1969912 0 #1 April 23, 2012 ThumpThump. Feel kinda weird about it. Hope the fucker died quickly and with no pain. "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #2 April 23, 2012 Was this him?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #3 April 23, 2012 Scary stuff. "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #4 April 23, 2012 Did he run most of the way across the road, then stop, look at you, then turn and try to make it back to where he came from? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 60 #5 April 23, 2012 Don't feel so bad. When my daughter was 17, she ran over the Easter Bunny. She was devastated. Her first road kill, and it was on Easter morning Yours was just a slap in the face of all who care about the planet lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #6 April 23, 2012 Quote Did he run most of the way across the road, then stop, look at you, then turn and try to make it back to where he came from? They always do that shit. They are one of the stupidest motherfuckers ever when it comes to deciding what to do in front of an oncoming death mobile. I have run over my fair share over the years. You know that insurance commercial where the squirrel runs out in the road and stops, and the driver swerves to avoid and crashes? Then its buddy comes up and they do the fist bump? Yeah, ain't happening with me. I'll slow and brake if I can do so safely, but I aint swerving for no goddamn squirrel."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #7 April 23, 2012 I don't think deer are as smart as squirrels, and they do a lot more damage. Term: Deer Definition: The brain of a rabbit in the body of a small horse."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #8 April 23, 2012 You will ALL Suffer the Wrath of FOAMY, you bastards You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #9 April 23, 2012 Morning sun was in my eyes and the road was dark from building shadows, so I didn't see it until I was about five feet from it. It was kind of running in circles in the middle of the road, and may have been hit or spooked by a granny bus ahead of me. "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rifleman 70 #10 April 23, 2012 Quote Quote Did he run most of the way across the road, then stop, look at you, then turn and try to make it back to where he came from? They always do that shit. They are one of the stupidest motherfuckers ever when it comes to deciding what to do in front of an oncoming death mobile. I have run over my fair share over the years. You know that insurance commercial where the squirrel runs out in the road and stops, and the driver swerves to avoid and crashes? Then its buddy comes up and they do the fist bump? Yeah, ain't happening with me. I'll slow and brake if I can do so safely, but I aint swerving for no goddamn squirrel. The thing is they used a squirrel to promote road safety to children in the UK during the 70's, which given the number of dead squirrels by the roadside, never struck me as a good idea.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BrivBSv20YAtheism is a Non-Prophet Organisation Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #11 April 23, 2012 Quote You will ALL Suffer the Wrath of FOAMY, you bastards We usually try to stay away from foamy squirrels around here. I heard the shots are pretty painful. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
obelixtim 150 #12 April 23, 2012 I hope you took it home and cooked it...fresh road kill shouldn't be wasted. If you kill it you gotta eat it...thats what earth day is all about isn't it?. You could even make a hat out of the skin...Dan'l Boone style....My computer beat me at chess, It was no match for me at kickboxing.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #13 April 24, 2012 QuoteI don't think deer are as smart as squirrels, and they do a lot more damage. Term: Deer Definition: The brain of a rabbit in the body of a small horse. Sometimes deer are unpredictable. Sometimes they shoot out from nowhere right in front of you. I had one hit me one time. Got lost out in the woods, noticed a young one trying to angle across the road. I wasn't going to have enough time to stop so I gunned the gas and it whanged off my driver's side. Left a head-sized dent in the front quarter panel. Better that than fucking up my front end/tripping the air bag. I've had 3 near misses as well."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #14 April 24, 2012 Quote I hope you took it home and cooked it...fresh road kill shouldn't be wasted. I hit a deer just outside of Mora, New Mexico one time and it involved three clouds of tire smoke. 1. Me slamming on the brakes 2. A pickup truck with two guys in it coming the other way slamming on his brakes. 3. The pickup truck burning rubber as it was leaving with the deer in the bed. Tue story My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeJD 0 #15 April 24, 2012 Quote Don't feel so bad. When my daughter was 17, she ran over the Easter Bunny. She was devastated. Her first road kill, and it was on Easter morning. The only time I've seen a wild badger was just before I ran over it with my car. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #16 April 24, 2012 Quote 3. The pickup truck burning rubber as it was leaving with the deer in the bed. I think someone stole your kill. That's a hangin' offense right there.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #17 April 24, 2012 Quote Quote 3. The pickup truck burning rubber as it was leaving with the deer in the bed. I think someone stole your kill. That's a hangin' offense right there. Deer rustlin' brings in mo' dough though, Joe.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
