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omg is this working?! I CAN TROLL AT WORK AGAIN!!!


HAHAHAHAH

Glorioud day my friends, they blocked EVERYTHING else but somehow unblocked DZ.com!
Sex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely.

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take off your cloths, both of you, and come into my sandbox. wait scratch that...let me into your sandbox.
Sex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely.

DPH# "-13"
TSK# "-13"

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.....it adds texture?

whats a screaming seagull?
Sex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely.

DPH# "-13"
TSK# "-13"

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What's with the crotch shot in your avatar?

Is it subliminal braggin' ...or complaining?? :ph34r:



just like to keep my arms (and legs) open to my friends. :) carebears taught me to share myself
Sex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely.

DPH# "-13"
TSK# "-13"

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a screaming sea gull is a horribly mean sexual move. Worse than the Peter Parker even. It's when you're having sex on the beach (the action not the drink) with a girl & when she's not looking dip your junk in the sand. She'll start screaming like a seagull shortly after :D:D

but seriously dont ever do that. horrible thing B|[:/]:|

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reminds me of how the VC used to put razor blades in their twats to cut up GI peniseses
Sex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely.

DPH# "-13"
TSK# "-13"

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reminds me of how the VC used to put razor blades in their twats to cut up GI peniseses



I can believe the screaming seagull.:S Some dudes are what they are>:(

OTOH the story about the Viet Cong doesn't make any sense. Except pro's are pro's and they have to do a volume business.

Where do you think Herpes came from? G.I.'s coming back to the mama with the crud. [:/]I don't think it was a commie plot or the G.I.s did it on purpose.

R.

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doesn't make sense to me either, i'm just repeating what i heard :) spreading rumors like VD and all that.

actually i think it was in a movie.
Sex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely.

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yay!!! play with me! :)



and me!


I play nice. :)

and if I don't, you can trade me shirts.:ph34r:


That was hysterical! It always amazes me how much restaurants will put up with when skydivers have taken over. I'm still waiting for the day we get kicked out of one!

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I play nice. :)

and if I don't, you can trade me shirts.:ph34r:




been there done that...got the shirt:P


FIFY :ph34r:


Nuh uh... We traded back again.:D
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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That was hysterical! It always amazes me how much restaurants will put up with when skydivers have taken over. I'm still waiting for the day we get kicked out of one!



I'm not! I never want to be kicked out! I've got a great track record going of not getting kicked out and intend to keep it that way. :P

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That was hysterical! It always amazes me how much restaurants will put up with when skydivers have taken over. I'm still waiting for the day we get kicked out of one!



I'm not! I never want to be kicked out! I've got a great track record going of not getting kicked out and intend to keep it that way. :P


After doing kilted handstands, t-shirt swaps, and cursing like a drunken scottsman, we still didn't get kicked out. I'm fairly certain we'd be able to do anything less than having a skydiver orgy on their tables without getting kicked outta that place.:D
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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After doing kilted handstands, t-shirt swaps, and cursing like a drunken scottsman, we still didn't get kicked out. I'm fairly certain we'd be able to do anything less than having a skydiver orgy on their tables without getting kicked outta that place.:D



:D:D:D

I smell a challenge...

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After doing kilted handstands, t-shirt swaps, and cursing like a drunken scottsman, we still didn't get kicked out. I'm fairly certain we'd be able to do anything less than having a skydiver orgy on their tables without getting kicked outta that place.:D



:D:D:D

I smell a challenge...


Who can get kicked out first, who can get away with the most crap, or who can do the dirtiest stuff without gettin' kicked out?
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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After doing kilted handstands, t-shirt swaps, and cursing like a drunken scottsman, we still didn't get kicked out. I'm fairly certain we'd be able to do anything less than having a skydiver orgy on their tables without getting kicked outta that place.:D



:D:D:D

I smell a challenge...


Who can get kicked out first, who can get away with the most crap, or who can do the dirtiest stuff without gettin' kicked out?


Well it's obviously not the first one. I have an excellent standard of NOT getting kicked out & intend to keep it that way. I'm going to go with option B or 3.

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Who can get kicked out first, who can get away with the most crap, or who can do the dirtiest stuff without gettin' kicked out?



Well it's obviously not the first one. I have an excellent standard of NOT getting kicked out & intend to keep it that way. I'm going to go with option B or 3.


Well that's not fair, Gonzo IS a Boob but you HAVE BOOBS, Boobs excuse WAY more than balls excuse.
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
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How's yours doing?

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Well that's not fair, Gonzo IS a Boob but you HAVE BOOBS, Boobs excuse WAY more than balls excuse.



:D:D:D

Nobody said it was going to be a FAIR contest. That's just silly :P We all know I would win, but that's not the point. DOING the stupid things is the point.

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