fpritchett64 0 #1 October 24, 2012 Before laying down for bed every night? So I noticed last night that I always lay my handgun on my night stand beside my bed, plug my cell phone into the charger, and take off my socks. Ok, so that's 3 things. What does your nightly routine consist of? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #2 October 24, 2012 Plug in my phone and take a piss. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #3 October 24, 2012 Quote Before laying down for bed every night? So I noticed last night that I always lay my handgun on my night stand beside my bed, plug my cell phone into the charger, and take off my socks. Ok, so that's 3 things. What does your nightly routine consist of? A bottle of Bourbon & two Quaaludes...Ok, so that's 3 things too. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #4 October 24, 2012 Quote A bottle of Bourbon & two Quaaludes...Ok, so that's 3 things too. Maybe that's where I'm f***ing up......that's my morning routine.Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #6 October 24, 2012 QuoteMy Girlfriend Me too! What are the odds of that?"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #7 October 24, 2012 Quote Quote My Girlfriend Me too! What are the odds of that? What are the odds of you doin' his girlfriend? From your reputation...pretty damn good I'd say! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #8 October 24, 2012 Quote From your reputation...pretty damn good I'd say! Still a little upset about that? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #9 October 24, 2012 Quote Quote From your reputation...pretty damn good I'd say! Still a little upset about that? Yeah, I thought we were exclusive...I didn't mind losing 'my turn' but then the line got too long! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heatmiser 0 #10 October 24, 2012 Quote Quote Quote From your reputation...pretty damn good I'd say! Still a little upset about that? Yeah, I thought we were exclusive...I didn't mind losing 'my turn' but then the line got too long! You thought you were exclusive with Ski? Sheesh were you deluding yourself!What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver30960 0 #11 October 24, 2012 ...tell my wife I love her. Elvisio "so sweet it's sappy" Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarpeDiem3 0 #12 October 24, 2012 Set the alarm clock. Boy, this is an exciting thread. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 60 #13 October 24, 2012 I bet I do what each and everyone here does as well: I close my eyes! lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #14 October 25, 2012 Quote I bet I do what each and everyone here does as well: I close my eyes! Before you lay down??I brush my teeth before I lay down. After I lay down . . . well, I AM married. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #15 October 25, 2012 Quote Boy, this is an exciting thread. I touch myself in naughty ways until I am so spent, I'm left gasping for air. There, is that better? She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 60 #16 October 25, 2012 Quote Quote I bet I do what each and everyone here does as well: I close my eyes! Before you lay down??I brush my teeth before I lay down. After I lay down . . . well, I AM married. Well, I turn off the light, and that makes it virtually the same thing Besides, I bet at least half the things mentioned here, are actually done in bed. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #17 October 25, 2012 Quote I bet I do what each and everyone here does as well: I close my eyes! The question is Quote Before laying down for bed every night? I would hazard a guess that you might well be the ONLY one who closes their eye, before laying down.Me i take off my specs. Last thing i do at night and 1st thing I do in the am, before getting up is put them back on. Damned shitty eyesight You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #18 October 25, 2012 Quote Quote Boy, this is an exciting thread. I touch myself in naughty ways until I am so spent, I'm left gasping for air. There, is that better? OK, who is maintaining the Memorable Skymama Quotes List?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarpeDiem3 0 #19 October 25, 2012 Quote Quote Boy, this is an exciting thread. I touch myself in naughty ways until I am so spent, I'm left gasping for air. There, is that better? Oh my! That is MUCH better. And you do all that before you even get in bed - I'd like to hear what you do AFTER you get in bed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Krip 2 #20 October 25, 2012 Hi I've got this OLD thing going on. So my priorities are a little different. I just tell the boss of 40 yr's I love herJust in case one of us wakes up and forgets who the other one is. Or just doesn't wake up. I prefer the not wakeing up optionTime for a nap. R. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #21 October 25, 2012 Quote Quote Boy, this is an exciting thread. I touch myself in naughty ways until I am so spent, I'm left gasping for air. There, is that better? The last thing I do before I lay down is play with my pussy... but I just mean my cat Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lastchance 0 #22 October 25, 2012 Brush my teeth, take an Ibuprophen 800 and tell my wife "Good night beautifull." I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #23 October 25, 2012 I stick a clother hanger on my wouth every night, that way I always wake up with a smile on my face! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fossg 0 #24 October 25, 2012 I don't know.... fart I guess Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
havoc996 0 #25 October 26, 2012 Stare passionately at the rig I just bought and wait patiently for the vigil II to come in the mail. Trail mix? Oh, you mean M&M's with obstacles. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
