Liemberg 0 #51 April 6, 2011 Quote LOL! you might want to qualify the type of porn. If I may suggest a cinematographic masterpiece here: http://youtu.be/vKGK2fplV_w "Whoever in discussion adduces authority uses not intellect but memory." - Leonardo da Vinci A thousand words... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,070 #52 April 6, 2011 >Don't discourage those of us who are still trying to attain a goal you've already reached. Sorry, I would not try to discourage someone from reaching such a lofty goal. But consider this: With one woman you have two relationships to deal with. Her relationship with you and your relationship with her. This can get complicated, of course, because those two are rarely similar. But it usually works. Now consider two women. Now there are SIX relationships to manage. (And not that this would ever happen, but if a friend of yours ends up dating one of the twins - now it's twelve relationships.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #53 April 6, 2011 Quote Quote LOL! you might want to qualify the type of porn. If I may suggest a cinematographic masterpiece here: http://youtu.be/vKGK2fplV_w Why do we need English subtitles for English speech?Ah! For Billy, of course!"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #54 April 7, 2011 Quote Most important, don't listen to a fucking thing Shah has to say. He is socially crippled Still? Several months away from this place and not a thing has changed. I had hoped you guys got to help the poor thing O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
david3 0 #55 April 7, 2011 Quote>Inviting her identical twin sister and her GF. Like I said, overrated. Bill, you’re doing it wrong. If there aren’t two of them, who is going to make me a sandwich while I’m in bed with the other one? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bertt 0 #56 April 7, 2011 EnthusiasmYou don't have to outrun the bear. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #57 April 7, 2011 Quote Quote You and Shah need to get a room. He's not my type. I'm not under a size 8, wish to have children, and no B.S. And I don't go for guys. Scary Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #58 April 7, 2011 Quote Quote Quote You and Shah need to get a room. He's not my type. I'm not under a size 8, wish to have children, and no B.S. And I don't go for guys. Scary Look who's talking! "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herky 0 #59 April 7, 2011 Quote Quote Quote LOL! you might want to qualify the type of porn. I've seen some pretty strange porn & I'm pretty sure a guy would run like hell if I tried it...... try me, I might suprise you you're into pterodactyls? lol, I've seen that one too =) Search "swap.avi" on encylopediadramatica.com. Supposed to be worst nastiest porn movie ever made. Movie isn't on there but a description and slide show of screen shots is. And yeah, if a girl tried that one on me I would have to burn my house down to kill the memories. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,106 #60 April 7, 2011 Quote. I do.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NealFitz 0 #61 April 7, 2011 the fact that she is in my bed!!! any thing else is a bonus Dudeist Skydiver #170 You do not need a parachute to skydive, you only need one to skydive again Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cheach 0 #62 April 7, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote So it was brought up in one of Shah's threads: What makes a girl good in bed? And not just physical differences, but things the girl actually DOES. Inviting her sister. Inviting her GF. Picking up a girl at the bar to bring home to me. oh REALLY?I woke up next to a blowup doll Ash....so what do you think? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #63 April 7, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote So it was brought up in one of Shah's threads: What makes a girl good in bed? And not just physical differences, but things the girl actually DOES. Inviting her sister. Inviting her GF. Picking up a girl at the bar to bring home to me. oh REALLY? "I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cheach 0 #64 April 7, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote So it was brought up in one of Shah's threads: What makes a girl good in bed? And not just physical differences, but things the girl actually DOES. Inviting her sister. Inviting her GF. Picking up a girl at the bar to bring home to me. oh REALLY? I woke up next to a blowup doll Ash....so what do you think? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meso 38 #65 April 7, 2011 Whether or not it's my bed she's in. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #66 April 7, 2011 If you're talking about purely physical, damaged self esteem, relationship issues, and sociopathic tendencies. Unfortunately, those traits also make them impossible to live with.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #67 April 7, 2011 Hahahahaa!!! So fucking true. And at my age maybe some daddy issues. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #68 April 7, 2011 'daddy issues' is what I typed before I went with 'relationship'. I didn't want people to think I was pigeonholing strippers. But it does leave them with a 'no limits' approach to pleasing men that can be ...interesting...in the short term.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #69 April 7, 2011 QuoteIf you're talking about purely physical, damaged self esteem, relationship issues, and sociopathic tendencies. Unfortunately, those traits also make them impossible to live with. Live with??? You are forgetting the best trait - when she leaves in the morning. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missbrz 0 #70 April 7, 2011 Quote Quote If you're talking about purely physical, damaged self esteem, relationship issues, and sociopathic tendencies. Unfortunately, those traits also make them impossible to live with. Live with??? You are forgetting the best trait - when she leaves in the morning. morning? wow arent you a clingy one Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #71 April 7, 2011 Remember, no matter how cute they are, some one somewhere has just about had enough of their shit (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #72 April 7, 2011 Quote Quote Quote If you're talking about purely physical, damaged self esteem, relationship issues, and sociopathic tendencies. Unfortunately, those traits also make them impossible to live with. Live with??? You are forgetting the best trait - when she leaves in the morning. morning? wow arent you a clingy one Hey, if it was good the night before, we sometimes like a second helping in the morning!"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #73 April 7, 2011 Quote Hey, if it was good the night before, we sometimes like a second helping in the morning! OR a third! Some of us are ready go to on the hour every hour!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #74 April 7, 2011 Quote Quote Quote Quote If you're talking about purely physical, damaged self esteem, relationship issues, and sociopathic tendencies. Unfortunately, those traits also make them impossible to live with. Live with??? You are forgetting the best trait - when she leaves in the morning. morning? wow arent you a clingy one Hey, if it was good the night before, we sometimes like a second helping in the morning! Yeah, morning is if it is good. If it's not, I hope you have your own cab money. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #75 April 7, 2011 Rohypnol !!!!! (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
