jumpingjunkie09 0 #26 May 31, 2009 Because she insists on poking me 1200 times a day on facebook! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pokerstar 0 #27 May 31, 2009 Because she won't wear the bikini in her avatar during the Minnesota winters.Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude --- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NealFitz 0 #28 May 31, 2009 I would break up with yous all but i dont know any of yous so i cant break up :)Dudeist Skydiver #170 You do not need a parachute to skydive, you only need one to skydive again Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pokerstar 0 #29 May 31, 2009 Knowing us IS the reason for breaking up with us!Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude --- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NealFitz 0 #30 May 31, 2009 Hey your right Dudeist Skydiver #170 You do not need a parachute to skydive, you only need one to skydive again Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pokerstar 0 #31 May 31, 2009 Yep! When you look up Bad Influence, the link redirects to the Bonfire!Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude --- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rookie120 0 #32 May 31, 2009 Because the look or your AVATAR looks like a 24hr orgasm drives me crazy!If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #33 May 31, 2009 Quote Because the look or your AVATAR looks like a 24hr orgasm drives me crazy! Because rookies need a lot of instruction.....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #34 May 31, 2009 Because she's wearing out my fingers. OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #35 May 31, 2009 Quote Because she's wearing out my fingers. Because he takes forever and a day to return a PM.....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pokerstar 0 #36 May 31, 2009 Because she doesn't understand his hands are otherwise occupied and cant send a PM.Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude --- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #37 May 31, 2009 I can't break up with him. His face is too cute. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #38 May 31, 2009 Quote I can't break up with him. His face is too cute. Because we're too close. She has too much empathy for my foot pain! xoxox Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie09 0 #39 June 1, 2009 because shes just too damned nice. And sweet. And innocent. Not my type at all! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rookie120 0 #40 June 1, 2009 I was just served the restraining order. If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #41 June 1, 2009 QuoteBecause she doesn't understand his hands are otherwise occupied and cant send a PM. No sh*t!! She's got me playing this guitar all damned night! ......What did you perverts think I was talking about?OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #42 June 1, 2009 Because he wears a skirt more than I do. Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #43 June 1, 2009 Never liked my haircut!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peanut4040 0 #44 June 1, 2009 because I don't know him, and I hate having sex with someone I don't know.Its a good day to LIVE, why puck up a good thing. There is no reply in aad section for. " hell no i would not put an AAD on my back" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #45 June 1, 2009 It's peanut...need I say more. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #46 June 1, 2009 Quote It's peanut...need I say more. Because she is way to naughty for me.....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeForsythe 0 #47 June 1, 2009 Because she tells on me! Time and pressure will always show you who a person really is! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #48 June 1, 2009 jus becauseSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #49 June 1, 2009 Because I'm not into furry blue creatures. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie09 0 #50 June 1, 2009 because.... well, she knows EXACTLY why! I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
