shah269 0 #1 March 19, 2012 Honeymoon in Disney Land? OK so I'm an engineer so that means I work with what....52 dicks and 2 chicks though we are not 100% sure one of those chicks is actually a chick. No one can eat a foot long that fast and waddle like that and be a land mammal. Of the 52 dicks a good number are from Asia (Dude that's from Turkey all the way over to like Hawaii) of which I am one. Anyhow one of my West Asian friends mom went out and got him a wife. And I for one applaud his laziness! I mean how lazy do you have to be that you won't get out of the house and hit on girls! I need to have a serious talk with my mom about this! The only thing my mom ever got me was socks! Where is my freaking wife! I'm lazy too! Why did I have to go out and find my own! But we digress, so the guy being...how shall I put it...having lived a "sheltered" life is planning his wedding and his honeymoon. Or I should say his mom is planning his wedding and honeymoon....again mom...really! Why? And well he is planning on taking his under warrantee wife to Disney Land for the first night of "lovin" Now all the above I'm ok with but honeymoon in Disney? God that just sounds so sick! WTF does the honeymoon suite in Disney look like! I just can't imagine Disney being ok with sex swings and Liberators! And how sound proof are those walls of the "magic" kingdom?Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #2 March 19, 2012 Apparently Disney seems to think it's good business since they've got a whole weddings & honeymoons section on their web site. But what do they know about running a good business? I'm sure you could teach 'em a thing or two. http://disneyweddings.disney.go.com/ "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #3 March 19, 2012 The only thing worse than Drama Queens....girls who think they are "princess" material!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #4 March 19, 2012 Quote Honeymoon in Disney Land? OK so I'm an engineer... Zzzzz....."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #5 March 19, 2012 Hey do the TV's in Disney have any porn? Hum....how kinky is Disney porn? 7 short guys and one chick....? KINKY!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #6 March 20, 2012 Quote Hey do the TV's in Disney have any porn? Hum....how kinky is Disney porn? 7 short guys and one chick....? KINKY! There's a dirty disney picture on my sick and twisted thread... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #7 March 20, 2012 Why are you so judgemental?She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guineapiggie101 0 #8 March 20, 2012 Hey, I think a honeymoon in Disneyland or Disney World would be way coool. I have friends who had a Disney wedding. That was fun and the resort puts on a really good wedding. There are a lot people out there who are into Disney stuff (and don't have kids). Heck I like Disney stuff and want to go on a Disney cruise solo. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #9 March 20, 2012 Quote Why are you so judgemental? Where's the like button? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #10 March 20, 2012 Quote Why are you so judgemental? Simple. I can. That and I didn't say anything mean.....just critical. OK OK I have been corrected by a friend. Apparently there a large number of people in this great land who are not perverts....who knew! And apparently when they go on their honeymoon they don't pack away the sex toys, lube and GoPro. They go to have a "good time". Thus the Disney land thing may work for them? I mean how can you thoroughly enjoy the finer points of the Reverse Roman Seat while watching freaking 7 short guys whistling while they work! Yeah you try not whistling while you work! That tune is freaking contagious! Hi ho hi ho it's .....off to work we goLife through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #11 March 20, 2012 Quote I mean how can you thoroughly enjoy the finer points of the Reverse Roman Seat while watching freaking 7 short guys whistling while they work! Yeah you try not whistling while you work! That tune is freaking contagious! Hi ho hi ho it's .....off to work we go Better than having the lady singing It's a Small Small World scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #12 March 20, 2012 Ha ha ok that's funny! I don't know...Disney just doesn't sound like the place where carnal desires are met. I mean every day you walk around looking at what happens when sperm and egg are brought together at a high rate of speed! That's kind of like racing on a track with all the crashed our cars in the infield.....yeah it's all fun and games until you go out in a flaming burning mess!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #13 March 20, 2012 Quote Hey do the TV's in Disney have any porn? Is the porn disabled? ........ [/throw away line] (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,073 #14 March 20, 2012 >WTF does the honeymoon suite in Disney look like! Pretty much like the really nice rooms at other hotels. >I just can't imagine Disney being ok with sex swings and Liberators! Well, if it involves the installation of eyebolts no regular hotel (including the ones in Vegas) are really going to be OK with that! >And how sound proof are those walls of the "magic" kingdom? They're designed for screaming kids - so probably more soundproof than most. It's actually not a bad idea. Two of the hotels in Disneyland are in the "Downtown Disney" area, and even a West Asian guy (or a Shah) is going to find something fun to do there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #15 March 20, 2012 if only your posts were even remotely funny You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #16 March 20, 2012 Quote >And how sound proof are those walls of the "magic" kingdom? They're designed for screaming kids - so probably more soundproof than most.. OMG i never thought of that! You are so right! Yeah! You can go at it like rabbid rabbits and no one will hear you! Ha SMART! Quote It's actually not a bad idea. Two of the hotels in Disneyland are in the "Downtown Disney" area, and even a West Asian guy (or a Shah) is going to find something fun to do there Ahhh...Hola! I'm East Asian! You know the cool ones!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #17 March 20, 2012 Quote Why are you so judgemental? I wonder if he's related to Reza Farahan from the Shahs of Sunset: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e82l3FDX_rI&context=C4ba9042ADvjVQa1PpcFN8Z3QL3T5hIzISvgyMDq9YR7_XoEj2Leo=Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #18 March 20, 2012 OMG that show is the FREAKING BEST! At least you guys are learning some Persian and will go out and try some great Persian food! Oh and she's hot. http://www.google.com/url?source=imglanding&ct=img&q=http://cdn.cnwimg.com/gallerySmThumb/f53b5e5068676a561e435fc65afe95d3.jpg&sa=X&ei=lq1oT8vQIOy10QGvv6ntCA&ved=0CAsQ8wc&usg=AFQjCNHFbh2nKP7GX9Ojl66eWbYC4HD2fA Dangerous as all hell! But hot! I don't think she would be a go for that Honeymoon in Disney Land?Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #19 March 20, 2012 All you need for a honeymoon is a little privacy and a mattress you can knock the springs out of. Disneyland, sure, why not? Although we think Univeersal Studio's Islands of Adventure have all the rest of 'em beat. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #20 March 21, 2012 There are plenty of us who have found romance in Disney. Just ask Dr. Bordson! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #21 March 21, 2012 OR Bush Gardens! Yeah! That one would be cool!Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #22 March 21, 2012 Uhhhh, Busch. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 854 #23 March 21, 2012 Dude. He's a college edumacated engineer!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #24 March 21, 2012 Quote Quote Hey do the TV's in Disney have any porn? Hum....how kinky is Disney porn? 7 short guys and one chick....? KINKY! There's a dirty disney picture on my sick and twisted thread... Just think of all the furries out there who might love to get it on at Disney Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #25 March 21, 2012 Quote Uhhhh, Busch. Shhhhh!!! He still thinks it was built by an ex-president."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
