shah269 0 #1 June 20, 2012 Turtles fossilised in sex embrace http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-18495102Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #2 June 20, 2012 love you loooong timescissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #3 June 20, 2012 You got wood? No baby I got stone!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,106 #4 June 20, 2012 Meh! These are LIVE, GIANT tortoises. Taken last December in the Galapagos.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeJD 0 #5 June 21, 2012 Quote Meh! These are LIVE, GIANT tortoises. Taken last December in the Galapagos. Ooh, ooh, I know a poem about tortoises getting it on... ...Male tortoise, cleaving behind the hovel-wall of that dense female, Mounted and tense, spread-eagle, out-reaching out of the shell In tortoise-nakedness, Long neck, and long vulnerable limbs extruded, spread-eagle over her house-roof, And the deep, secret, all-penetrating tail curved beneath her walls, Reaching and gripping tense, more reaching anguish in uttermost tension Till suddenly, in the spasm of coition, tupping like a jerking leap, and oh! Opening its clenched face from his outstretched neck And giving that fragile yell, that scream, Super-audible, From his pink, cleft, old-man's mouth, Giving up the ghost, Or screaming in Pentecost, receiving the ghost.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
