Krip 2 #26 August 7, 2012 Check you shit before you get on the plane. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TriGirl 330 #27 August 7, 2012 And of course, there is my old standby: "I just did a 3-way with your girlfriend" See the upside, and always wear your parachute! -- Christopher Titus Shut Up & Jump! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivecat 3 #28 August 7, 2012 Can you give me a hand stuffing this in there? My dbag is really tight and it keeps slipping out! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
uberchris 0 #29 August 7, 2012 that was some AMAZING dockinggravity brings me down......... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kcjen24 0 #30 August 7, 2012 I have trouble getting tandem chutes in the bag... so I always ask "Can someone bag me please?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quack 0 #31 August 7, 2012 Everyone else was happy with their position but I got stuck in the crotch. But you have to understand, mental illness is like cholesterol. There is the good kind and the bad. Without the good kind- less flavor to life. - Serge A. Storms Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #32 August 7, 2012 That was my Head & Shoulders.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #33 August 8, 2012 "Anyone up for a three way?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rss_v 0 #34 August 8, 2012 There's hardly a thing I can say at the DZ without some perverted lunatic laughing and winking. When getting an old student rig on my back and the risers became exposed, they thought it was highly amusing when I asked someone to tuck my flaps in. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #35 August 8, 2012 Quote they thought it was highly amusing when I asked someone to tuck my flaps in. Yuck, if that comes up during sex, it's time to lose weight and hit the gym. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #36 August 9, 2012 GONZO! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WOULD YOU PLEASE PUT SOME DAMN PANTS ON?!?!?!? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,523 #37 August 9, 2012 Quote GONZO! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WOULD YOU PLEASE PUT SOME DAMN PANTS ON?!?!?!? And don't forget "If you don't behave I'll use your naked ass as my avatar.""There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #38 August 9, 2012 Quote Quote GONZO! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WOULD YOU PLEASE PUT SOME DAMN PANTS ON?!?!?!? And don't forget "If you don't behave I'll use your naked ass as my avatar." Another classic Skymama quote! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #39 September 17, 2012 Quote Quote Quote GONZO! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WOULD YOU PLEASE PUT SOME DAMN PANTS ON?!?!?!? And don't forget "If you don't behave I'll use your naked ass as my avatar." Another classic Skymama quote! AND she had followthrough. Never thought she had the guts...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #40 September 18, 2012 Quote Quote Quote Quote GONZO! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WOULD YOU PLEASE PUT SOME DAMN PANTS ON?!?!?!? And don't forget "If you don't behave I'll use your naked ass as my avatar." Another classic Skymama quote! AND she had followthrough. Never thought she had the guts... Don't fuck with Skymama. That's the bottom line. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
denete 3 #41 September 18, 2012 Caught in her burble and she dumped in my face.SCR #14809 "our attitude is the thing most capable of keeping us safe" (look, grab, look, grab, peel, punch, punch, arch) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #42 September 18, 2012 Quote Caught in her burble and she dumped in my face. Add some beer and you got a party!Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
