gonzalesna 0 #51 June 1, 2009 because she keeps tellin me to sleep when I have better things to do. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #52 June 1, 2009 Quote because she keeps tellin me to sleep when I have better things to do. Because he like to play dress up with bolas......TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #53 June 1, 2009 Because she blames me for all of the naughty threads on here when she knows the truth. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie09 0 #54 June 1, 2009 Jesus Woman! QUIT POKING ME!!! Im breaking up with you cuz you dont follow orders very well! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyjumpenfool 2 #55 June 1, 2009 breaking up??? are you nuts??Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pokerstar 0 #56 June 1, 2009 Something about a wading pool full of jello, duct tape, a slip n slide, and some clothesline.Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude --- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyjumpenfool 2 #57 June 1, 2009 QuoteSomething about a wading pool full of jello, duct tape, a slip n slide, and some clothesline. Hey! That was pudding, scotch tape and we did so grease that slip and slide!! That's it, we're through!!Birdshit & Fools Productions "Son, only two things fall from the sky." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie09 0 #58 June 1, 2009 Because Minnesota just doesnt do it for me any more! 5 years there was enough to last me a lifetime! Sorry! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
metalslug 36 #59 June 1, 2009 Because she started this perpetual thread. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluepill 0 #60 June 1, 2009 Because the ‘make-up sex’ is gonna be AHH AHHH AHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHWWWWESOME.!!!! BP Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #61 June 1, 2009 Because it turned out that she wasn't a poster more like a Hand-Bill..... could be a good flyer tho' (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #62 June 1, 2009 because he met Virgin-Burner before mescissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #63 June 1, 2009 Quote because he met Virgin-Burner before me because he post is piisfish....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #64 June 1, 2009 Quotebecause he met Virgin-Burner before me Yeap, I could see how that could be considered 'icky' (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peanut4040 0 #65 June 1, 2009 Because she is way to naughty for me..... --------------- Are you kidding? Because she was not naughty enough!!!Its a good day to LIVE, why puck up a good thing. There is no reply in aad section for. " hell no i would not put an AAD on my back" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #66 June 1, 2009 Quote Because she is way to naughty for me..... --------------- Are you kidding? Because she was not naughty enough!!! I tried to teach him a thing or two and he is not teachable...TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie09 0 #67 June 1, 2009 because she flirts with pizza delivery guys! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #68 June 1, 2009 Quote because she flirts with pizza delivery guys! because she ate all my pizza that night.....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TypicalFish 0 #69 June 1, 2009 Quote Quote because she flirts with pizza delivery guys! because she ate all my pizza that night..... Because she doesn't have any pizza at her place."I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #70 June 1, 2009 Quote Quote Quote because she flirts with pizza delivery guys! because she ate all my pizza that night..... Because she doesn't have any pizza at her place. because he is looks too damn sexy with that hat and i can never focus on anything else.......TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #71 June 1, 2009 Quote Quote Quote because she flirts with pizza delivery guys! because she ate all my pizza that night..... Because she doesn't have any pizza at her place. Because he changed his sig line. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madhatter 0 #72 June 1, 2009 Because... because... because... because... because... because... Aw! I'm staying! A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #73 June 1, 2009 Quote Because... because... because... because... because... because... Aw! I'm staying! Because you can't make up any good excuses. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madhatter 0 #74 June 1, 2009 Anyone that would make up an excuse to break up with you must have SERIOUS issues That and the fact that I totally suck at making stuff up A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie09 0 #75 June 1, 2009 Because he's obsessed with McSwervy! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
