d_squared431 0 #301 May 12, 2012 Quote Turned out he was a guy. because.....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #302 May 12, 2012 Refers to my penis as a "cheese stick". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #303 May 12, 2012 Quote Quote Turned out he was a guy. because..... Don't be thinking you're the first beautiful woman to say that to me. Get in line, sister. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #304 May 12, 2012 Quote Refers to my penis as a "cheese stick". Does too much landscaping. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyMarko 1 #305 May 12, 2012 he broke up with me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #306 May 12, 2012 Because I just ain't his type. Sorry, Johnny. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #307 May 12, 2012 has a beautiful wife AND a boyfriend!“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #308 May 13, 2012 Quotehas a beautiful wife AND a boyfriend! Because he found a gay lover and I found a sex slave.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janz 0 #309 May 13, 2012 Beautiful wife and boyfriend? Not that unusual. Why do you think you can only get tickets for Streisand, Cher and Midler in sets of three? You can't buy them in pairs. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #310 May 13, 2012 QuoteBeautiful wife and boyfriend? Not that unusual. Why do you think you can only get tickets for Streisand, Cher and Midler in sets of three? You can't buy them in pairs. I'm positive that I would not be getting tickets to any of those performers.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janz 0 #311 May 13, 2012 QuoteQuoteBeautiful wife and boyfriend? Not that unusual. Why do you think you can only get tickets for Streisand, Cher and Midler in sets of three? You can't buy them in pairs.I'm positive that I would not be getting tickets to any of those performers.Which is why you don't have a beautiful wife and boyfriend! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #312 May 13, 2012 Quote Quote Quote Beautiful wife and boyfriend? Not that unusual. Why do you think you can only get tickets for Streisand, Cher and Midler in sets of three? You can't buy them in pairs. I'm positive that I would not be getting tickets to any of those performers. Which is why you don't have a beautiful wife and boyfriend! is argumentative! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #313 May 13, 2012 Breakin' up 'cause he wants it "Swiss Style"! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #314 May 13, 2012 doesnt like cheesy dicks!“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #315 May 13, 2012 Quotedoesnt like cheesy dicks!because on mothers day he has to take out a loan for all the presents and cards he has to send.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #316 May 22, 2012 knows too much about photographySome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #317 May 27, 2012 He doesn't know who I am. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #318 May 27, 2012 Quote He doesn't know who I am. OMG Hi Bethany You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #319 May 29, 2012 Quote Quote He doesn't know who I am. OMG Hi Bethany Obsessed with this "Bethany" girl Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #320 May 29, 2012 She tried to sex me to death. Nearly succeeded. And refused to try again!I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #321 May 29, 2012 He's moving to England next month. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #322 May 29, 2012 Won't return my phone calls! The phone is ringing pick it up! I mean come on!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #323 May 29, 2012 He thinks I'm too fat. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rstanley0312 1 #324 May 29, 2012 Quote He's moving to England next month. Because he never listens to what I say.... Edited to add.... that was for Billy.Life is all about ass....either you're kicking it, kissing it, working it off, or trying to get a piece of it. Muff Brother #4382 Dudeist Skydiver #000 www.fundraiseadventure.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
