Broke 0 #1 January 30, 2006 Got one for the pool, how about the beach. Anyone? I feel it is ok to pee in the water at the beach, but not in the water at the pool.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #2 January 30, 2006 Quote Got one for the pool, how about the beach. Anyone? I feel it is ok to pee in the water at the beach, but not in the water at the pool. _______________________________________ When I was a kid, a bunch of us went to the beach. We were all just goofin'-off and I noticed this one kid in our group in water up to his neck, standing real still. i watched him for a minute, when I noticed a 'baby ruth' pop-up in the water behind him... last time I've been to the beach! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #3 January 30, 2006 ok that is just nasty. Dropping logs in places other than toilets or holes dug for that express purpose is wrong. Ok sometimes it is overlooked on a multiple day climbing excursion. However you must call, "ROCK!!!" so your belay buddie can take cover.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #4 January 30, 2006 Quote ok that is just nasty. Dropping logs in places other than toilets or holes dug for that express purpose is wrong. Ok sometimes it is overlooked on a multiple day climbing excursion. However you must call, "ROCK!!!" so your belay buddie can take cover. _________________________________ What got me was, there was a public toilet near-by! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #5 January 30, 2006 Quote Ok sometimes it is overlooked on a multiple day climbing excursion. However you must call, "ROCK!!!" so your belay buddie can take cover. I'm just trying to visualize that... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
markd_nscr986 0 #6 January 30, 2006 Only in my wetsuitMarc SCR 6046 SCS 3004 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #7 January 30, 2006 I've only been on day trips, so that hasn't happened. Allthough it was probibly most likely to happen to me because I was never a lead climber.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #8 January 30, 2006 Quote Only in my wetsuit ___________________________________ It'll help warm you in cold water! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brianfry713 0 #9 January 31, 2006 What's really fun if you're into weird things is to pee before you get into the water, aka a Dry Piss. Try this and see how it works. Strip down to just your swimsuit and get close to the water. If possible, find a hot chick to hit on, and while you're talking to her, commence pissing and act like nothings happening while the stream runs down your leg. After she storms off, hop into the water.BASE 1224, Senior Parachute Rigger, CPL ASEL IA, AGI, IGI USPA Coach & UPT Tandem Instructor, PRO, Altimaster Field Support Representative Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #10 January 31, 2006 How about noDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #11 January 31, 2006 I don't think that you will upset the balance. After all, where do you think that fish pee ? There are bunches of them whizzing all over each other as we type. At my last apartment complex, there was a pool and there was a hot tub. The kids that were too small to swim in the shallow water of the pool would stay in the hot tub. All afternoon... and never get out to pee... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #12 January 31, 2006 Quote ok that is just nasty. Dropping logs in places other than toilets or holes dug for that express purpose is wrong. Ok sometimes it is overlooked on a multiple day climbing excursion. However you must call, "ROCK!!!" so your belay buddie can take cover. And yet, millions upon millions of animals defecate in the ocean every day. And you swim in THAT. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #13 January 31, 2006 Yeah but youdon't see a massive whale turd floating by.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #14 January 31, 2006 Quote Yeah but youdon't see a massive whale turd floating by. No, because it has been broken down into smaller pieces. Easier to swallow that way.Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #15 January 31, 2006 Thats it I am getting a bubbleDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #16 January 31, 2006 Of course I pee in the ocean. I pee in the woods, I've peed under a bridge, I've peed in a dirt parking lot, behind bushes, just about everywhere. Anywhere is better than a port-o-let! Plus, it's bad for you to hold it---and I have to pee a lot. But, when the side effects of the anti-pee medicine include nausea, hair loss & sexual dysfunction--well, I'd rather just pee a lot, thank you And that's my storyPaint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #17 January 31, 2006 In my youth I went on a vacation to FL to visit some relatives, and I was so bored that my crowning achievement was pissing on Palm Beach.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #18 February 1, 2006 Quote Anywhere is better than a port-o-let! At the convention one year (this one time, at band camp...), there was a cutie who was partying with us. She showed up at the tent the next morning looking worse for wear. No sleep, some alchohol. She handed me a water bottle and sprinted for the port-o-let. You could hear some serious wretching going on. Three times, a pause, a fourth. I figure that during the pause she considered where she had been putting her face, hence the fourth barf. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #19 February 1, 2006 That's just sick. SICK! At a carnival one time when I was younger---similiar situation, got sick to my belly and had to do so in a port-o-let. NEVER AGAIN! I won't even describe to you what happened--it was so traumatic. And I have a ROYAL face thing---I don't like things on my face, don't like people touching my face. Ohhhh.....trauma.....the memory....why, why, did you go there?Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #20 October 15, 2012 *another bump* "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kasch 0 #21 October 15, 2012 Do whales jizz in the ocean? HELL YEA!Sex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely. DPH# "-13" TSK# "-13" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
