Girls are like parachutes

[JohnMitchell 16]

Girls are like parachutes. . .

If you find one that you really like, you want to jump it all the time.
. . . . or sometimes it's only a two minute ride and then they let you down hard.

. . . or if you have two out at once it can lead to really big trouble.

[Grubber 0]

Regarding packing a (BASE) parachute I've heard, "they're like women, you show them too much attention and they'll f*ck you over every time!"

[skydiver30960 0]

...they're fun, but they're expensive as hell to have and maintain.

...and even if you do everything right, they can still hurt you badly.



Elvisio "it's like the theater-mask thingies" Rodriguez

[Freakazoidile 0]

.....Having both your main and reserve deploy may sound nice at first but it can get really ugly.

Blue Skies!

If you don't like it do it yourself and shut up
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[airtwardo 7]

Jump 'em enough times and everything gets stretched...ya gotta take 'em in and get some of the exce$$ taken back out.

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[rss_v 0]

I'm too slow and shy so I let all the other guys go first and then all the good ones are taken, so I pick up a huge, dirty old thing that just had its flaps tucked in for the tenth time that day by a pothead in the corner.

I try to ignore the depressing fact that I have to pay to rent one and can't just get my own, and remind myself that many people would love a chance to do this.

Then for 20 minutes we sit around awkwardly in a cramped, crowded and incredibly noisy environment, as I try to get to know her a bit. I feel envious of the confident chaps laughing and joking about their exploits - some sick bastards are even going to film each other.

Then I can delay things no longer - the lights come on and they fling the door open, and it's time for everyone to leave. I give her one last grope and then get going. What happens next is between me and her - it's not a pretty picture and I'm glad no one else is around to see it.

The next day I wake up with a sore back and chaffed thighs, and my wallet suspiciously empty.



True story.

[JohnMitchell 16]

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The next day I wake up with a sore back and chaffed thighs, and my wallet suspiciously empty.



True story.

And the Pulitzer prize goes to . . . .