skybytch 273 #1 February 4, 2002 Happy Sky Birthday to me! Please excuse me while I ramble down memory lane through some sweet and bittersweet memories...Twelve years ago today I made that long drive out to a drop zone that no longer exists. When I walked into the hangar I smelled that sweet smell of parachutes; I think I was hooked from the first whiff.Met Al, who would not only be teaching my first jump course but over the next three years also taught me to be a jumpmaster, instructor, rigger... and much about life, and as it turned out, also about death. I loved him and at times I hated him.... I miss him a lot. Wish he was around today to see how far I've come.My b/f had done his first jump the week before, and had given me the "home study" FJC repeatedly over the last six days. So for me the FJC was mostly a review of what Tom had told me, so much so that, as I found out a month of so later, on my lunch break Al went to Gregg (who would be the JM for my first jump, and later a very good friend) and told him he thought I might be a "ringer" (someone who'd jumped before and was there to check out their operation). Gregg knew better when he saw my face turn white when the door opened!Finished the FJC and Al asked if I was ready to skydive. "If you think I'm ready, I guess I am." Got geared up... a burgundy jumpsuit that I'd wear and put on many students over the next few years, radios, helmet, goggles, gloves, and a Strong Combination Tandem student rig, the one with CIA stenciled on the back, a ManOWar main and a big ol' round reserve. Mike "Freefall" was hanging around watching and asked me why I'd decided to jump. "It's all my boyfriends fault; he did his first jump last week." "Ahh...." I could tell he figured I'd do one jump and never come back.It was slow that day, so Gregg and I were the whole load. Karl taxiied up in the 182, 47Bravo, and we got in. Sitting next to the door, back to the panel, I felt okay; it was all a bit unreal at that point. We took off into the cool winter air and started the climb to 3500'. Gregg kicked back and closed his eyes; I wondered how anyone could be that relaxed considering what we were about to do.I enjoyed the ride to altitude, conveniently ignoring the fact that soon this man would be telling me to climb out of the plane. All too soon, Gregg asked me to lean forward; he checked the pins and retrieved the static line. Hooked it up and gave it to me to check. Tug... yup, it's attached. Karl turned onto jump run and nodded at Gregg... "door!" and all of a sudden I was one inch from a 3500' drop! OMG.... Gregg looked out of the plane, looked back at Karl, "cut!", then he looked at me and said "climb out!" Huh? Me? You MUST be joking?.... "left hand" left hand out to the strut "left foot" left foot onto the step "right foot" holy shit Tom what have you gotten me into? "right hand" damn that prop blast is strong slide the hands out to the end of the strut, right foot comes off the step NO. Oh shit. Gregg smiled and pointed at my left foot, still on the step. Nooooooo. He smiled again and pointed more deliberately at my stubborn foot... grimace, okay! I'm hanging from the strut of a 182 flying at 3500' omg is he ever going to say "GO!" Eyes close, let go, ARGH! Not quite sure what happened next... of course the canopy opened, I felt exactly what I'd been told to expect but my brain was still up in the plane watching. It joined me a few seconds later and together we checked out the canopy above us. I can hear Al's voice in my ears, "looks like you've got a good canopy, do your housekeeping and controllability check:" Looking good, turns and flares, and all of a sudden I realized just how awesome this was. "This is so fucking cool!!!!" - I knew they could hear me in town...Al talked me all the way down to a decent PLF in the plowed field. As I was trying to daisy chain the lines, Paul came over to help me out. "So what did you think?" .... "You're sure this is legal? Nothing this fun should be legal!!"Walked back to the hangar and got undressed, feet still not quite touching the ground. Gregg told me I'd done okay, but really should have arched instead of arghed. Al came over and congratulated me. Got my logbook and first jump certificate, then got in the car and drove home. Funny how the scenery I'd seen hundreds of times before looked different - the colors were more vibrant, trees looked more alive, and none of those people in those other cars have any idea!! It was all over, the hook was set, next week I did it again, then two the week after that, and so on, and so on.....pull and flare,lisa--What would Scooby Doo? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emmie 0 #2 February 4, 2002 Happy Sky Birthday Lisa. Did you get pied yet? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #3 February 4, 2002 Happy Birthday Lisa!! May you have many more....."Houston? That place is full of Crack heads and debutantes."- Hank HillClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites FallingMarc 0 #4 February 4, 2002 Happy sky birthday Lisa... great story! I still get butterflies whenever I read first jump stories, it reminds me of how freaked out I was sitting in the door the first time...Marc Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites scottbre 0 #5 February 4, 2002 Hippo Birdie two ewe....Oh wait, that should be for clay. "Let the rabbits wear glasses. . . " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jessica 0 #6 February 4, 2002 Yeeha. Walk a mile in your enemy's shoes. Then you're a mile away and have his shoes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkyDekker 1,465 #7 February 4, 2002 Happy Sky b'day, great story to read....SkyDekker"We cannot do great things, only small things with great love" Mother Theresa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites hisgoofyness 0 #8 February 4, 2002 hear heargreat read... thankshisgoofynessits a bird, its a plane, no wait, its one goofy s.o.b. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 37 #9 February 4, 2002 Happy Birthday, Lisa!You'll thank me for not calling up and singing to you! AndreaThe brave may not live forever, but the timid may not live at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Sebazz1 2 #10 February 4, 2002 Happy B-day Lisa.........You should go treat yourself to a skydive for the occasion. Ah hell we all should Why did you land downwind? The winds were blowing the wrong way........Seb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites hooked 0 #11 February 4, 2002 HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I love to read first jump stories! Thanks.J Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SpeedRacer 1 #12 February 4, 2002 Happy biffday!(Well, that's the way most people do their first landings!)Speed Racer"Fill your hand, you son-of-a-bitch!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybytch 273 #13 February 4, 2002 QuoteYou should go treat yourself to a skydive for the occasion. Ah hell we all shouldOh I agree wholeheartedly! You all really should treat me to a skydive for the occasion! *giggle smirk* Thanks to all of you for the kind words.... and thanks for not singing Andrea! Really! pull and flare,lisa--What would Scooby Doo? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites harro 0 #14 February 5, 2002 What a great read!Happy Sky Birfday!!!!Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly, freesex Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Zennie 0 #15 February 5, 2002 Happy skybirthday to you! Happy skybirthday to you!Happy skybiiiirrrrthday miz skybzatch!Happy skybirthday to yoooouuuuuu!!!!And many more..... "Zero Tolerance: the politically correct term for zero thought, zero common sense." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites pol0grl19 0 #16 February 5, 2002 Happy Sky Birthday Lisa!!!!!!!!!!Hope you have a great B-day and many more!!!How high? So high that I can kiss the sky! :)Ale Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lazerq3 0 #17 February 5, 2002 [while slapping her ass] Are ya 1 are ya 2 are ya 3 are ya 4 are ya 5 are ya 6...............[while slapping her ass] HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!jason Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkymonkeyONE 4 #18 February 5, 2002 Congratulations Lisa!10 February (Sunday) will be my 21st anniversary in the sport. I don't want to hear any wise cracks from the peanut gallery about being "old" either! ChuckMy webpage HERE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lazerq3 0 #19 February 5, 2002 Hey chuck...they said leonardo devici (sp) created the first know chute that was similar in design to the rounds that were jumped but they say there is records of it being tested........so my question is...........did it fly Ok for ya...................!!!!!!!! DOH!!!!!!!!!Sorry man!!!! had to throw that in !!!!jason Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jessica 0 #20 February 5, 2002 QuoteI don't want to hear any wise cracks from the peanut gallery about being "old" either!No "wise" cracks? Okay....[Butthead voice]You're like, old or something.[/Butthead voice]Walk a mile in your enemy's shoes. Then you're a mile away and have his shoes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Shark 0 #21 February 5, 2002 Happy Sky BDay!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Snowbird 0 #22 February 5, 2002 Happy happy, and many more! Well told story.QuoteI still get butterflies whenever I read first jump stories, it reminds me of how freaked out I was sitting in the door the first time...Butterflies and shakes and chills and the sudden urgent need to find a toilet and dry mouth and heart racing fear and... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GeordieSkydiver 0 #23 February 4, 2005 Happy birthday, that story gave me goosebumps.Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites QuickDraw 0 #24 February 4, 2005 All things considered, would you do it again ? Happy sky birthday Lisa, I think that hook fits you just fine girl. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ladyskydiver 0 #25 February 4, 2005 Happy SkyBirthday, Lisa! Here's a or two to celebrate. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. 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freeflir29 0 #3 February 4, 2002 Happy Birthday Lisa!! May you have many more....."Houston? That place is full of Crack heads and debutantes."