airtwardo 7 #276 April 12, 2012 Because he can't handle TWO redheads at once Amen to THAT! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #277 April 12, 2012 Too tall. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #278 April 12, 2012 Too short. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #279 April 12, 2012 Too Eastern European ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #280 April 12, 2012 too picky!“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hcsvader 1 #281 April 13, 2012 Left me cold and wet in a collapsed tent at the dz this weekend. I think it was him anyway, the avatar looks very similar to the last thing I remember seeing before passing out.Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #282 April 13, 2012 Quote Left me cold and wet in a collapsed tent at the dz this weekend. I think it was him anyway, the avatar looks very similar to the last thing I remember seeing before passing out. that's what you get for drinking SHIT BeerYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #283 April 13, 2012 Lack of communication... Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #284 April 13, 2012 Quote Lack of communication... What was it about FUCK YOU That wasn't communicated??You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivecat 3 #285 April 13, 2012 Doesn't ever speak his mind Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Austintxflight 0 #286 April 13, 2012 I am not into chemistry. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Austintxflight 0 #287 April 13, 2012 because I am tired of masturbation. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fearjoburg 0 #288 April 13, 2012 She can't handle a REAL man Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kasch 0 #289 April 13, 2012 Quote She can't handle a REAL man Because he is in fact a real man.Sex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely. DPH# "-13" TSK# "-13" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #290 May 8, 2012 posts on dizzy.comSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fearjoburg 0 #291 May 9, 2012 Dropped and picked up a bar of soap in state prison. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #292 May 9, 2012 Had to be taught how to fetch beer and make sammiches.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #293 May 9, 2012 Kept drinking all the beer in the fridge. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
packerboy 3 #294 May 9, 2012 Threatened the fact that all the beer in the fridge is MINE! -------------------------------------------------- In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock. ~ Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #295 May 9, 2012 Lies because he never buys beer.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d123 3 #296 May 10, 2012 I love skydivingLock, Dock and Two Smoking Barrelrolls! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #297 May 10, 2012 Apparently thinks he can't love anything but skydiving. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,523 #298 May 10, 2012 Refuses to take second place to skydiving."There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyMarko 1 #299 May 11, 2012 Refuses to take second base Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #300 May 11, 2012 Turned out he was a guy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
