airtwardo 7 #76 January 27, 2012 We probably be on jump run... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #77 January 27, 2012 Sorry, I don't do necrophilia.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #78 January 27, 2012 QuoteSorry, I don't do necrophilia.would give him an education in necrophiliaI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #79 January 27, 2012 At least I'd know somebody in the drunk tank to wait for bail with... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #80 January 27, 2012 Would hoist a beer.I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #81 January 27, 2012 Would hold up a liquor store... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #82 January 27, 2012 QuoteWould hold up a liquor store...would hold up a tomb stone.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #83 January 27, 2012 Quote Quote Would hold up a liquor store... would hold up a tomb stone. I got yer Tombstone junior... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyMarko 1 #84 January 27, 2012 Does sex with dinosaurs count as beastiality? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #85 January 27, 2012 Nothing happened last night. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
J-S 0 #86 January 27, 2012 He'd encourage me to downsize and limp away to go make me coffee. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #87 January 27, 2012 I'd tell him he was dreaming and to quit humping his pillow. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #88 January 27, 2012 Where's the cat?Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #89 January 27, 2012 ..I'd never drink alcohol again.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #90 January 27, 2012 What am I doing in a retirement home?Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #91 January 27, 2012 Don't ask don't tell You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #92 January 27, 2012 Muff Muff Muff Muff MuffSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #93 January 27, 2012 Well, that's what ya get for wearin a skirt!"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #94 January 27, 2012 Where'd all the hookers go?Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #95 January 27, 2012 "Where's all the chicks?"- and I mean in this thread too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #96 January 27, 2012 I'm gonna kill that kid... he keeps kickin' the back of my seat!Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #97 January 27, 2012 Damn it! I woke up next to a chick again?! ... oh wait its just Gonzo in a skirt... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #98 January 27, 2012 shit! I think I forgot to press record... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #99 January 27, 2012 Thank God you forgot to press record! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #100 January 27, 2012 Got any more a them jello shots?Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
