missbrz 0 #1 July 26, 2012 So I have once again been commissioned to start a racy thread in the interest of others who actually have real shit to do during the day but have great ideas they want started NOW! anyway... Have you ever been really attracted to someone you REALLY shouldn't be? You know like getting a hard on for your hot boss? or getting wet for that handsome doctor? Now's the time to come out with it and tell us your story of inappropriate attraction! p.s. "boobies" was left out because come on, its never inappropriate to be attracted to boobies just the people they're attached to Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #2 July 26, 2012 Quote p.s. "boobies" was left out because come on, its never inappropriate to be attracted to boobies just the people they're attached to this shows how little you know about boobies scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 851 #3 July 26, 2012 and bonfire polls for that matter. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #4 July 26, 2012 I was interviewing with an admissions official at Univ of Indiana. I had to keep fighting off the urge to leap over the desk and pounce on her. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #5 July 26, 2012 I guess I could check Doctor/Nurse as close enough ... was digging on my physical therapist several years ago after I had shoulder surgery. There's a lot of touching going on in PT! My friend who was also a PT assured me that taking any action on that attraction would be totally inappropriate (at least for the PT ... I was single at the time and would have happily switched to another place for my rehab). "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #6 July 26, 2012 Luckily my PT isn't very attractive, but... I've done worse. There is another one in the office that I'm actually kind of glad I didn't get assigned to though. My girlfriend wouldn't find it too entertaining either. "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimmytavino 16 #7 July 26, 2012 Yikes!!! this thread title has "Read Only",,, all over it .....if i had to check one... i'd say "Other" pretty much covers it .... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdvr 210 #8 July 26, 2012 I voted teacher. The absolute inappropriateness of it didn't slow us down Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iowa 0 #9 July 26, 2012 You left off babysitter. No, not the one babysitting my kids. She used to babysit me. 15 or 20 years later the cougar pounced. It was a fun night. Keith ''Always do sober what you said you would do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.'' - Ernest Hemingway Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #10 July 26, 2012 I'm a guy. I've been inappropriately attracted to every category mentioned.Since being happily married I've acted on none. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arvoitus 1 #11 July 26, 2012 My high school math teacher. She had just graduated from Uni and was maybe ~26ish. Hot as hell. Worst part was that after I graduated she came on to me once in a bar but being totally clueless I fucked it up. Oh well.Your rights end where my feelings begin. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #12 July 26, 2012 Quote I'm a guy. I've been inappropriately attracted to every category mentioned.Since being happily married I've acted on none. +2. The OP, the answer is "of course". The Van Halen song "Hot for Teacher" was written for a reason. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andrewwhyte 1 #13 July 26, 2012 Quote I'm a guy. I've been inappropriately attracted to every category mentioned.Since being happily married I've acted on none. Didn't you marry your student? Just sayin' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jinlee 0 #14 July 26, 2012 inappropriate attraction... as if there was such a thing. Americans are so Victorian Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kasch 0 #15 July 26, 2012 i chose "other" because there was no "all of the above"Sex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely. DPH# "-13" TSK# "-13" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #16 July 26, 2012 The brother on an ex-GF married his high-school English teacher. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muffie 0 #17 July 26, 2012 I checked doctor, boss, and teacher. (And yes, I realize what that says about me...at least I don't act on them.) I still feel sorry for the poor teacher. I was seventeen and he was maybe 22 or 23. Not my teacher, but sat in on my very small Spanish class. I used to just kind of stare the poor guy down. (He had great hands.) He was only in our class for a couple of weeks before the main teacher decided maybe it wasn't such a good idea. Such a bummer. Class was much more boring the rest of the year... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #18 July 26, 2012 Quotegetting wet for that handsome doctor You don't have to keep it hidden. You can just tell me when you're ready. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #19 July 26, 2012 Quote Quote getting wet for that handsome doctor You don't have to keep it hidden. You can just tell me when you're ready. You caught me! How did you know I meant you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver30960 0 #20 July 26, 2012 Quote Quote getting wet for that handsome doctor You don't have to keep it hidden. You can just tell me when you're ready. She said HANDSOME doctor. Elvisio "" Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #21 July 26, 2012 Quote Quote Quote getting wet for that handsome doctor You don't have to keep it hidden. You can just tell me when you're ready. She said HANDSOME doctor. Elvisio "" Rodriguez No love. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chuck_skywalker 0 #23 July 27, 2012 I marked quite a few on the list and Ill throw another in there that I dont think has been mentioned yet. What about sister-in-law? I dont know if its totally inappropriate but, it feels a little weird. Am I the only one guilty here??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phillbo 11 #24 July 27, 2012 Does the water faucet in my tub count ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #25 July 27, 2012 Quote I marked quite a few on the list and Ill throw another in there that I dont think has been mentioned yet. What about sister-in-law? I dont know if its totally inappropriate but, it feels a little weird. Am I the only one guilty here??? I know a dude who married the little sister of an ex-GF. I always wondered if things were a bit awkward at family reunions."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
