Pickup lines

[OwenB 0]

Point down at a ladder in a lady's tights and say
'Is that a ladder in your tights or is it a stairway to heaven?'

Pick a chunk of ice out of your drink, throw it on the floor in front of a girl and say
'now I've broken the ice, fancy coming back to mine?'

[kallend 2,026]

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The ladies of the loan star state

Political commentary goes in SC, not Bonfire.

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The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one.

[theonlyski 8]

So I see you're into fitness, so how about fitness dick in your mouth?

"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890
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[airtwardo 7]

Whatdaya say we get outta here, bump uglies & trade gravy?

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[grasshoppergirl 0]

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So I see you're into fitness, so how about fitness dick in your mouth?

Please let us all know if that actually ever works with someone you don't know.

[BillyVance 34]

Be rude to a girl, then come back a few minutes later and say ""I'm sorry I was so rude before but it's difficult for me to express myself when I am on the verge of exploding in my pants."

Line from Adam Sandler's movie Anger Management.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[strife 0]

You may also appreciate a bit of Australian folk song from Kevin "Bloody" Wilson

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWBIrKgC-d4&feature=fvst

[Southern_Man 0]

"do you know the diference between a blow job and a bologna sandwich?" No, What are you doing for lunch?

"What if there were no hypothetical questions?"

[godfrog 2]

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Experience is a difficult teacher, she gives you the test first and the lesson afterward

[Abedy 0]

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You may also appreciate a bit of Australian folk song from Kevin "Bloody" Wilson

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWBIrKgC-d4&feature=fvst

Did you notice the hidden message in the video title? Muhahahahahaha... FIST DATE...

The sky is not the limit. The ground is.

The Society of Skydiving Ducks

[jayach05 0]

"Was your father a meat thief? Cause it looks like someone done stole too big ol' hams and stuck them in your back pockets"

[gonzalesna 0]

Hi, what kind of car do you drive? [Response] Cool. Just wanted to make sure there was enough trunk space for the body.

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[gonzalesna 0]

Do you prefer stylish duct tape, or classic silver?

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[gonzalesna 0]

The clicky was easier...

http://www.nuk3.com/jokes/968/The-list-of-sly-excellent-and-inappropriate-pickup-lines.html

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[Fearjoburg 0]

Come sit on my lap and let see if something comes up between us

[davjohns 1]

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Personally, I've been in few bars and never even spoken to a woman in one. It's always amazed me that people consider that an environment for finding anything but sex...but perhaps I miss the point? Yup. I think it's just me again.

I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.