piisfish 140 #26 March 23, 2012 Quote No humans (or animals) were hurt in the production of this thread. that is because you don't know how much it hurts not to get the blowjob...scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,523 #27 March 23, 2012 Some guys do note the early "milestones." I've mentioned 1, 3 and 6 month "anniversaries" of first date, first kiss or first night together. Not a big deal, just something like "It doesn't seem like it's been a month today." It has gotten responses ranging from "who cares" to "wow, I didn't realize it and it's nice that you did" to "I know. I was thinking about it, but wasn't sure if I should say anything." And if I get hollered at for trying to be nice, especially if I know I didn't do anything wrong and she is just venting because she feels miserable than I have been known to get flowers or something. It's just to say "I know you feel lilke crap and I hope you feel better soon, I hope this helps." Tell him you're sorry you lashed out and that the flowers were very nice. If you yelled and you apologize then I'll bet very heavily that he will accept. I would."There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #28 March 23, 2012 I'm going to STFU and STFD on this one.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #29 March 24, 2012 QuoteI'm going to STFU and STFD on this one. no you are going to be your usual antagonistic self. other wise you would not have posted anything.You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BobMoore 0 #30 March 24, 2012 I've read all 29 posts and think nobody has come up with a proper explanation for the huge amound of roses presented to you. The "one month anniversary" is just a coincidence. Your blowing up at him caught him totally by suprise, which is usually the case, and he is sitting there wondering what the hell he did to deserve that outburst. He then ran out of the house and bought lots of roses in a classic sentimental display of affection in the hopes of soothing the ruffled feathers, still not knowing what the hell just happened. He knows to please the lady you have to please the lady. A blowjob would be a nice method of payment, I do believe."For you see, an airplane is an airplane. A landing area is a landing area. But a dropzone... a dropzone is the people." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rifleman 70 #31 March 24, 2012 I'e known my wife for 22 years and I have a simple rule for sending flowers. Don't do it so often that it becomes a routine - "Oh, another bunch of flowers." but not so infrequently that the first words out of her mouth are "What the fuck have you done wrong!" Atheism is a Non-Prophet Organisation Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 52 #32 March 24, 2012 Quote I'e known my wife for 22 years and I have a simple rule for sending flowers. Don't do it so often that it becomes a routine - "Oh, another bunch of flowers." but not so infrequently that the first words out of her mouth are "What the fuck have you done wrong!" From a woman's perspective, there is no such thing as too often to receive flowers. Mrowc6 brings me flowers whenever the current bunch is shot. We've been together 30 yrs and I still appreciate always having fresh flowers in the house. It's not alway roses, though. Seasonal flowers, or just wildflowers bought at the local produce stand are just as beautiful. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #33 March 24, 2012 Quote Quote I'e known my wife for 22 years and I have a simple rule for sending flowers. Don't do it so often that it becomes a routine - "Oh, another bunch of flowers." but not so infrequently that the first words out of her mouth are "What the fuck have you done wrong!" From a woman's perspective, there is no such thing as too often to receive flowers. Mrowc6 brings me flowers whenever the current bunch is shot. We've been together 30 yrs and I still appreciate always having fresh flowers in the house. It's not alway roses, though. Seasonal flowers, or just wildflowers bought at the local produce stand are just as beautiful. From another woman's perspective, (i.e. My Wife) Don't Buy me DEAD STUFF it's a waste of moneyYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #34 March 24, 2012 Quote From another woman's perspective, (i.e. My Wife) Don't Buy me DEAD STUFF it's a waste of money TOTALLY agree with your wife but there is no way in hell I'm saying that to my boyfriend... The reason is simple: I *loved* the gesture/thought, and the last thing I want is to discourage him when he's gone and done something kind out of affection. In time as he gets to know me better he will understand that gestures don't have to cost money to be appreciated. BobMoore: your post had me laughing out loud!!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpwally 0 #35 March 30, 2012 I agree,,and i'll bet Conundrum looks great in one !!! smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #36 March 30, 2012 Quote BobMoore: your post had me laughing out loud!!! I know Bob. He wasn't joking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,027 #37 March 30, 2012 Quote Just like "first annual" does not exist, as "annual" means it is something that is being repeated each year. . Thank you, thank you, thank you. That usage has annoyed me for decades.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites