. Talking through the safety demo 6. Asking for more blankets/pillows 7. Stuffing rubbish in the seat pocket 8. Asking for a different meal 9. Ringing the attendant bell to complain about temperature 10. Asking for a specific brand of drink After reading this, I think I can up the game on #7. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites shortyj 0 #42 December 12, 2012 Quote Quote Quote From a survey of flight attendents: 1. Clicking fingers to get your attention 2. Leaving seat at the end before the light goes off 3. Stuffing too many bags into overhead locker 4. Complaining there’s no space for their bag in the locker 5. Talking through the safety demo 6. Asking for more blankets/pillows 7. Stuffing rubbish in the seat pocket 8. Asking for a different meal 9. Ringing the attendant bell to complain about temperature 10. Asking for a specific brand of drink After reading this, I think I can up the game on #7. eww please dont dirty diapers and needles and snot rags DO NOT GO IN SEATBACK POCKET, however feel free to leave a cash tipPlaytime is essential. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #43 December 12, 2012 eww please dont dirty diapers and needles and snot rags DO NOT GO IN SEATBACK POCKET, however feel free to leave a cash tip Hey Shorty~ what's the weirdest thing you've found left behind? As a pax on an international flight, I went into the 1st class lav once to find a little round mirror with a couple of lines of white powder on it next to the sink... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites shortyj 0 #44 December 12, 2012 Quote eww please dont dirty diapers and needles and snot rags DO NOT GO IN SEATBACK POCKET, however feel free to leave a cash tip Hey Shorty~ what's the weirdest thing you've found left behind? As a pax on an international flight, I went into the 1st class lav once to find a little round mirror with a couple of lines of white powder on it next to the sink...hmmm it was prob powdered sugarbut there was this guy in first class who kept blowing his nose then after he disembarked he left me like 10 snotty gross rags to pick up, oh and we were crossing seatbelts and the fo found a thongPlaytime is essential. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites FreeFallFiend 0 #45 December 12, 2012 Based on your profile are you Delta out of IND?Fiend I am about to take my last voyage, a great leap in the dark. - Thomas Hobbes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JohnMitchell 16 #46 December 12, 2012 Most annoying habit? Not getting your luggage down and exiting the plane as quickly as possible. Yes, I'm that guy that wants to get off the plane. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Remster 30 #47 December 12, 2012 Quote Most annoying habit? Not getting your luggage down and exiting the plane as quickly as possible. Yes, I'm that guy that wants to get off the plane. That's right! Things to see, people to do!Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites theonlyski 8 #48 December 12, 2012 Quote Most annoying habit? Not getting your luggage down and exiting the plane as quickly as possible. Yes, I'm that guy that wants to get off the plane. I prefer to get OUT of the planes."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DougH 270 #49 December 12, 2012 Quote Quote Most annoying habit? Not getting your luggage down and exiting the plane as quickly as possible. Yes, I'm that guy that wants to get off the plane. I prefer to get OUT of the planes. "Screw getting on the plane, I want to get IN the plane. Let Evel Knievel get ON the plane" "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites theonlyski 8 #50 December 12, 2012 Quote Quote Quote Most annoying habit? Not getting your luggage down and exiting the plane as quickly as possible. Yes, I'm that guy that wants to get off the plane. I prefer to get OUT of the planes. "Screw getting on the plane, I want to get IN the plane. Let Evel Knievel get ON the plane" Glad someone caught that! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 2 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
shortyj 0 #42 December 12, 2012 Quote Quote Quote From a survey of flight attendents: 1. Clicking fingers to get your attention 2. Leaving seat at the end before the light goes off 3. Stuffing too many bags into overhead locker 4. Complaining there’s no space for their bag in the locker 5. Talking through the safety demo 6. Asking for more blankets/pillows 7. Stuffing rubbish in the seat pocket 8. Asking for a different meal 9. Ringing the attendant bell to complain about temperature 10. Asking for a specific brand of drink After reading this, I think I can up the game on #7. eww please dont dirty diapers and needles and snot rags DO NOT GO IN SEATBACK POCKET, however feel free to leave a cash tipPlaytime is essential. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #43 December 12, 2012 eww please dont dirty diapers and needles and snot rags DO NOT GO IN SEATBACK POCKET, however feel free to leave a cash tip Hey Shorty~ what's the weirdest thing you've found left behind? As a pax on an international flight, I went into the 1st class lav once to find a little round mirror with a couple of lines of white powder on it next to the sink... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shortyj 0 #44 December 12, 2012 Quote eww please dont dirty diapers and needles and snot rags DO NOT GO IN SEATBACK POCKET, however feel free to leave a cash tip Hey Shorty~ what's the weirdest thing you've found left behind? As a pax on an international flight, I went into the 1st class lav once to find a little round mirror with a couple of lines of white powder on it next to the sink...hmmm it was prob powdered sugarbut there was this guy in first class who kept blowing his nose then after he disembarked he left me like 10 snotty gross rags to pick up, oh and we were crossing seatbelts and the fo found a thongPlaytime is essential. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FreeFallFiend 0 #45 December 12, 2012 Based on your profile are you Delta out of IND?Fiend I am about to take my last voyage, a great leap in the dark. - Thomas Hobbes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #46 December 12, 2012 Most annoying habit? Not getting your luggage down and exiting the plane as quickly as possible. Yes, I'm that guy that wants to get off the plane. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #47 December 12, 2012 Quote Most annoying habit? Not getting your luggage down and exiting the plane as quickly as possible. Yes, I'm that guy that wants to get off the plane. That's right! Things to see, people to do!Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #48 December 12, 2012 Quote Most annoying habit? Not getting your luggage down and exiting the plane as quickly as possible. Yes, I'm that guy that wants to get off the plane. I prefer to get OUT of the planes."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DougH 270 #49 December 12, 2012 Quote Quote Most annoying habit? Not getting your luggage down and exiting the plane as quickly as possible. Yes, I'm that guy that wants to get off the plane. I prefer to get OUT of the planes. "Screw getting on the plane, I want to get IN the plane. Let Evel Knievel get ON the plane" "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #50 December 12, 2012 Quote Quote Quote Most annoying habit? Not getting your luggage down and exiting the plane as quickly as possible. Yes, I'm that guy that wants to get off the plane. I prefer to get OUT of the planes. "Screw getting on the plane, I want to get IN the plane. Let Evel Knievel get ON the plane" Glad someone caught that! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites