PLFXpert 0 #1 November 14, 2002 Mine are: I remember the days, when I was so eager to satisfy you Innocent I was, just to prove I could walk beside you Now I float away, I see you've chosen to stay behind me And now you curse the day, I decided to stay true to myself ~Nelly Furtado Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #2 November 14, 2002 "wish you were here" It helped me keep it together when she wasn't.... -------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rdutch 0 #3 November 14, 2002 How about NIN "I want to F you like an animal" Ray Small and fast what every girl dreams of! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #4 November 14, 2002 One thing I miss is Cold Ethyl and her skeleton kiss We met last night making love by the refrigerator light Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms One thing No lie Ethyl's frigid as an eskimo pie She's cool in bed Well she oughta be 'cuz Ethyl's dead Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms Come on Cold Ethyl Freeze me babe One thing - it's true Cold Ethyl I am stuck on you And everything is my way Ethyl don't have much to say Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms Come here Cold Ethyl What makes you so cold? Ooh so cold Cold Ethyl Cold Cold Ethyl If I live 'til ninety-seven You'll still be waiting in refrigerator heaven 'cuz you're cool You're ice Cold Ethyl You're my paradiseMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #5 November 14, 2002 Oh, mirror in the sky--what is love? Can the child within my heart rise above? Can I sail through the changin'...ocean tides? Can I, handle the seasons of my life? Well I've been afraid of changin' 'Cause I built my life around you But time makes you bolder; even children get older I'm getting older too.... Fleetwood Mac Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sonic 0 #6 November 14, 2002 Look at me I'm falling off a cliff now You still hear my momma screaming No No No But the words mean nothing Can't get through to me now The view's so beautiful, all the way down----------------------------------- It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #7 November 14, 2002 When the still sea conspires an armor And her sullen and aborted Currents breed tiny monsters True sailing is dead Awkward instant And the first animal is jettisoned Legs furiously pumping Their stiff green gallop And heads bob up Poise Delicate Pause Consent In mute nostril agony Carefully refined And sealed over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christoofar 0 #8 November 14, 2002 This is a cool song. I was listening to it this morning on the way to work... John Mayer - 1983 (Room for Squares) I've these dreams I'm Walking home Home when it used to be And everything is As it was Frozen in front of me Here I stand 6 feet small romanticizing years ago it's a bitter sweet feeling hearing "Wrapped Around Your Finger" on the radio and these days I wish I was 6 again Oh make me a red cape I wanna be Superman Oh, if only my life was more like 1983 all these things would be more like they were at the start of me had it made in 83 thinking bout my brother Ben I miss him every day He looks just like his brother John But on an 18 month delay Here I stand 6 feet small and smiling cause I'm scared as hell kind of like my life is like a sequel to a movie where the actor's names have changed oh well well these days I wish I was 6 again Oh make me a red cape I wanna be Superman Oh, if only my life was more like 1983 all these things would be more like they were at the start of me If my life was more like 1983 I'd plot a course to the source of the purest little part of me and most my memories have escaped me or confused themselves with dreams if heaven's all we want it to be send your prayers to me care of 1983 you can paint that house a rainbow of colors rip out the floorboards replace the shutters but that's my plastic in the dirt whatever happened to my whatever happened to my whatever happened to my lunchbox when came the day that it got thrown away and don't you think I should have had some say in that decision ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #9 November 14, 2002 Either "Yo, VIP, let's kick it." or "The less I seek my source for some definitive, the closer I am to fine." or "I wouldn't want to be living in a world of ecstacy with you." or "Let's get it on" It also varies from day to day, depending on my mood.There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sassy 0 #10 November 14, 2002 I hope you never lose your sense of wonder, You get your fill to eat but always keep that hunger, May you never take one single breath for granted, GOD forbid love ever leave you empty handed, I hope you still feel small when you stand beside the ocean, Whenever one door closes I hope one more opens, Promise me that you'll give faith a fighting chance, And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance. I hope you dance....I hope you dance. I hope you never fear those mountains in the distance, Never settle for the path of least resistance Livin' might mean takin' chances but they're worth takin', Lovin' might be a mistake but it's worth makin', Don't let some hell bent heart leave you bitter, When you come close to sellin' out reconsider, Give the heavens above more than just a passing glance, And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance. I hope you dance....I hope you dance. I hope you dance....I hope you dance. (Time is a wheel in constant motion always rolling us along, Tell me who wants to look back on their years and wonder where those years have gone.) I hope you still feel small when you stand beside the ocean, Whenever one door closes I hope one more opens, Promise me that you'll give faith a fighting chance, And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance. Dance....I hope you dance. I hope you dance....I hope you dance. I hope you dance....I hope you dance.. (Time is a wheel in constant motion always rolling us along Tell me who wants to look back on their years and wonder where those years have gone Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christoofar 0 #11 November 14, 2002 Also, there's another John Mayer tune I like... "No Such Thing" Welcome to the real world", she said to me Condescendingly Take a seat Take your life Plot it out in black and white Well I never lived the dreams of the prom kings And the drama queens I'd like to think the best of me Is still hiding Up my sleeve They love to tell you Stay inside the lines But something's better On the other side I wanna run through the halls of my high school I wanna scream at the Top of my lungs I just found out there's no such thing as the real world Just a lie you've got to rise above So the good boys and girls take the so called right track Faded white hats Grabbing credits Maybe transfers They read all the books but they can't find the answers And all of our parents They're getting older I wonder if they've wished for anything better While in their memories Tiny tragedies They love to tell you Stay inside the lines But something's better On the other side I wanna run through the halls of my high school I wanna scream at the Top of my lungs I just found out there's no such thing as the real world Just a lie you got to rise above I am invincible As long as I'm alive I wanna run through the halls of my high school I wanna scream at the Top of my lungs I just found out there's no such thing as the real world Just a lie you've got to rise above I just can't wait til my 10 year reunion I'm gonna bust down the double doors And when I stand on these tables before you You will know what all this time was for ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 0 #12 November 14, 2002 I dig Alice Cooper! How about some classic Frank Zappa? Watch out where the huskies go, don't you eat that yellow snow... AH screw it! Hows'bout the Apostrophe album in its entirety! @ALBUM: Apostrophe(') Author: Frank Zappa @SONG: Don't Eat The Yellow Snow ----- --- --- ------ ---- Dreamed I was an Eskimo Frozen wind began to blow Under my boots and around my toes The frost that bit the ground below It was a hundred degrees below zero... And my mama cried And my mama cried Nanook, a-no-no Nanook, a-no-no Don't be a naughty Eskimo Save your money, don't go to the show Well I turned around and I said "Oh, oh" Oh Well I turned around and I said "Oh, oh" Oh Well I turned around and I said "Ho, Ho" And the northern lights commenced to glow And she said, with a tear in her eye "Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow" "Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow" @SONG: Nanook Rubs It *(Well, right about that time people A fur-trapper (who was strictly from commercial) Had the unmitigated audacity to jump up from behind my igloo (peekaboo) ) And he started into whippin' on my favorite baby seal With a lead-filled snowshoe)* I said, with a Lead- Filled With a lead filled snowshoe He said, "Peekaboo" I said, with a Lead- Filled With a lead filled snowshoe He said, "Peekaboo" He went right upside the head of my favorite baby seal he went "whap" with a lead-filled snowshoe, and he hit him on the nose and hit him on the fin, and he that got me just about as evil as an eskimo boy can be. So I bent down and I reached down, and I scooped down and I gathered up a generous mitten-ful of the deadly *YELLOW SNOW* The deadly yellow snow, from right there where the huskies go! Whereupon I proceeded to take that mittenful of the deadly yellow snow crystals and rub it all into his beady little eyes with a vigorous circular motion hitherto unknown to the people of this area, but destined to take the place of the mudshark in your mythology here it goes,the circular motion, now Rub It! *(Here Fido)* And then In a fit of anger I pounced And I pounced again Great Googly Moogly! I jumped up and down on the chest of the him I injured The fur trapper Well he was very upset, as you can understand And rightly so, because the Deadly yellow snow crystals had Deprived him of his Sight And he stood up, and he looked around, and he said "I can't see" "I can't see" "Oh, woe is me" "I can't see" "Well.....you know I can't see Nothin'" "He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my right eye He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my other eye And the husky wee-wee I mean the doggie wee-wee Has blinded me And I can't see Temporarily" Well, the fur-trapper stood there, with his arms outstretched across the frozen white wasteland, trying to figure out what he was going to do about his deflicted eyes. And it was at that precise moment that he remembered and ancient Eskimo legend, wherein it is written (on whatever it is that they write it on up there) that if anything bad ever happens to your eyes as the result of some sort of conflict with anyone named Nanook, the only way you can get it fixed up is to go Trudging across the tundra Mile after mile Trudging across the tundra Right down to the parish of St. Alphonzo @SONG: St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast Yes indeed Here we are At St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast Where I stole the margarine And wheedled on the Bingo cards And blew up the latrine I saw a handsome parish lady Make her entrance like a queen While she was totally in chenille And her old man was a Marine As she abused the sausage pattie And said, "Why don't you treat me mean?" At St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast Where I stole the margarine *(St. Alfonzo St. Alfonzo St. Alfonzo St. Alfonzo)* @SONG: Father O'Blivion *(Get up on your feet and do the Funky Alfonzo)* Father Bivion O'Blivion Was blending in his crock Was whipping up the batter For the pancakes of his flock He was looking rather bleary He forgot to watch the clock But the night before Behind the door A leprechaun had stroked it But the night before Behind the door A leprechaun had slowly storked it He slowly stroked it But the night before Behind the door A leprechaun had stroked his spot He stroked his spot It set him off in such a frenzy He sang "Lock Around the Crock!" And he topped it off with a ... And he topped it off with a ... And he topped it off with a ... oo ooo ooo oo ooo ooo oo ooo ooo As he stumbled on his ... He was delighted as it stiffened And ripped right through his sock "Oh St. Alfonzo would be proud of me" He shouted down the block Dominus vobiscum Et cum spiritu two oh Don't you eat my sleazy pancakes Just for Saintly Alphonzo They're so light and fluffy white We'll raise a fortune by tonight They're so light and fluffy white We'll raise a fortune by tonight They're so light and fluffy brown They're the finest in the town They're so light and fluffy brown They're the finest in the town Good morning your highness oo oo ooo Good gosh, you're sumptuous oo oo ooo Good morning your highness oo oo ooo Good gosh, you're sumptuous oo oo ooo @SONG: Cosmik Debris ------ ------ The mystery man came over And he said "I'm outta sight!" He said for a nominal service charge I could reach nirvana tonight If I was ready, willing and able To pay him his regular fee He would drop all the rest of His pressing affairs and devote His attention to me But I said "Look here brother who you jiving with that cosmik debris? Now who you jiving with that cosmik debris? Look here brother, don't waste your time on me" The mystery man got nervous And he fidget around a bit He reached in the pocket of his mystery robe And he whipped out a shaving kit Now I thought it was a razor And a can of foaming goo But he told me right then when the top popped open There was nothin' his box won't do With the oil of Aphrodite, and the dust of the Grand Wazoo He said "You might not believe this, little fella But it'll cure your asthma too" And I said "Look here brother Who you jiving with that cosmik debris? Now what kind of a guru are you, anyway? Look here brother, don't waste your time on me" *(Don't waste your time)* "I've got troubles of my own", I said "And you can't help me out So, take your meditations and your preparations And ram it up your snout!" "But I got the crystal ball", he said And held it to the ligh So I snatched it, all away from him And I showed him how to do it right I wrapped a newspaper 'round my head So I looked like I was deep I said some mumbo-jumbo, then I told him he was going to sleep I robbed his rings and pocketwatch And everything else I found I had that sucker hypnotized He couldn't even make a sound I proceeded to tell him his future, then As long as he was hanging around I said "The price of meat has just gone up And your old lady has just gone down!" And I said "Look here brother-who you Jiving with that cosmik debris? Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho? Don't you know, you could make more money as a butcher? So, don't waste your time on me" Don't waste it, don't waste your time on me *(Shante)* Transcribed by Rich Kulawiec, rsk@ecn.purdue.edu @SONG: Excentrifugal Forz ------------- ---- The clouds are really cheap The way I seen 'em through the forts Of which there is a half-a-dozen On the face of my resorts You wouldn't think I'd have too many Since I never cared for sports But I'm never really lonely In my Excentrifugul Forz There's always corla plankun Kim and me can play the blues And then I'll watch him buff that Tiny ruby that he use He'll straighten up his turban And inject a little ooze Along a one-celled Hammond organism Underneath my shoes And then I'll call pup tentacle I'll ask him how's his chin I'll find out how the future is Because that's where he's been His little feet got long and flexible And suckers fell right in The time he crossed the line >From later on, the way back when @SONG: Apostrophe' (Instrumental) @SONG: Uncle Remus Whoa, are we moving too slow? Have you seen us, Uncle Remus? We look pretty sharp in these clothes *(Yes, we do)* Unless we get sprayed with a hose It ain't mad in the day If they squirt it your way 'Cept in the wintah, when it's froze And it's hard if it hits, on your nose *(On your nose)* Just keep your nose To the grindstone they say Will that redeem us, Uncle Reemus? I can't wait til mah 'fro is full grown I'll just through in my doo-rag at home I'll take a drive to Beverly Hills Just before dawn And knock the little jockeys Off the rich peoples lawn And before they get up I'll be gone *(I'll be gone)* Before they get up I'll be knockin' the jockeys off the lawn *(Down in the dew)* @SONG: Stink-Foot In the dark Where all the fevers grow Under the watah Where the shark bubbles blow In the morning By your radio Do the walls close in to suffocate, yah You ain't got no friends And all the others they hate, yah Does the life you been leading gotta go? *(HMMmm?)* *(Well let me straighten you out)* About a place I know *(Get your shoes and socks on people, it's right around the corner)* Out through the night and the whispering breezes To the place where they keep the imaginary diseases Out through the night and the whispering breezes To the place where they keep the imaginary diseases *(This has got to be the disease for you Now scientists call this disease, Brohm-a-drosis But us regular folks, who might wear tennis shoes or an occasional python boot, know this exquisite little inconvenience by the name of STINK-FOOT)* You know My python boot is too tight I couldn't get it off last night A week went by And now it's July I finally got it off And my girlfriend cried, *YOU GOT STINK-FOOT!* Stink-foot, darlin' Your Stink-foot Puts a hurt on my nose Stink-foot, stink-foot, I ain't lyin' Can you rinse it off, do you suppose? *(Here Fido, Fido, mpt, mpt, mpt, come here little puppy Bring the slippers Arf, arf, arf (C-R-A-S-H) Huhm, HAH, HAH, HAH...hmhmhm)* STINK! *(Well then Fido got up off the floor, and he rolled over and he looked me straight in the eye And you know what he said? "Once upon a time, somebody say to me" This is the dog talkin' now "What is your, conceptual, continuity?" "Well I told 'em right then", Fido said "It should be easy to see "The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe" Well you know, the man that was talking to the dog looked at the dog, and he said Sort of staring in disbelief "You can't say that" he said "It doesn't, and you can't, I won't, and it don't it hasn't, it isn't, it even ain't, and it shouldn't it couldn't" He told him, "No, no, no" I told him, "Yes, yes, yes" I said, "I do it all the time Ain't this boogie a mess"?)* The poodle bites, the poodle chews it (Repeat + ad lib) ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #13 November 14, 2002 I love John Mayer.. Wonderland is another good one.. We got the afternoon, You got this room for two, One thing I've left to do, Discover me, Discovering you. One mile to every inch of, Your skin like porcelain, One pair of candy lips and, Your bubblegum tongue. Cause if you want love, We'll make it, Swim in a deep sea, Of blankets, Take all your big plans, And break 'em, This is bound to be a while. Your body is a wonderland, Your body is a wonder (I'll use my hands), Your body is a wonderland. Something 'bout the way the hair falls in your face, I love the shape you take when crawling towards the pillowcase, You tell me where to go and, Though I might leave to find it, I'll never let your head hit the bed, Without my hand behind it. You want love, We'll make it, Swim in a deep sea, Of blankets, Take all your big plans, And break 'em, This is bound to be a while. Your body is a wonderland, Your body is a wonder (I'll use my hands), Your body is a wonderland. Damn baby, You frustrate me, I know you're mine, all mine, all mine But you look so good it hurts sometimes. Your body is a wonderland, Your body is a wonder (I'll use my hands), Your body is a wonderland, Your body is a wonderland. