hcsvader 1 #51 May 30, 2012 "thanks for tying the car battery to my nuts" "thanks for nailing my nuts to the fooz table" "sorry about all the blood"Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #52 May 30, 2012 Quote "thanks for tying the car battery to my nuts" "thanks for nailing my nuts to the fooz table" "sorry about all the blood" ... i'm not sure the first two sound like they should be "thanks" can you send "you're an ass because..." cards? like "you're an ass for using the electric 8 way paddles on my boobs" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #53 May 30, 2012 "I'm sorry! I didn't even know you had a daughter!" "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hcsvader 1 #54 May 30, 2012 "sorry for not telling you someone else was sleeping with me tonight"Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hcsvader 1 #55 May 30, 2012 Quote Quote "thanks for tying the car battery to my nuts" "thanks for nailing my nuts to the fooz table" "sorry about all the blood" ... i'm not sure the first two sound like they should be "thanks" They were definitely "thanks" i was having trouble doing it myself and needed a hand. Another "thanks" would be "thanks for not putting the video on YouTube.Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #56 May 30, 2012 "I'm sorry for driving your Land Rover into the pond." "Please accept my apology for the $800 that floated away out of your land rover into the pond." "Sorry about my friend tagging your wife." He could use all three of them, right?My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #57 May 30, 2012 Thanks for putting me in tears at work. All my co-workers now think I'm nuts. (Although they probably already thought that. The odd looks are just getting more numerous.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 333 #58 May 30, 2012 "Sorry that you didn't know -- just because you slept with me Saturday night didn't mean I would skydive with you on Sunday." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nigel99 568 #59 May 30, 2012 Quote Quote Quote "thanks for tying the car battery to my nuts" "thanks for nailing my nuts to the fooz table" "sorry about all the blood" ... i'm not sure the first two sound like they should be "thanks" They were definitely "thanks" i was having trouble doing it myself and needed a hand. Another "thanks" would be "thanks for not putting the video on YouTube. Earlier this week someone posted on fb "thanks for not posting pics from last night" I really need to ask her what the pics showed!!Experienced jumper - someone who has made mistakes more often than I have and lived. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
