shah269 0 #1 May 29, 2012 Well and to think you were not cool enough for the Broth! Well here is why we needed! Apparently video games and porn are bad! http://startingpoint.blogs.cnn.com/2012/05/25/the-demise-of-guys-are-video-games-and-pornography-ruining-americas-young-men/ Ladies sit back and listen to Master Shah for like 30 seconds. I'm going to hand out some wisdome ok and feel free to pass it on to your friends and their friends. Because this will blow your mind! 1) Fire......HOT! Yeah it's like hot and stuff and it will burn your fingers! 2) Water.....WET! Yeah slippery when wet and what not and you may drown in it if you don't know how to swim. 3) Ice....it's the frozen form of water so its like cold and stuff and you can use it to chill drinks. 4) Men...HORNY! Good freaking god how hard is that for you to understand! Do you know when you get all giddy and happy and downright bat shit crazy when shoe shops have 15 pairs and get one free! Yeah well that's how we men are around nice perky boobies! Hell even some of us are like that around any kind of boobies! Fuzzy or otherwise! And you know how you have to have 50 pairs of shoes just because you get bored with your shoes as fast I get bored talking to engineering girls? Yeah well that's how many men are with boobies. We just want lots of them! And we want to see even more of them! For the love of shit! I should write a book about this and go on peaking tours! No wonder my therapist paid cash for her E class! Oh and one more thing...if i ever hear another woman say QuoteWhere have all the good men gone? after dumping her nice boyfriend and then dating a tool for 6 months and then being dumped by him i'm going to start drop kicking flaming kittens!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #2 May 29, 2012 He's baaaaaaaaccccccckkkkkkkkkkkBry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #3 May 29, 2012 Bro where were you! You didn't Bro the Broth! And now look! LOOK AT THIS! Video games + Porn = Some sort of sex crazed horrible horrible man....Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #4 May 29, 2012 Must have been lost somewhere in the great blueHell. I'm not even sure what this thread is about Bry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #5 May 29, 2012 Apparently we men are some sort of sex crazed animal that should be "educated"Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #6 May 29, 2012 We may need "educated" but the real question is, can we be "educated"Bry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #7 May 29, 2012 I'm sorry I was looking at porn and playing Halo 3 and dry humping my chair! Did you say something?Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #8 May 29, 2012 Not a thing, not a thing...Carry on with your..ummm business...Bry -------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #9 May 29, 2012 It really is too bad that no one has designed a fuckibng ball gag for some peoples fingers!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #10 May 29, 2012 For real! I mean did you see they wrote an E book about this! I mean really! Who would buy that!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #11 May 29, 2012 Quote It really is too bad that no one has designed a fuckibng ball gag for some peoples fingers!!!! Bry-------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #12 May 30, 2012 Hey I'm just pissed my Browth thread was taken out back and shot Engineering ladies do hate it when you start shining light into their little worlds.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 855 #13 May 30, 2012 You ARE aware that you can be banned for bitching about how mods manage the site, right? WTF happened to your spell check anyway? Seems you're the only one here incapable of seeing a red underline in your browser window. Paneful aktually. Verry. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #14 May 30, 2012 Quote You ARE aware that you can be banned for bitching about how mods manage the site, right? . Don't tease us..... I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #15 May 30, 2012 You know what's over rated? Spell check! Now if you don't mind I'm going to go off and play GTP Grand Theft Porn You are Ron J and you are running around convincing young women to go into porn! Wait a min the E book was right! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #16 May 30, 2012 Quote You know what's over rated? Spell check! Now if you don't mind I'm going to go off and play GTP Grand Theft Porn You are Ron J and you are running around convincing young women to go into porn! Wait a min the E book was right! Jerkin the Gerkin at work? Bad form dude, bad form.I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