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christoofar 0 #14 November 14, 2002 Frank Zappa rocks... Jewish Princess (Sheik Yerbouti) I want a nasty little Jewish Princess (La-la-la) With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses (Wee-oo-oo) A horny little Jewish Princess With a garlic aroma that could level Tacoma (FA!) Lonely inside Well, she can swallow my pride I need a hairy little Jewish Princess (La-la-la) With a brand new nose (Oo-ee-oo) Who knows where it goes I want a steamy little Jewish Princess (KSSS!) With over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums I don't want no troll I just want a Yemenite hole I want a darling little Jewish Princess (La-la-la) Who don't know shit about cooking and is arrogant looking (Woo-eee-ooo) A vicious little Jewish Princess To specifically happen with a pee-pee that's snapin' All up inside I just want a Princess to ride Awright, back to the top . . . (Hi-Yo, Silver! Away!) Everybody twist! I want a funky little Jewish Princess (La-la-la) A grinder; a bumper, with a pre-moistened dumper A brazen little Jewish Princess (HI-YO!) With titanic tits (WHOAH!) And sand-blasted zits She can even be poor So long as she does it with four on the floor (Vapor-lock) I want a dainty little Jewish Princess (La-la-la) With a couple of sisters who can raise a few blisters A fragile little Jewish Princess (HI-YO!) With Roumanian thighs, who weasels 'n lies For two or three nights Won't someone send me a princess who bites Won't someone send me a princess who bites Won't someone send me a princess who bites Won't someone send me a princess who bites ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #15 November 14, 2002 Great googlie mooglie-------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meathorse 0 #16 November 14, 2002 "Save your prayers for when we're really gonna need 'em. Throw out your cares and fly. Wanna go for a ride?" Smashing Pumpkins "May your dog's colon be familiar with the warmth of your breath!" Fishbone... need I say more? Oh, and some Geggy Tah song that goes: "Fasterthanaporpusewhocanburponpurposeeucalyptusthatcanlickus" ..... cracks me up every time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #17 November 14, 2002 I see skies of blue and clouds of white A bright sunny day and the dark sacred night And I think to myself What a wonderful world.... _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #18 November 14, 2002 ZAPPA?! broken hearts are for assholes! My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christoofar 0 #19 November 14, 2002 Quote ZAPPA?! broken hearts are for assholes! Dude... I have Sheik Yerbouti on vynil. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #20 November 14, 2002 rammit rammmmit rammit ram it up your poop shoot dont fool yourself girl......My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #21 November 14, 2002 Hey guys...be sure to post who the author/singer/artist of the song is and, if you know it, what the song's title is. Also, try to limit them to the verse, lines, etc. you most enjoy...not the entire song. I don't know about the rest of you but when a post is super long I tend not to read itThere are a lot of good ones on here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #22 November 14, 2002 THis thread looks like some of Nathan's early postings... -------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christoofar 0 #23 November 14, 2002 Quote Hey guys...be sure to post who the author/singer/artist of the song is and, if you know it, what the song's title is. Also, try to limit them to the verse, lines, etc. you most enjoy...not the entire song. I don't know about the rest of you but when a post is super long I tend not to read itThere are a lot of good ones on here You're just looking for new stuff to burn off KaZaa, aren't you... ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lowpullin1 0 #24 November 14, 2002 "I'm on a plane with cocaine" Buckcherry "It's hard to fly with the eagles when you are surrounded by turkeys." My Website Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #25 November 14, 2002 I don't know the first thing about MP3 shitI get my music the old fashioned way...I buy it. But, actually, I haven't bought a CD in 3 years. I guess that's why my favorite bands are still Sublime, Bob Marley, Lynard Skynard, Aerosmith, etc. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites