iluvtofly 0 #1 May 29, 2012 So after my own personal experience this weekend, that ended with a text from someone saying, "I don't think they even make Hallmark cards for my kind of asshole-ness", and a convo with missbrz, we've decided that we could make a fortune selling boogie appropriate Hallmark cards. Here is the short list of situations we have compiled from personal experience or witnessing at boogies.... "Sorry I pissed in your (insert location here)" "Sorry I humped your tent to death" (Sadly we have seen the same person do this to multiple tents, the kicker is, he was on the outside of the tent just trying to freak out the people on the inside.) "Sorry I randomly passed out next to you in your tent." What other ones can you come up with? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #2 May 29, 2012 I've never been to a boogie. Really curious what events lead to the comment you quote.I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #3 May 29, 2012 "Sorry you had to drag my drunk ass to my tent." "Sorry you saw my ass." or for some of the more attractive boogie goers... "Sorry you missed seeing my ass." "Sorry I indirectly contributed to you getting a concussion last night" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #4 May 29, 2012 Quote I've never been to a boogie. Really curious what events lead to the comment you quote. Short answer....alcohol....lots and lots of alcohol. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #5 May 29, 2012 "Sorry I puked in your cooler...." "Thanks so much for the romp with your girlfriend..." ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #6 May 29, 2012 I remember walking across the LZ (where hangglider pilots hang out) one morning after a Halloween party. It looked like Jonestown the morning after...bodies everywhere. As I approached a pickup truck, a young lady in half-dressed mode popped up out of the bed and looked about in panick. I said in a calm, clear voice, "It's ok. You're fine. It's only 6:30. Go back to sleep." She looked relieved as she laid back down. I'm guessing boogies are similar.I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #7 May 29, 2012 VERY much so. also for the list: "I'm sorry I woke you way before the jumping started." "I'm sorry I didn't wake you when the jumping started." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #8 May 29, 2012 Nice ones! "Sorry I stole you cooler full of beer and liquor, took it to the bonfire and told everyone to help themselves." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #9 May 29, 2012 "Sorry if our trance music kept you up all night before your 6:00 a.m. balloon jump." Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #10 May 29, 2012 Quote "Sorry if our trance music kept you up all night before your 6:00 a.m. balloon jump." Don "Sorry you were dumb enough to schedule a 6 a.m. balloon jump." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 845 #11 May 29, 2012 I remember hearing one at a boogie in Florida years ago. "Sorry I walked in on you and my wife." Yea. Boogies. Yayy. Only sometimes not so much. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #12 May 29, 2012 Quote I remember hearing one at a boogie in Florida years ago. "Sorry I walked in on you and my wife." Yea. Boogies. Yayy. Only sometimes not so much. NO TURNING MY FUN THREAD INTO A DOWNER! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #13 May 29, 2012 "Sorry I was such a downer last night." "Sorry I threw up on you last night." "Sorry I encouraged you to do stupid things." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #14 May 29, 2012 "Sorry I chased you in your corset with a hook knife last night." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrubin 0 #15 May 29, 2012 Quote "Sorry you had to drag my drunk ass to my tent." "Sorry you saw my ass." or for some of the more attractive boogie goers... "Sorry you missed seeing my ass." You could also make them thank you cards. "Thanks for dragging my drunk ass to my tent." "Thanks for showing me your ass.""I fly because it releases my mind from the tyranny of petty things." - Antoine de Saint-Exupery Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #16 May 29, 2012 "Sorry I walked in on you and your RealDoll." "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #17 May 29, 2012 "I'm REALLY sorry I was a pain in the ass last night...I was drunk & I thought you were a girl" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #19 May 29, 2012 Quote poor Ralf. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #20 May 29, 2012 Hey dont all have to be "sorry" cards... There is always the Thank You card.. Thank you guys for the awesome 4 way!! She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #21 May 29, 2012 Quote Thank you guys for the awesome 4 way!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrubin 0 #22 May 29, 2012 Quote Thank you guys for the awesome 4 way!! And the inside could read: "The skydives were fun too.""I fly because it releases my mind from the tyranny of petty things." - Antoine de Saint-Exupery Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #23 May 29, 2012 "Sorry we stole/broke your golf cart." "Thanks for the Jello shots" "Thanks for not hiding my clothes." "Thanks for keeping me awake when I might have had a concussion." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 845 #24 May 29, 2012 "Thanks for the bounce house jump!" "Thanks for the bounce house jump!" "Thanks for the bounce house jump!" "Thanks for the bounce house jump!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #25 May 29, 2012 "Thanks for not letting me end up in the ER last night." "Thanks for making sure I slept in my own tent last night." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
