I am breaking up with the poster above me because...

[wildcard451 0]

Because she still has some tricks to learn to become a full smutpeddler.

[iluvtofly 0]

Because he obviously doesn't know Junkie very well. (Love you Junkie!!!)

[Pokerstar 0]

Because she dissed Minne-SNOWta. Yah, you betcha.

Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.
--- The Dude ---

[TypicalFish 0]

Because their avatar looks too much like my brother-in-law.

"I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET

[Heatmiser 0]

Because the ladies keep saying he has a huge johnson, and I don't date people that I know has a johnson at all.

What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo

Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama

[jumpingjunkie09 0]

because i dont date guys who have johnson envy!

I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer)
Official "poster above you" thread starter

"And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

[Heatmiser 0]

I don't have johnson envy! I just wish I had a bigger johnson like all the other boys in gym class

What you say is reflective of your knowledge...HOW ya say it is reflective of your experience. Airtwardo

Someone's going to be spanked! Hopefully, it will be me. Skymama

[turtlespeed 221]

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I don't have johnson envy! I just wish I had a bigger johnson like all the other boys in gym class

Because he has Hangy meaty curtains.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[guppie01 0]

Because he's WAY too much for me to handle!

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"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU
OMG, is she okay?

[RastaRicanAir 0]

Because I must be WWAAAYYYY too much for her to handle.

OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411
-"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

[Skootz 0]

Because he is way to into his guitar.

[guppie01 0]

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and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is HOT!" -guppie01

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"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU
OMG, is she okay?

[turtlespeed 221]

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and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is HOT!" -guppie01

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Cuz she's married and Turtle don't play dat!

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[RastaRicanAir 0]

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and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is HOT!" -guppie01

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Okay. Actually because I'm getting too attached.

OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411
-"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

[LuckyMcSwervy 0]

Because I kelt finding him wearing my skirts...

Always be kinder than you feel.

[billeisele 130]

long distance love affairs never work

Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.

[jumpingjunkie09 0]

because I heard the feds would be here lookin for him soon!

I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer)
Official "poster above you" thread starter

"And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

[LisaH 0]

Because I don't want to see her suffer through skin cancer.

Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

[billeisele 130]

because of lactose intolerance, but I do like strong women

Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.

[d_squared431 0]

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because of lactose intolerance, but I do like strong women

Because I don't like the way he looks at me....

TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1
I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH
You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly

[jumpingjunkie09 0]

because she wont stop friggen POKING ME on facebook!!! GRRRRRRRRR!!

I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer)
Official "poster above you" thread starter

"And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

[LuckyMcSwervy 0]

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because she wont stop friggen POKING ME on facebook!!! GRRRRRRRRR!!

Because she's following me to Skyfest!

Always be kinder than you feel.

[hcsvader 1]

I'm getting diabetes from all the whip cream

Have you seen my pants?
it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream
>:)

[jumpingjunkie09 0]

because Canada is just too damn far!

I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer)
Official "poster above you" thread starter

"And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy

[billeisele 130]

because, because, because ---- can't quite think of a good reason

Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.