shah269 0 #1 June 21, 2012 I haven't had a chance to read this book, I did pick it up and flipped a few pages here and there. Big type letters, lots of white space and plain utilization of the English language. Any one actually read this thing? Honestly I'm a little eeehhh about all of this "oh I just read this book" crap I'm hearing from the ladies. Yeah ok...you read a little erotic book woo hoo...now what are you going to freaking do about it? So will it be my handcuffs or yours. But that aside? Is it worth the pulp it's written on or is it just a well marketed Fabbio book? And more importantly will it get me any blushed smiles while I read it at FiveBucks while looking sexy as always?Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #2 June 21, 2012 I'm reading thru it. It's definitely oriented towards the ladies. But hey, we got our porn. They certainly deserve to have theirs served up any way they like. I'm glad to see women enjoying this series and not being shy to admit it. Basic knot tying lessons, anyone? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #3 June 21, 2012 Basic knot tying lessons, anyone? Quote I'm Popeye the Sailor Man! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 851 #4 June 21, 2012 Where's my Blue Jacket manual ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #5 June 21, 2012 You (I think) are not the target demographic. You have a penis (I think). It's porn . . . for women.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #6 June 21, 2012 Part of being a true ladies man such as ME...is to truly understand the ladies...which I do and that's why they do love me. That said...there are 3 freaking books! MY FREAKING GOD I HAVE TO READ 3 BOOKS! JUDAS! See this is the difference between men and women. Men => Penthouse Forum.....3 pages per story. Women => 50 Shades..........3 freaking books! And I'm going to read these freaking books but I'm willing to bet that at best each book has 3 good pages!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #7 June 21, 2012 A wise man studies his opponent. That doesn't mean the research is always enjoyable.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #8 June 21, 2012 3 Books!? Well I wonder what kind of looks I'll get for reading these while at the gym, pool, cafe, bar, lounge, near any trailor park or biker bar.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 60 #9 June 21, 2012 Quote 3 Books!? Well I wonder what kind of looks I'll get for reading these while at the gym, pool, cafe, bar, lounge, near any trailor park or biker bar. Buy an E reader, and that way no one will know what your reading or say something like "Oh, that looks interesting. What's it about?" lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #10 June 21, 2012 Quotethat way no one will know what your reading And why on gods green earth would I DO THAT! I want all the ladies to know what Shah is reading! Out loud, proud and ready to.....well i'm out of rimes.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #11 June 21, 2012 "...be plowed." Do I have to do everything for you?quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #12 June 21, 2012 Quote"...be plowed." Do I have to do everything for you? Loud, prowed and plow....yes YES YYYYEEESSSS! read it loud read it proud and then I shall plow!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #13 June 22, 2012 Who knows it may have be a good pool side read?Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #14 June 22, 2012 Quote Part of being a true ladies man such as ME...is to truly understand the ladies...which I do and that's why they do love me. That said...there are 3 freaking books! MY FREAKING GOD I HAVE TO READ 3 BOOKS! JUDAS! See this is the difference between men and women. Men => Penthouse Forum.....3 pages per story. Women => 50 Shades..........3 freaking books! And I'm going to read these freaking books but I'm willing to bet that at best each book has 3 good pages! *sigh* just like in real life a man wants to finish too quickly. Women like a slow... read. and just fyi I'm about half way into the first book. There's way more than 3 good pages Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #15 June 22, 2012 Quote*sigh* just like in real life a man wants to finish too quickly. Depends on how cute she is and how good she is....even a girl can be a bad lay and all a guy wants to do is punch out and watch TV!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #16 June 22, 2012 *sigh* just like in real life a man wants to finish too quickly. Women like a slow... read. and just fyi I'm about half way into the first book. There's way more than 3 good pages Yeah but I bet when you're done ...the pages don't stick together like they do with Penthouse! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #17 June 22, 2012 Quote *sigh* just like in real life a man wants to finish too quickly. Women like a slow... read. and just fyi I'm about half way into the first book. There's way more than 3 good pages Yeah but I bet when you're done ...the pages don't stick together like they do with Penthouse! bwahahaha! well i hope not since its on my kindle. that would be bad if it got sticky... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #18 June 22, 2012 Quote Yeah but I bet when you're done ...the pages don't stick together like they do with Penthouse! You are dating the wrong kind of women! I now only date girls who have an active sex drive. So her pages better be sticky!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rifleman 70 #19 June 23, 2012 I've always found that women's erotica is far more sensual and that it's far more effective for stimulating the major erogenous zone - the imagination. Someone once described the difference between male and female porn as being that in male porn the woman says 'do what you want to me' whereas in female porn it's more like 'do what I want you to do to me'. edited to add: the title of the book is '50 shades of grey'. I'd also recommend an anthology of short stories called 'Totally Herotica'Atheism is a Non-Prophet Organisation Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TriGirl 333 #20 June 24, 2012 Quote *sigh* just like in real life a man wants to finish too quickly. Women like a slow... read. and just fyi I'm about half way into the first book. There's way more than 3 good pages Yeah but I bet when you're done ...the pages don't stick together like they do with Penthouse! Funny -- Penthouse Forum doesn't get sticky when I read it. ... and I will "one up" you on reading it in public. Took one as reading material on a flight when I was in my 20s.See the upside, and always wear your parachute! -- Christopher Titus Shut Up & Jump! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #21 June 24, 2012 Quote ... and I will "one up" you on reading it in public. Took one as reading material on a flight when I was in my 20s. I like a woman who's not afraid to like what she likes. I bet the guys next to you were getting pretty hot about it though. I hate the double standard that "good girls don't . . . yada yada yada". We all have desires and needs. Finding someone that meets all those is what life is all about. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #22 June 24, 2012 Out of all the male dz.commers I would have thought you'd be the first to read these books... TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyMarko 1 #23 June 25, 2012 Quote But if you're a guy try sitting at your desk on your lunch break reading Penthouse Letters. What'll that do for me? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #24 June 25, 2012 What'll that do for me? Quote Nasty paper cut! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites oldwomanc6 60 #25 June 25, 2012 Quote Quote that way no one will know what your reading And why on gods green earth would I DO THAT! I want all the ladies to know what Shah is reading! Out loud, proud and ready to.....well i'm out of rimes. Just finished watching a 1st season marathon of Wilfred. This quote made me laugh and think of you! "I was going to get that on Kindle, but then people couldn't see how deep I am" lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 1 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
oldwomanc6 60 #25 June 25, 2012 Quote Quote that way no one will know what your reading And why on gods green earth would I DO THAT! I want all the ladies to know what Shah is reading! Out loud, proud and ready to.....well i'm out of rimes. Just finished watching a 1st season marathon of Wilfred. This quote made me laugh and think of you! "I was going to get that on Kindle, but then people couldn't see how deep I am" lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