- Hank HillClay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingMarc 0 #4 February 4, 2002 Happy sky birthday Lisa... great story! I still get butterflies whenever I read first jump stories, it reminds me of how freaked out I was sitting in the door the first time...Marc Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scottbre 0 #5 February 4, 2002 Hippo Birdie two ewe....Oh wait, that should be for clay. "Let the rabbits wear glasses. . . " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #6 February 4, 2002 Yeeha. Walk a mile in your enemy's shoes. Then you're a mile away and have his shoes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyDekker 1,465 #7 February 4, 2002 Happy Sky b'day, great story to read....SkyDekker"We cannot do great things, only small things with great love" Mother Theresa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hisgoofyness 0 #8 February 4, 2002 hear heargreat read... thankshisgoofynessits a bird, its a plane, no wait, its one goofy s.o.b. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #9 February 4, 2002 Happy Birthday, Lisa!You'll thank me for not calling up and singing to you! AndreaThe brave may not live forever, but the timid may not live at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #10 February 4, 2002 Happy B-day Lisa.........You should go treat yourself to a skydive for the occasion. Ah hell we all should Why did you land downwind? The winds were blowing the wrong way........Seb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hooked 0 #11 February 4, 2002 HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I love to read first jump stories! Thanks.J Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #12 February 4, 2002 Happy biffday!(Well, that's the way most people do their first landings!)Speed Racer"Fill your hand, you son-of-a-bitch!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #13 February 4, 2002 QuoteYou should go treat yourself to a skydive for the occasion. Ah hell we all shouldOh I agree wholeheartedly! You all really should treat me to a skydive for the occasion! *giggle smirk* Thanks to all of you for the kind words.... and thanks for not singing Andrea! Really! pull and flare,lisa--What would Scooby Doo? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harro 0 #14 February 5, 2002 What a great read!Happy Sky Birfday!!!!Freemind, freesky, freebeer, freefly, freesex Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zennie 0 #15 February 5, 2002 Happy skybirthday to you! Happy skybirthday to you!Happy skybiiiirrrrthday miz skybzatch!Happy skybirthday to yoooouuuuuu!!!!And many more..... "Zero Tolerance: the politically correct term for zero thought, zero common sense." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pol0grl19 0 #16 February 5, 2002 Happy Sky Birthday Lisa!!!!!!!!!!Hope you have a great B-day and many more!!!How high? So high that I can kiss the sky! :)Ale Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazerq3 0 #17 February 5, 2002 [while slapping her ass] Are ya 1 are ya 2 are ya 3 are ya 4 are ya 5 are ya 6...............[while slapping her ass] HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!jason Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 4 #18 February 5, 2002 Congratulations Lisa!10 February (Sunday) will be my 21st anniversary in the sport. I don't want to hear any wise cracks from the peanut gallery about being "old" either! ChuckMy webpage HERE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazerq3 0 #19 February 5, 2002 Hey chuck...they said leonardo devici (sp) created the first know chute that was similar in design to the rounds that were jumped but they say there is records of it being tested........so my question is...........did it fly Ok for ya...................!!!!!!!! DOH!!!!!!!!!Sorry man!!!! had to throw that in !!!!jason Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #20 February 5, 2002 QuoteI don't want to hear any wise cracks from the peanut gallery about being "old" either!No "wise" cracks? Okay....[Butthead voice]You're like, old or something.[/Butthead voice]Walk a mile in your enemy's shoes. Then you're a mile away and have his shoes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shark 0 #21 February 5, 2002 Happy Sky BDay!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowbird 0 #22 February 5, 2002 Happy happy, and many more! Well told story.QuoteI still get butterflies whenever I read first jump stories, it reminds me of how freaked out I was sitting in the door the first time...Butterflies and shakes and chills and the sudden urgent need to find a toilet and dry mouth and heart racing fear and... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GeordieSkydiver 0 #23 February 4, 2005 Happy birthday, that story gave me goosebumps.Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #24 February 4, 2005 All things considered, would you do it again ? Happy sky birthday Lisa, I think that hook fits you just fine girl. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #25 February 4, 2005 Happy SkyBirthday, Lisa! Here's a or two to celebrate. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites