rehmwa 2 #26 April 6, 2011 Confidence, intensity, playfulness ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TriGirl 333 #27 April 6, 2011 QuoteBeing there. I saw a comparison some time ago. I don't remember the exact details of the first part, but the second part I remember quite well: how to turn on a woman: respect her listen to her cook her dinner caress her kiss her laugh with her compliment her cuddle with her bring her flowers (you get the gist) how to turn on a man: show up naked. bring beer.See the upside, and always wear your parachute! -- Christopher Titus Shut Up & Jump! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ManagingPrime 0 #28 April 6, 2011 A strong mind and libido...everything else works itself out from there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #30 April 6, 2011 Quote A strong mind and libido...everything else works itself out from there. +1! And being kinky! Nothing worse than so so sex. Be kinky have fun! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #31 April 6, 2011 Quote Quote Note to self go to Brazil. The men must be good if the girls are... They come in 2nd. See chart at bottom of page: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1216621/German-men-worlds-worst-lovers-lazy-English-come-second-battle-sheets.html Shame they don't say what makes the top ten the best!!"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-ftp- 0 #32 April 6, 2011 watch a porn, and do what they do. Guys won't tell you, but thats what they want you to do as shallow as it sounds. The dirtier you are in bed, the better. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #33 April 6, 2011 Quote watch a porn, and do what they do. Guys won't tell you, but thats what they want you to do as shallow as it sounds. The dirtier you are in bed, the better. LOL! you might want to qualify the type of porn. I've seen some pretty strange porn & I'm pretty sure a guy would run like hell if I tried it...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #34 April 6, 2011 Quote watch a porn, and do what they do. Guys won't tell you, but thats what they want you to do as shallow as it sounds. The dirtier you are in bed, the better. So a guy wants me to stare vacantly at the camera and fake my orgasms? "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #35 April 6, 2011 Quote So a guy wants me to stare vacantly at the camera and fake my orgasms? Humm...yes bring a camera! And no we will not share the photos! Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyMarko 1 #36 April 6, 2011 Quote Quote So a guy wants me to stare vacantly at the camera and fake my orgasms? Humm...yes bring a camera! And no we will not share the photos! Speaking of sharing photos, my teacher told us a story of one of his students attaching the wrong document to his emailed assignment. Turns out it was a photo of him and his gf having sex instead of his midterm essay. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #37 April 6, 2011 Quote Speaking of sharing photos, my teacher told us a story of one of his students attaching the wrong document to his emailed assignment. Turns out it was a photo of him and his gf having sex instead of his midterm essay. When I was in business school we were doing a late-night team meeting for a case competition to some execs for a big consulting company. I started printing on one of the team room printers ... and happened to flip the paper over. Someone had printed some nekkid pics (didn't appear to be anyone we knew - just random shots from the internet) on one side of the paper and put it back in the printer tray so that whoever printed would print on the other side. Fortunately I noticed that something didn't look right on the printout. We never did come to agreement on whether actually turning those in would have helped or hurt our chances at winning the comp."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-ftp- 0 #38 April 6, 2011 Quote Quote watch a porn, and do what they do. Guys won't tell you, but thats what they want you to do as shallow as it sounds. The dirtier you are in bed, the better. So a guy wants me to stare vacantly at the camera and fake my orgasms? you got it! Just don't tell us youre faking, it kinds ruins it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-ftp- 0 #39 April 6, 2011 Quote Quote watch a porn, and do what they do. Guys won't tell you, but thats what they want you to do as shallow as it sounds. The dirtier you are in bed, the better. LOL! you might want to qualify the type of porn. I've seen some pretty strange porn & I'm pretty sure a guy would run like hell if I tried it...... try me, I might suprise you Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #40 April 6, 2011 -Speak a foreign language. Fucked a french chick @ eloy once, and having her talk in french during sex was excellent. She could have been calling me the worst lay she ever had, but it was still hot. /her body language told me that wasn't what she was saying //note to self, learn French. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #41 April 6, 2011 Quote Quote Quote watch a porn, and do what they do. Guys won't tell you, but thats what they want you to do as shallow as it sounds. The dirtier you are in bed, the better. LOL! you might want to qualify the type of porn. I've seen some pretty strange porn & I'm pretty sure a guy would run like hell if I tried it...... try me, I might suprise you you're into pterodactyls? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,073 #42 April 6, 2011 >>Inviting her sister. >Inviting her GF. Overrated. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #43 April 6, 2011 Quote >>Inviting her sister. >Inviting her GF. Overrated. OK, then: Inviting her identical twin sister and her GF."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #44 April 6, 2011 Quote Quote >>Inviting her sister. >Inviting her GF. Overrated. OK, then: Inviting her identical twin sister and her GF. So I have good friends who are identical twins and they made me realize just how creepy the "invite your sister" request is ... you're essentially encouraging incest. Ew."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #45 April 6, 2011 We're talking about male fantasies; Of course they're creepy! "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #46 April 6, 2011 Quote Quote Quote >>Inviting her sister. >Inviting her GF. Overrated. OK, then: Inviting her identical twin sister and her GF. So I have good friends who are identical twins and they made me realize just how creepy the "invite your sister" request is ... you're essentially encouraging incest. Ew. No, they wont be having sex with each other... just sharing the guy."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #47 April 6, 2011 Not laughing when we get naked is a start. Not to sound like a woman, but trustDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jrmrangers 0 #48 April 6, 2011 when they dont ask for cash when your done Wait , I pull what first? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,073 #49 April 6, 2011 >Inviting her identical twin sister and her GF. Like I said, overrated. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #50 April 6, 2011 Quote >Inviting her identical twin sister and her GF. Like I said, overrated. Hey!Don't discourage those of us who are still trying to attain a goal you've already reached."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
