theonlyski 8 #1 July 25, 2012 Inspired by true events this evening, what do you use to cut pizza?"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #2 July 25, 2012 I think they call it a pizza cutter for a reason.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 798 #3 July 25, 2012 We used to use the one on top.... Then Skymama surprised me with the new one just the other day! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 9 #4 July 25, 2012 Quote Inspired by true events this evening, what do you use to cut pizza? Having trouble cutting the cheese? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #5 July 25, 2012 Quote Quote Inspired by true events this evening, what do you use to cut pizza? Having trouble cutting the cheese? Got a call from another dz.commer saying they sliced their hand open and needed me to drive them to urgent care. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 9 #6 July 25, 2012 Damn! That rocks! Useful for cutting pizza AND as a melee weapon post-zombie apocalypse! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 9 #7 July 25, 2012 Quote Quote Quote Inspired by true events this evening, what do you use to cut pizza? Having trouble cutting the cheese? Got a call from another dz.commer saying they sliced their hand open and needed me to drive them to urgent care. Damn! There ought to be a law against pointy knives!! Those things are dangerous!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #8 July 25, 2012 Quote There ought to be a law against pointy knives!! Those things are dangerous!! I completely agree for this person. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 9 #9 July 25, 2012 Quote Quote There ought to be a law against pointy knives!! Those things are dangerous!! I completely agree for this person. But seriously... I hope they're okay and heal up just fine with just a cool scar to tell stories about and not lasting effects. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #10 July 25, 2012 But seriously... I hope they're okay and heal up just fine with just a cool scar to tell stories about and not lasting effects. haha thanks you're the only one giving me any sympathy. everybody else is giving me shit for going to the doctor and not just supergluing it shut. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 9 #11 July 25, 2012 Hand injuries are nothing to take lightly. If one has a serious or suspect serious hand injury, best get yourself to a specialist. Wouldn't want it to become life altering when it could not have been with proper care. Heck, could ruin your sex life it not cared for properly! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 52 #12 July 25, 2012 I use a mezzaluna. It's better than either of those options. No one delivers pizza where I live, so I make my own. It doesn't come pre-sliced lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,439 #13 July 25, 2012 You left "scissors" out of your poll. Wendy P. There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 52 #14 July 25, 2012 Quote You left "scissors" out of your poll. Wendy P. So you like thin-crust? lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #15 July 25, 2012 She was being a sissy, they just barely gave her one stitch for it, and that was after about 30 mins of trying to decide if they wanted to take another $90 from her."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 9 #16 July 25, 2012 Quote You left "scissors" out of your poll. Wendy P. WENDY! Put DOWN the scissors AND back away SLOWLY!!! Least next thing you'll be doing is running around with them! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #17 July 25, 2012 No one else uses a laser cutter, or water jet cutter, or plasma cutter? "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jgoose71 0 #18 July 25, 2012 I've always cut my pizza using flexalinear shape charge type explosives. It cuts and distributes at the same time.... "There is an art, it says, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Life, the Universe, and Everything Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #19 July 25, 2012 QuoteWe used to use the one on top.... Then Skymama surprised me with the new one just the other day! Those were my favorite part about the summer I worked at Pizza Hut. That and the free pizza (what can I say, I was in college ... my taste buds have matured since then, and now I think even free Pizza Hut costs too much). But we did get to play with cool knives. At home I just have the pizza wheel. Considering how often I cut up pizza (not very) it does just fine."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 798 #20 July 25, 2012 I also worked at Pizza Hut - in high school. Closing was fun when we turned up the music and drank free beer while chowing down and cleaning up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #21 July 25, 2012 Quote I also worked at Pizza Hut - in high school. Closing was fun when we turned up the music and drank free beer while chowing down and cleaning up. I used to work the dinner rush (we were a delivery & take-out only location) primarily as a driver (we'd help out in the kitchen if they were backed up). I'd work 4-8 and get to the bar with a pocket full of cash just before they switched from "dinner" to "bar" schedule at 9:00. This was important because if you were coming for "dinner" you could get in before they stationed the bouncer at the door. Which is helpful when you're 19. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #22 July 25, 2012 teeth scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akarunway 1 #23 July 25, 2012 QuoteInspired by true events this evening, what do you use to cut pizza? Buck 110 or the KA-BARI hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lucignol080 0 #24 July 25, 2012 Quotewhat do you use to cut pizza? http://www.anatomiadenti.it/images/dente.jpg"Parachutes sometimes malfunction, even when they are properly designed, built, assembled, packed, maintained and used" "Ty honey..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimmytavino 16 #25 July 25, 2012 Quote You left "scissors" out of your poll. Wendy P. this... works great... we make pizza at home, often,,, and NEVER seem to be able to wait for it to cool,,, even just a Little.... the scissors always works great.. and then, can simply go into the dishwasher.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
