iluvtofly 0 #126 June 4, 2009 Because he lives too far away. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #127 June 4, 2009 Because her boobies can suffocate me Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #128 June 4, 2009 Quote because he's a dude Cause he is broke.....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billeisele 130 #129 June 4, 2009 cause she thinks I have fleas Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #130 June 4, 2009 Quote cause she thinks I have fleas Because waking up to a BJ and seeing that would give me a heart attack.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #131 June 4, 2009 Just because.Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #132 June 4, 2009 Because the glass slipper i found doesn't fit her or Rosa. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #133 June 4, 2009 because astronauts make terrible lovers.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #134 June 4, 2009 Beacuse drunks have problems getting a stiffy “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #135 June 4, 2009 Quote Beacuse drunks have problems getting a stiffy dont worry, the weed, the blow and pfizers cure to all woman-related problems will fix that.. u stalking me again!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #136 June 4, 2009 Quote Quote Beacuse drunks have problems getting a stiffy dont worry, the weed, the blow and pfizers cure to all woman-related problems will fix that.. u stalking me again!? You know you need some daily stalking to feel popular, so I'm just doing you a favour “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #137 June 4, 2009 I ended up in a poll, whats your achievement of the day!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #138 June 4, 2009 Quote I ended up in a poll, whats your achievement of the day!? Got jealous of all the other girls he DDs. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #139 June 4, 2009 couldnt DD her coz aint got no number..“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #140 June 4, 2009 Ohhhh, I couldn't possibly tell you... You'd only get cranky if I did “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #141 June 4, 2009 you already GAVE me the number of that tranny you get along so well with..“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #142 June 4, 2009 because he goes by VB and that sounds like a std.... TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #143 June 4, 2009 it actually means "Very Big".. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #144 June 4, 2009 because she is just too in love with me.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #145 June 4, 2009 Quote because she is just too in love with me. I cant help that ......you are turtle and you have powers to make all the ladies fall in love with you...I am allergic to his turtle wax....it makes me sneeze TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #146 June 4, 2009 ...because she doesn't love me. She never loved me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #147 June 4, 2009 Quote ...because she doesn't love me. She never loved me. Because he was always in love with Deedy... Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #148 June 4, 2009 Because she doesn't realize I'm just a mature tadpole. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #149 June 4, 2009 Quote Because she doesn't realize I'm just a mature tad pole. Because he won't cut pretty yuppy stripes in my lawn. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #150 June 4, 2009 Quote Because she doesn't realize I'm just a mature tad pole. because he smells like cheese.....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
